#1
I got an idea to create this thread from my reply to a separate thread...anyways...

What’s the best excuse you have used to bail on a date...


I had a friend call my cell phone and I answered it on speaker in the middle of dinner. I had him tell me that my aunt was in the hospital so I could make a prompt exit and get out of the date guilt free...it went quite well...
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- John Ciardi
#3
I have to meet my wife for family counseling.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
"Excuse me, I think I left my house on fire"

Then run off.
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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#6
"Got to go, my cat is on fire."
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#7
Who needs excuses? Just get up and leave.
Basses:
Fender Precision Bass
Fender Jazz Bass
1967 Fender Coronado Bass II
Warwick Star Bass
Squier Precision Bass TB
#8
"I have AIDs"
*walks away*
The good times are killing me.


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#10
"I forgot to brang my wallet"
Sunn O))):
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Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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#11
Say "By the way, Tell your mother I left my wallet on her nightstand"
Gear:
Peavey Millennium 4 BXP
Peavey TNT 115
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Blackstar Ht-1R
#12
ask if they are into being pissed on during sex.

If they say no, say "This isn't going to work"

If they say yes, you piss on a tramp and then tell everyone you know about it.
#13
"Wait, you're over 16? Ahh people like you ruin all my fun."
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#14
just act like satanist, they usually will just leave.
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#16
"I can smell from here that you have a yeast infection and that your pussy will be like a gone off corned beef pasty. I bid you farewell o disgusting one!"
#17
"As much fun as it sounds.......I just don't want to"
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