#1
Ok so this girl i like broke up wit this guy and on the same day i asked her out cuz i found out that she also liked me back BEFORE she went out wit him, so we went out for like 5 days till like the last few days i found her depressed, then 2day she broke up wit me telling me she's still depressed n stuff but that she wants to be together when feels fine, so WTF do i do!?!?!?!?!?!
#2
Find someone else. Girls like that aren't worth it anyways.
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#5
relationship thread?
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relationship thread?

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#12
if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you son...
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#13
Just tell her to make you a sandwich. She'll love you after. If by chance this does plan not succeed, then just put your dick in her butt.
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#14
dump her , she don't worth it man

play guitar instead, at least they arn't bitches who broke your heart
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#16
Cum blood? That should get her attention.

No, don't do that. What you need to do is brang her.
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Girl Problems?

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Rape?

+1, this guy has been edumacated well, rape solves everything...
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Ok so this girl i like broke up wit this guy and on the same day i asked her out cuz i found out that she also liked me back BEFORE she went out wit him, so we went out for like 5 days till like the last few days i found her depressed, then 2day she broke up wit me telling me she's still depressed n stuff but that she wants to be together when feels fine, so WTF do i do!?!?!?!?!?!



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#23
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Fuck you! I was going to post that.
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#24
beat her with your guitar until she stops twitching, then have your way with her.
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#26
Shes still hung up on the other guy.

Next time she's depressed start asking her questions about how she met her now ex and things of that sort, make sure that at some key point you physically touch her. Nothing over bearing, you could just rub her arm to help comfort her a bit.

This does 2 things: It brings up feelings that you want her to associate with you, and women are much more sensitive to touch. You remind her of these happy feelings, and then by even a light touch she will naturally release endorphins. Endorphins make a person feel happy, that should relieve some of the depression. (from a chemical/scientific stand point anyways)

Of course I can't say how the individual will act. However, reminding people of good times and stimulating the release of the 'feel good chemical' has been proven to relieve, if only temporarily, some depression.

In all honesty, your retarded for approaching her so soon after a break up. Show support, but never be the rebound. Tard lol
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I'll consider giving you advice once you learn to spell properly and use some punctuation.
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Cum blood? That should get her attention.

No, don't do that. What you need to do is brang her.


lol u said brang
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#30
I think that all posts from here up are right, so do what all posts from #2 to #29 say...


...at the same time