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#1
He was texting me the other day saying he was a girl. His name is Matt and he kept saying he was some girl named Lyndsay and I know it wasn't. He always does this. Then he started being extremely gay and asking for a pic of my penis. I was like no fag, go away. He kept texting me repeatedly even after I stopped answering. I know you are thinking he was kidding, but I know him and he wasn't. He has done this before to my friend as well.

So have any crazy text messages or calls ever happen to you?
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#2
wait until Thanksgiving when you're with your family and bust him out for being gay in front of everyone.
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#4
From what I've learned from That 70's Show, he's just adopted, so it's safe.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#5
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From what I've learned from That 70's Show, he's just adopted, so it's safe.


Haha nice.
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#8
when i grow up i want to be a troll also.


I cant remember the countless times ive seen this exact same thread produced here in the pit.
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#10
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when i grow up i want to be a troll also.


I cant remember the countless times ive seen this exact same thread produced here in the pit.


Really? That's weird because I am not a troll. I am dead serious. Take the time to look at my other posts before you say **** like that.
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Erowid
#11
Damn... you needa tell your parents.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#12
Hahaha that's so creepy it's kind of scaring me.
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#13
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Damn... you needa tell your parents.


I live with my grandparents (long story) and they just said he was a little faggot and shook their heads in disgust. I have tried to get them to do something about it (like tell his parents), but they never do.
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Erowid
#14
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Really? That's weird because I am not a troll. I am dead serious. Take the time to look at my other posts before you say **** like that.

I say this troll effort has been planned for months in advance, TS building up a repertoire of 'sensible' posts to create the illusion that he is, in fact, ded srs.
ohai little sig.
#15
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I say this troll effort has been planned for months in advance, TS building up a repertoire of 'sensible' posts to create the illusion that he is, in fact, ded srs.


mind=blown
you brought a hooker to church?
#16
Quote by Demonikk
I say this troll effort has been planned for months in advance, TS building up a repertoire of 'sensible' posts to create the illusion that he is, in fact, ded srs.


Wow dude. So what you're saying is, I have had nothing better to do, but in fact plan out a thread like this for months. Yeah um I have this thing called a life and a girlfriend. Yeah these things keep me from really taking forums too seriously.

Plus I really mean what I said. I understand why some people choose to not believe what I have said though. Seriously though don't trolls post **** about koalas and pears and crap though?
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#17
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Wow dude. So what you're saying is, I have had nothing better to do, but in fact plan out a thread like this for months. Yeah um I have this thing called a life and a girlfriend. Yeah these things keep me from really taking forums too seriously.

Plus I really mean what I said. I understand why some people choose to not believe what I have said though. Seriously though don't trolls post **** about koalas and pears and crap though?


*ahem* *dusts off internet rules*

photographs or it is facetious
you brought a hooker to church?
#18
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*ahem* *dusts off internet rules*

photographs or it is facetious


It is a little hard to go back in time to take pics of a text message on my phone. Not like I went, "Oh my gay cousin wants to see my penis. I'll just hurry up and take a pic of this text here and put it on UG for everyone to see."
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#19
Quote by RockGuitar92
It is a little hard to go back in time to take pics of a text message on my phone. Not like I went, "Oh my gay cousin wants to see my penis. I'll just hurry up and take a pic of this text here and put it on UG for everyone to see."

ummm why not?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#20
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ummm why not?


UG doesn't even cross my mind at all. The only time it does is when I get on the computer to listen to music or get tabs or something.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#21
This happened to me but it was a scam. They knew my name and where I'm from which was unsettling.
#22
One word...Gay.
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#23
So shove your penis down his throat and shut him up.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
google image it then take a picture then send it to him. problem solved. wait better yet! take a picture of a vagina just to piss him off! scare him into liking it! scare him straight TS!!
...why?
#25
Yes, send him a pic of a vagina

WIN!!!!!
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
Last edited by MusicMan24 at Mar 26, 2009,
#26
Knifes are the solution to any problem.

Do the math. Oh, and set his house on fire. we all know why.
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You're a f*cking wanker.

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#29
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Invite him over to watch the Prestige

+1
An entire minority group died in the forging of this post.
#30
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So shove your penis down his throat and shut him up.

Glad to have you back. I haven't seen you post in ages.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
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Invite him over to watch the Prestige




we hava winrar

UG's meme of the year for 08 for sure.
#32
I was at work tonight and I give phone surveys...

I called this house and this guy picks up and says, "You know this is a murder investigation!?"... screaming this at me... He then says, "How did you get this number!?"... Of course I told him the truth... we have a computer that randomly dials them. Then, "Did you know this person!?, What's your name!? and "Don't get off the line!!" I never tried to... I have never been so freaked out at my job, my heart was pounding... The line eventually went dead so I hung up... This could have been someone messing with me but even if I was scared haha... I'm good at angering people when I am allowed to, but this guy scared me.
TRANSFIXUS SED NON MORTUUS
Last edited by Bassman86 at Mar 26, 2009,
#33
Quote by Bassman86
I was at work tonight and I give phone surveys...

I called this house and this guy picks up and says, "You know this is a murder investigation!?"... screaming this at me... He then says, "How did you get this number!?"... Of course I told him the truth... we have a computer that randomly dials them. Then, "Did you know this person!?, What's your name!? and "Don't get off the line!!" I never tried to... I have never been so freaked out at my job, my heart was pounding...

lol'd
#34
Quote by ghostnineone
mind=blown

Man, how do you even try to keep up in that science thingamajigie thread if this blows your mind
#37
Quote by Bassman86
I was at work tonight and I give phone surveys...

I called this house and this guy picks up and says, "You know this is a murder investigation!?"... screaming this at me... He then says, "How did you get this number!?"... Of course I told him the truth... we have a computer that randomly dials them. Then, "Did you know this person!?, What's your name!? and "Don't get off the line!!" I never tried to... I have never been so freaked out at my job, my heart was pounding... The line eventually went dead so I hung up... This could have been someone messing with me but even if I was scared haha... I'm good at angering people when I am allowed to, but this guy scared me.


Reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
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#38
Hai guise, I tried texting my friends cousin for his penis but he wouldn't send me pics. I wouldve let him go all the way :[ -Lindsey
#39
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we hava winrar

UG's meme of the year for 08 for sure.


From the Feb 09er...
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
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hazardmaster has won this thread.


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