I got an idea to create this thread from my reply to a separate thread...anyways...

What’s the best excuse you have used to bail on a date...

I had a friend call my cell phone and I answered it on speaker in the middle of dinner. I had him tell me that my aunt was in the hospital so I could make a prompt exit and get out of the date guilt free...it went quite well...
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
- Edward Abbey

"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students."
- John Ciardi
I have to meet my wife for family counseling.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
"Excuse me, I think I left my house on fire"

Then run off.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.

I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
"Got to go, my cat is on fire."
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Who needs excuses? Just get up and leave.
Fender Precision Bass
Fender Jazz Bass
1967 Fender Coronado Bass II
Warwick Star Bass
Squier Precision Bass TB
"I have AIDs"
*walks away*
The good times are killing me.

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meelad: I know this guy "entity0009" and "mike50227"
meelad: They're the best people there

Above Divine
"I forgot to brang my wallet"
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
Say "By the way, Tell your mother I left my wallet on her nightstand"
Peavey Millennium 4 BXP
Peavey TNT 115
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Blackstar Ht-1R
ask if they are into being pissed on during sex.

If they say no, say "This isn't going to work"

If they say yes, you piss on a tramp and then tell everyone you know about it.
"Wait, you're over 16? Ahh people like you ruin all my fun."
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
just act like satanist, they usually will just leave.
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
"I can smell from here that you have a yeast infection and that your pussy will be like a gone off corned beef pasty. I bid you farewell o disgusting one!"
"As much fun as it sounds.......I just don't want to"
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A few years a ago, I played with it alot and got my time down to 42 secs. Right now, I'm probably around a 55 sec average.
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