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#1
what are the most effective ways to wake others?
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#2
Talk to them, progressively getting louder.

It works, but it's a nice way, so you probably didn't ask for something like this.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#6
By lighting matches between the sleeping guy's toes (or fire crackers).
#12
depends how nasty you wana be really doesn't it? i would suggest cutting off their thumbs.
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#13
hold a pie over their face and then scream wake up someone's in the house as loud as you can.

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#14
Pour water in their ear.
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#15
Water in the face. Simple as.
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#16
If it's a girl you can grab her boobs until she starts to wake up
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#18
1. Place your face about 5 centimeters from the sleeping persons ear.
2. Scream at the top of your lungs.

3. (Optional) Depending on how violent this person is, I suggest that you retreat a few steps.
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#19
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Pour aids in their ear.



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#25
ball fist. thrust forward. hit manhood. target is now awake. success
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#26
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#27
Put whipped cream on hand and slowly tickle their nose, that way they wake up get a facefull of cream and you lol.

...or just pinch their nose.
#28
Falling asleep around white people.....


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#29
[quote="'-LeG[A"]cY-']Big handful of flour. Throw it in their face with a mighty force.

This is win but I would only do this at other peoples houses because I wouldnt want to have to clean it up.
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#30
Have someone about to fart stick their ass in the sleeping person's face. Then have someone else slap the person in the face. Upon them waking up, the ass in the person's face will fart.

GG.
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#31
Jump on them. Works best if naked but this is not completely nessisary.
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#32
put their nose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart, might want to move quickly after it though, could end up getting nose ****ed
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#34
Fill the room with smoke then scream at them that the place is burning to the ground.

Nothing like sheer panic to really get the blood flowing.
#35
I just yell ..."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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#37
I had a cat that would lick sleeping people's eyelids.
I had a slug fall on my face from the window by my bed.
I had a PA rig in my living room and played a few bad (and one good) demos through it. My lodger jumped out of the arms of her boyfriend in the room above for the good one that was first. (I was a radio DJ for new bands stuff at the time.)
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#39
Urinating on their face usually works. Once they wake up, stop, run.
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#40
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If it's a girl you can grab her boobs until she starts to wake up


i believe this man is a genius...

and i've used EZ-Cheese Bacon Flavor (mmmmmmmmmmm!) on the face, then watched him slap himself and spread it ALL OVER his face...
he was pissed...
it was great.
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