#1
I didn't see a thread on this yet so i thought i would report. Obviously close this one down if its already been posted.


http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/128643/beware-conficker-worm-come-april-1/

Just saw this on Yahoo.com, looks like April Fools Day will yet again be the victim of a huge virus. I do remember the last time this thing was sent around, luckily i wasn't a victim.

So does anyone know anything i can do to help prevent the attack, just in case it hits me?
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#2
There is a thread on this, but what I'm planning to do, is set my computer's clock to April 2nd on friday, and completely disconnect from the internet for a few days. after I turn everything back on, i will run several virus scans and the like.

I fucking hate whoever wrote this Goddamn virus.
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#3
get a mac


thats what I do
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#4
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get a mac


thats what I do

or linux, kudos man
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#5
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or linux, kudos man

either work lol
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#6
the first comment on that linked page was WOW yet another reason to get linux ahahaha
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"Ok folks, our in flight movie will be a series of sex tapes your parents have made"

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I'd hit that like Carmel hits the ban button.
#7
I don't get virus's on my PC because I'm not an artard.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#8
You know what? All you mac and linux users can shut the fuck up and stop being douches.

By the way, apple is retarded. "Let's make a laptop with an Ipod wheel on it! Nevermind the fact that it's completely retarded and it takes forever to type on, it's got a Goddamn WHEEL on it!"
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#9
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You know what? All you mac and linux users can shut the fuck up and stop being douches.

By the way, apple is retarded. "Let's make a laptop with an Ipod wheel on it! Nevermind the fact that it's completely retarded and it takes forever to type on, it's got a Goddamn WHEEL on it!"



haha this poor guy has no idea what hes talking about

that was an onion sketch bro
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#10
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haha this poor guy has no idea what hes talking about

that was an onion sketch bro


Yeah, go ahead and piss all over my rant there.
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#11
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Yeah, go ahead and piss all over my rant there.


haha sorry man but if you want to be UG's leonard hofstader you gotta be up on your technological knowhow
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#12
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You know what? All you mac and linux users can shut the fuck up and stop being douches.

By the way, apple is retarded. "Let's make a laptop with an Ipod wheel on it! Nevermind the fact that it's completely retarded and it takes forever to type on, it's got a Goddamn WHEEL on it!"

In other Onionews, they made a Five Blade Razor!



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[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#13
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haha sorry man but if you want to be UG's leonard hofstader you gotta be up on your technological knowhow


I actually don't plan on being him anymore. I still love the show, but I'm currently having another pic resized.

I would've known that it was a joke any other time, but this is apple.

You never know what they'll do next.
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#14
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I actually don't plan on being him anymore. I still love the show, but I'm currently having another pic resized.

I would've known that it was a joke any other time, but this is apple.

You never know what they'll do next.


even though i am a proud owner of a penryn macbook pro i must say with apples latest laptopdesigns and the new ipod shuffle design, i think they might be losing it
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#15
Quote by Primus2112
I actually don't plan on being him anymore. I still love the show, but I'm currently having another pic resized.

I would've known that it was a joke any other time, but this is apple.

You never know what they'll do next.

An iPod the size of a bic lighter.

Wait...



Oh crackers.
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#16
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An iPod the size of a bic lighter.

Wait...



Oh crackers.


Which one's the lighter?
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