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Quote by wellsy411

i also would like my guitar to be able to orally pleasure me,


wat.
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#3
very nice!
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Quote by wellsy411
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wr62Dvd32k&feature=related

i really wish my guitar could do this.....

i also would like my guitar to be able to orally pleasure me, but i know that isn't possible




Wouldn't we all...


UH, I mean!... Uhhh... Thats, like, weird... & stuff.


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Quote by wellsy411
i also would like my guitar to be able to orally pleasure me, but i know that isn't possible

You're just not trying hard enough
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Quote by wellsy411
i also would like my guitar to be able to orally pleasure me, but i know that isn't possible

Or is it?

Go talk to GB&C about attaching a fleshlight to your guitar...
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#11
TS flesh light+Gaffer tape+guitar=sex with guitar
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TS flesh light+Gaffer tape+guitar=sex with guitar



is this from experience? lol

yer, i would love to, except people might think me a little..... different?

actually, what the hey, its my guitar :
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#15
well you know... treat your guitar like you'd treat your woman, force it to orally pleasure you on command. Attach that fleshlight! Oh yeah also add a microwave to cook food for you and you got yourself a partner for life.
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#17
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You're just not trying hard enough


A guitar has a mouth??

Tou much sharp metal and strings on my guitar for my wang to go near it!
#18
This is only funny because of the "thumbs up" gesture he does at the end.
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#20
Old old old.
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#21
I imagine this move would result with great response form the crowd.
#22
That video was.. strange?

"...And pull a rabbit out of the guitar!"
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i also would like my guitar to be able to orally pleasure me, but i know that isn't possible


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