#2
Did that cotton swab take your ear virginity or what?
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#3
im with the thread starter, not sure why, but yea its pretty bad ass
#5
Yes, indeed it does. I'm not sure, but I think it might resemble the act of a dildo in a woman's vagina... Whitch would explain a lot actually...
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#6
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Yes, indeed it does. I'm not sure, but I think it might resemble the act of a dildo in a woman's vagina... Whitch would explain a lot actually...


That most fake their orgasms?
#7
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That most fake their orgasms?

sounds like a personal problem....

but yes that ear cleaning feeling is kinda good
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#9
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Yeah it does feel good. it would be weird if ears could cum

Yea, itch your ear and bust a lobe all over your shoulder.
#10
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Yeah it does feel good. it would be weird if ears could cum


What if they came blood? Would it fell weird?
#12
inside of human ears = behind dog ears

????
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#16
i am the only one that reads your username as Jiro from GAY?

and yes, it feels good to clean your ears.
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#18
...I thought I was alone in the world.

Getting out of the shower and cleaning out your ears with a Q-Tip is one of the BEST feelings in the world.
I'm going to ask my girlfriend if she'll start doing it for me.
#22
Its even better when someone else does it for you. Gently of course and and too deep.
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#23
It feels great. But at the same time a little like you are about to touch your brain!
#24
I only like to do it when I have an itch in the back of my throat/ear. It makes me have coughing fits, because it tickles me.
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#25
I hate it tbh!

But mine were really blocked, so I went to the doctors and they sprayed water up there. Like really high pressure

Now THAT, felt good
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#26
Oh god, that's one of my favourite things.
Really.

Shower on the highest pressure. Tilt head. Heaven.
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#29
mmm...eargasms.
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#32
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inside of human ears = behind dog ears

????


More research needed...I am intrigued...

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I hate it tbh!

But mine were really blocked, so I went to the doctors and they sprayed water up there. Like really high pressure

Now THAT, felt good


That happened to my brother.
Yeah, it feels good...
#33
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mmm...eargasms.

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Bad luck

Anyway, yeah it feels awesome...

The question is : how come?
#34
Quote by stratele
I hate it tbh!

But mine were really blocked, so I went to the doctors and they sprayed water up there. Like really high pressure

Now THAT, felt good


Once I had ear infections in both ears and afterwards they got really clogged and I was like almost deaf. Then they did that with the water and cleaned them and it felt SO ****ING GOOD.

Oh my god. I may just fake it to have it done again.
#37
I am happy there are other people in the world that enjoy a q-tip in their ears.
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#39
Yup. There's also a spot in your nose that gives a tingling feeling, and if you keep pressing it, you sneeze.
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#40
Be careful not to scratch it too hard, I did it in both of my ears a few weeks ago and made sore spots. Took about a week to go away.


But I agree, it does feel great.