#1
Say you were to make a movie

1. what would be the title
2. a brief summary

Example

1. Ocean's 11
2. A guy and his 11 thieve friends rob a 5 star casino/hotel in las vegas
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#2
Title: 'Adventures of a raging procrastinator'

Summary: I'll write it later.
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#4
i farted, and i smells really bad, and i'm actually starting to gag from the odor that is being emitted from my butt.

....that kinda answers both questions,...
#5
The Adventures of Evan, the awesome fat man.

Summary: Too awesome for words to possibly describe
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#6
I Watchmen Masturbate

>.>
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
Last edited by woMANintheBOX19 at Mar 25, 2009,
#7
1. The Bible: The Missing Years
2. Keanu Reeves plays Jesus, a teenager who is trying to deal with both puberty and the fact that he is the son to god (Morgan Freeman) and will have to be crucified! Also starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short as the Three Wise Men!
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#10
My film would be called..

Scarecrow Paradise : The Island of Dreams

Summary : Some scarecrows go to an island, it's like a paradise, yadayada, do some pot, one of them dies, ends by playing the entire back catalogue of Snow Patrol songs. Girls weep ; men shudder, Chuck Norris kills his wife (husband?).
#11
Quote by ScottElwood
1. The Bible: The Missing Years
2. Keanu Reeves plays Jesus, a teenager who is trying to deal with both puberty and the fact that he is the son to god (Morgan Freeman) and will have to be crucified! Also starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short as the Three Wise Men!



hahaha +1
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#12
Quote by Atreyu69
i farted, and i smells really bad, and i'm actually starting to gag from the odor that is being emitted from my butt.

....that kinda answers both questions,...

Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#13
The Epic Brang
Story:Rip Dime

Seriously
Outlaw Torn
Doc on Jamez
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
Last edited by Blackwaterson89 at Mar 25, 2009,
#14
Hahh me and a few friends joke about a movie we want to make (2 of them UGers). But to understand you need some backgroud:

We have a friend who's dad we tend to make fun of - he's quite eccentric, opinionated, narrowminded and always thinks he knows best. He also has a deep, rough voice.

http://www.kystverket.no/arch/_img/9282048.jpg

That's him on the left.

Now my friends and I exaggerrated him quite a bit and he's basically now a fictional character based on him. According to us he has a black brother, named Garfunkel. A Texan brother called Hank, or Tex and a large amount of friends. Also according to us he was a cop in the 70s and in his spare time is vocalist and rhythm guitarist in a band called PBO (Pirate Boat Orgy)

http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp319/destijl333/Seanpiano.jpg
http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp319/destijl333/Seanspeedster.jpg
http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp319/destijl333/SeanandHerbie.jpg
All edited pictures, of course

ANYWAYS.

The movie is called the Sean & Garfunkel Movie and is a 70s cop film spoof.
It has a fantastic soundtrack (in my opinion) with songs by Beck, Dick Dale, The Rapture, REM and The Black Keys in it.

It basically is about Sean and Garfunkel on the trail of an evil guy, called Gabrielle (who is based on one of our friends). Gabrielle has an extremely high pitched voice, is always angry and has a swearing problem. He runs a condom factory (despite being allergic to latex) and has tainted all the condoms produced to infect the wearers penis and gradually make them impotent thus increasing Gabrielles chances on getting some chicks.

Yeah, we have too much spare time and very little to talk about. It's only funny if your there to see us talk about it
#15
Freddie the bubblegum man and other purposeless tales from the mind


A film with 8 or 9 storylines, all seemingly completely random, but bit by bit they make sense as they cross over minorly, then they all cross over together in the end and something magical and spectacular happens. Of which I cannot elaborate further on!
#16
Outback Bitches Get Down Under In My Pants With Their Faces.

It's an Australian themed Arthouse film.
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#17
Sir Stickypants Quest for the Book of Power

A quixotic duct tape hero must avenge his master’s death and foil the evil tin-foil knight; little does he know what evil designs await him.

The movie is already made and we've been putting it up on you tube in sections over the last week or so. You can check out some of the best scenes in my sig or watch it from the beginning here. Scenes 9 and 10 are probably the best so far, we blow up a car in part 5.
#18
Title: A tale of a dude who does stuff.

Plot: I see a dude, then it turns out he's dead, I get freaked out and form an army of sword wielding mad men to destroy this ghost and then realise that I was just imagining him and the mad men go home dissapointed.
#19
Delicious cake

The epic tale of one man,stuck in a two dimensial hell,trying to get the cake.
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#20
Title: "Towers of Euphoria"

Summary: Think of it as a modern day Fantasia, but all of the music consists of shoegaze, post-rock, post-metal, ambient techno, etc.

