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Share some funny analogies you have created on the spot...I have 2 recently

I was at a bon fire with a bunch of friends havin a beer and playin guitar. My cousin grows his beard out pretty long and hes starting to go bald on his head and in response to a comment about his hair I said "It's like his hair is being used for tug-of-war...and his chin is winning"


Another one came to me when I was at the hospital for my mom...I was sitting in this chair with a mean/uncomfortable grin on my face and my mom asked me what was wrong and I said "This chair and my ass are having an epic battle, and the chair is winning..."
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#4
Why are the people in the pit bothered by threads like these anyways?

Get some chicks for tonight!
#5
Quote by jjlane86
Share some funny analogies you have created on the spot...I have 2 recently

I was at a bon fire with a bunch of friends havin a beer and playin guitar. My cousin grows his beard out pretty long and hes starting to go bald on his head and in response to a comment about his hair I said "It's like his hair is being used for tug-of-war...and his chin is winning"


Another one came to me when I was at the hospital for my mom...I was sitting in this chair with a mean/uncomfortable grin on my face and my mom asked me what was wrong and I said "This chair and my ass are having an epic battle, and the chair is winning..."


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I ran up and started screaming rape because I knew she would never cheat on me.
#6
I was talking to this guy who is clearly gay (but hiding it) and I asked him how Aslan was doing.
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#7
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I was talking to this guy who is clearly gay (but hiding it) and I asked him how Aslan was doing.

What?
#8
" True inspiration is just like Sh**...sometimes, it happens..."

Any suggestions on how I came up with that one?
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" True inspiration is just like Sh**...sometimes, it happens..."

Any suggestions on how I came up with that one?

You had an idea that was so good, you shat your pants?
#11
In this crazy ride we call life, whatever you devote your attention to will grow.
Just like my penis.
#12
Being in the UG forums is like being at Guitar Center. Most of the time, it's full of idiots and crap.
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#13
Username94 once told me in history class, "In a world filled with dicks, you're an asshole".

I thought that was pretty funny.
#15
I didn't make this but...

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I'm still not getting it.

Oh well.

how do you get into narnia? bearing in mind that the guy is a closet homosexual?
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#19
this thread is like sucks.
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#21
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Username94 once told me in history class, "In a world filled with dicks, you're an asshole".

I thought that was pretty funny.


That made me chuckle right now.

I didn't invent it, but I often say I have to piss like a racehorse.
#22
Quote by jgbsmith
I was talking to this guy who is clearly gay (but hiding it) and I asked him how Aslan was doing.

I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#23
*After running* Jesus, I'm sweating like a Nazi at a Bar Mitzvah.
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#24
Quote by jgbsmith
how do you get into narnia? bearing in mind that the guy is a closet homosexual?

Ah

I get it now... You should have referenced the closet, I haven't read any of those books since I was in 6th grade.
#25
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That made me chuckle right now.

I didn't invent it, but I often say I have to piss like a racehorse.



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#26
I got'a piss like a banshee
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#27
Kind of an analogy. My US Government teacher is having us teach a chapter, as groups of two.

Me and my partner compared the economy of the US to the Hell in a Cell match between Undertaker and Mankind. We showed the match in it's entirety on the smart board, and paused it emphasizing certain points.

My teacher loved it, apparently he's a big Mick Foley fan.
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Quote by BreakingBnj
Kind of an analogy. My US Government teacher is having us teach a chapter, as groups of two.

Me and my partner compared the economy of the US to the Hell in a Cell match between Undertaker and Mankind. We showed the match in it's entirety on the smart board, and paused it emphasizing certain points.

My teacher loved it, apparently he's a big Mick Foley fan.

I have that on dvd.

uh..

This thread is like your mom, it sucks.
This thread is like the wind, it blows.
This thread is like the above joke, it fails.
#30
This is pretty racist, my friend said it
"I'm more tired than a black plantation worker whose been picking cotton for 6 hours"
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#31
I'm as confused as a sheep in a field full of goats.

my friend says that ALOT.

also, TS's ones really suck.
#34
Public speaking is like a circle jerk. It's uncomfortable at first, but then you just get used to the people around you.
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#36
My friend: ARGH! I broke a nail!

Me: I'm afraid we're going to have to put you down.


Eh.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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Quote by el-ECTRO
My friend: ARGH! I broke a nail!

Me: I'm afraid we're going to have to put you down.


Eh.


I don't get it
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#38
love is bigger and more powerful than all of us..............like a gorilla.
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#39
To the best of my knowledge, analogies are ' is to ' as ' is to '. Your examples are similes.
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#40
"If you think about it, being with a girl who's wearing a dental dam would be kind of like fucking a salad in your refrigerator-they're both wrapped in plastic."

whatthefedit:
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Ts said "Anal"

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