#1
New species of animals found


One of them being spiders that jump......can spiders get any more freaky?

****ing hate spiders, they scare the hell out of me, and I don't have the ones that jump. Good god.
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#2
Dude, jumping spiders have been known about since forever.

besides that, its pretty cool. Not nearly as brutal as that massive dinosaur skeleton they found in the seas of Northern Europe.
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#3
Spiders should not jump. Srsly. That's just wrong.


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besides that, its pretty cool. Not nearly as brutal as that massive dinosaur skeleton they found in the seas of Northern Europe.


....huh?
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Dude, jumping spiders have been known about since forever.

besides that, its pretty cool. Not nearly as brutal as that massive dinosaur skeleton they found in the seas of Northern Europe.

I heard about that, that it's head is twice the size of a T-rex head? Right?

That's insane. Dinosaurs are pretty cool. I wonder what it would of been like to be around these things. If they weren't going to eat us, I think that would be pretty beautiful to see these HUGE reptiles just roaming around. That would be cool.
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#8
There's craploads of species of spiders than can jump.
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This is just like when they released Pokemon Gold and Silver!
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#10
One of them being spiders that jump......can spiders get any more freaky?


You're just learning of jumping spiders now?
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Can the spider turn me into Spiderman? If not, I'm not interested.

I actually heard on the news that this guy who was paralyzed after a motorcycle accident got bit by the recluse spider or whatever it is that is really poisonous and can walk again. That's pretty ****ing insane. He seriously is the real life spiderman.
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#12
Don't Tell Me About Jumping Spiders!!!! No No No No Not Good At All.
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I actually heard on the news that this guy who was paralyzed after a motorcycle accident got bit by the recluse spider or whatever it is that is really poisonous and can walk again. That's pretty ****ing insane. He seriously is the real life spiderman.


Wow. That totally suggests a causal relationship.
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Wow. That totally suggests a causal relationship.

A what now?
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A what now?


A casual relationship. Y'know, it's nothing too serious, they just have a little sex every now and then.
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A casual relationship. Y'know, it's nothing too serious, they just have a little sex every now and then.



It's just crazy though, I guess typically getting bit by one of these means bad things, I don't remember what, but I think it will cause paralysis or kill you. But this guy got bit and now he is starting to recover for paralysis!
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A casual relationship. Y'know, it's nothing too serious, they just have a little sex every now and then.

That actually does say causal, BTW. Not casual. Still funny though, just in case you didn't notice.

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It's just crazy though, I guess typically getting bit by one of these means bad things, I don't remember what, but I think it will cause paralysis or kill you. But this guy got bit and now he is starting to recover for paralysis!


Again, I see nothing to suggest a causal relationship here. When it comes to science and medicine, the media has a habit of...not know what the hell it's talking about.
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That actually does say causal, BTW. Not casual. Still funny though, just in case you didn't notice.

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#20
I'm such a frickin' arachnophobia, it's terrible. I've seen them run across my computer desk and I almost had a heart attack and didn't use my computer for about two weeks.

Then one time I was on the computer and I saw in the doorway a spider just sitting there doing what I figured was staring at me just waiting for me to move out, and I stayed there the whole night I couldn't leave the room because I thought if I tried to exit it would attack me. Later my mom came and got rid of it and put it outside.

I'm such a pansy, but I hate them. I freak out so bad.
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I'm such a frickin' arachnophobia, it's terrible. I've seen them run across my computer desk and I almost had a heart attack and didn't use my computer for about two weeks.

Then one time I was on the computer and I saw in the doorway a spider just sitting there doing what I figured was staring at me just waiting for me to move out, and I stayed there the whole night I couldn't leave the room because I thought if I tried to exit it would attack me. Later my mom came and got rid of it and put it outside.

I'm such a pansy, but I hate them. I freak out so bad.


In which case you probably wont be thrilled to know that there are countless species of jumping spider in North America.
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Again, I see nothing to suggest a causal relationship here. When it comes to science and medicine, the media has a habit of...not know what the hell it's talking about.


way too true. this raises my blood pressure on a daily basis.
#24
I pinned a spider against the wall the other day with a plastic container and I swear it jumped into the container like it was trying to attack me.

P.S. I didn't kill it, I just put it outside.
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omg spiders can jump ahhhh what is next


They can also dig, fly (young spiders of certain species disperse themselves by producing a short strand of web that catches the wind), and walk on water.
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They can also dig, fly (young spiders of certain species disperse themselves by producing a short strand of web that catches the wind), and walk on water.

Basically, you're fucked.

Remember those new species they found deep down in the water under South Australia? One of them was just a big pink blob with one eye
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Basically, you're fucked.

Remember those new species they found deep down in the water under South Australia? One of them was just a big pink blob with one eye

You're thinking of a bellend.

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I pinned a spider against the wall the other day with a plastic container and I swear it jumped into the container like it was trying to attack me.

P.S. I didn't kill it, I just put it outside.



that happend to me too!!
scared the sh*t out of me..
#36

Deathly afraid of spiders, but that one looks like a lime flavored gummy spider

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#38
Hey guys, ever heard of a camel spider?





Camel Spider Bite


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Don't talk to me about Brown Recluses, boy. I'm from Texas, I know what a Brown Recluse bite looks like.

Anyway, if you see a brown recluse you can smash it with a shoe or a magazine.


Camel Spiders can run faster than humans for short periods of time and they hiss. You can shoot them dead, but boots don't really do much to them unless there is some serious jumping involved.
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