Some bands I would have in it:

My Bloody Valentine
Lush
Ride
ISIS
Red Sparowes
Grails
Explosions in the Sky
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Boards of Canada
Aphex Twin
Ulrich Schnauss
etc.

The film, like Fantasia, would be completely animated, and would have artistic visual representations of each song. These animations would be created by a select team of animators, graphic artists, typographers, painters, etc. And would span anywhere from 2-3 hours.


I'm jizzing myself just thinking about the concept......
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#21
Title: The Adventures Of The Pit.

Summary: Its a movie about the assholery here, enough said.

Actors: All of the Top 200 UG'ers

Plot: there is none. its gonna be one of those 'freeroaming' kinda movies.
love is love // return to dust
#22
Title: Ye Night Of Nipples

Breif: First 3-D porn ending with a money shot to the auidence. Set in Medievil Northampton with a evil sex robot from the future, you know, for a story line.
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#23
Half-Life

Events of Half-Life. Possibly some from Portal.


Would be the the greatest movie(s?) ever.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#25
Title: Black Guitarist, White America.

Summary: The story of a young black male who wanted to play metal and shred guitar, while his father, who was almost an R&B singer, wants him to play otherwise.
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#26
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Title: Black Guitarist, White America.

Summary: The story of a young black male who wanted to play metal and shred guitar, while his father, who was almost an R&B singer, wants him to play otherwise.

Only he doesn't know it's his father, because he's the guys singing coach! And he never finds out until much later, when his father is found dying at the scene of a horrible car crash while he was on his way to the lessons!

"Son, I am your father..."

*in death growl* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
#27
Quote by jetfuel495
Only he doesn't know it's his father, because he's the guys singing coach! And he never finds out until much later, when his father is found dying at the scene of a horrible car crash while he was on his way to the lessons!

"Son, I am your father..."

*in death growl* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"


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#28
Quote by Primus2112
Half-Life

Events of Half-Life. Possibly some from Portal.


Would be the the greatest movie(s?) ever.

The Death of Nate. A story of about boy, who meet a bad man with sledgehammer...........What thought i was going give you the ending
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton
Last edited by Blackwaterson89 at Mar 25, 2009,
#29
Title: Prestige Trucking

Summary: One lone trucker who was raised by wolves battles against his chloroform and laxative addiction.
#30
Title: The Four *****smen Of The Deathpocalypse II - This Time, It's Straight To DVD

Summary: 4 really bad actors(and that's bad by porno standard bad) battle tinfoil suits and special defects to save the world from a man with a face built from modelling putty(possibly Kneadatite), only to discover that he had them genetically engineered and raised by wolverines, and then they go to a Mexican brothel and die of syphylis.
#31
Quote by MightyAl
Title: The Four *****smen Of The Deathpocalypse II - This Time, It's Straight To DVD

Summary: 4 really bad actors(and that's bad by porno standard bad) battle tinfoil suits and special defects to save the world from a man with a face built from modelling putty(possibly Kneadatite), only to discover that he had them genetically engineered and raised by wolverines, and then they go to a Mexican brothel and die of syphylis.


My film already has porno standard bad actors battling tinfoil suits (armour). Plus a whole tinfoil car. Sure we don't have a Mexican brothel, but there's a girl covered in body paint


...wish I had thought of a face made of modelling putty
#32
Quote by dullsilver_mike
My film already has porno standard bad actors battling tinfoil suits (armour). Plus a whole tinfoil car. Sure we don't have a Mexican brothel, but there's a girl covered in body paint


...wish I had thought of a face made of modelling putty

What?

Hmmm. Perhaps a rewrite is in order.
#33
Title: Don't pirate this film.


Description: A movie about the events leading up to and after the piratebay trial.
#34
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Title: Lord of the Minks

Summary: 124 minutes of me laughing maniacally.


Title: An extensive guide to Mink-clubbing

Summary: 125 minutes of extremely anal and repeated examples of clubbing minks. Now with multiple camera angles!

Easter eggs on the DVD is set to include teaser trailers and a DIY Mink pinata.
#35
"Jade, the Golden Years"


A fat balding racist dies.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#36
"I Cum Blood"

It'd be about how I probably have permanent Mono by how lazy and tired I am at all times.
#37
Title: "The Adventures of the Dyslexic Grammar Teacher"

Description: "A white teacher from the rich section of the city goes to the inner city to try to teach underprivileged youth (all black and hispanic) grammar, finding out about himself in the process.

The only problem?

HE'S DYSLEXIC!!!!

Hilarity ensues when he's trying to teach people how to say "The tree is full of pines", but misspelles "pines" to be "Penis". One of the more "fruity" Hispanic students gets an erection, and the class room erupts into a giant orgy.

The sad part? Mr. Dyslexic is a midget amputee, that nobody want's to ****.

The moral of the story? Well, YOU decide."