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Long story short, my residence all gave me a roommate this semester who is from Kazakhstan. He doesn't speak english well and ignores my pleas for him to sleep at night so he doesn't wake me up by going in and out of the room. Last night I yelled him out and he was completely trying to argue back so I pushed him into his chair and he finally listened. I was ready to hit him though, which is why I gave him the warning push.

So I'm on edge already,and 4 hours later at 8a.m. his friend(also from Kazakhstan) comes knocking on our door... and he knocks... and he knocks... and he knocks...and he knocks... He knows we are in here because everyone at 8am is ****ing sleeping!

They are the most selfish assholes I've ever met, and I've talked to anyone I can about switching rooms. Nobody will let me. So I'm trapped in a corner.

tl;dr: My roommate is an ignorant foreigner who ignores me until I physically push him. I've talked to everyone I can about a change, but it isn't going to happen.

What can I do? I really don't want to get into another fist fight... well, I actually really do, but I just know better so what can I do?
#2
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tl;dr: My roommate is an ignorant foreigner who ignores me until I physically push him. I've talked to everyone I can about a change, but it isn't going to happen.

What can I do? I really don't want to get into another fist fight... well, I actually really do, but I just know better so what can I do?


That indeed is an ironic use of the word.

Kazakhstan eh? Can't you hire a gypsy to put a curse on him? Although that would indebt you to the gypsies. Hm... I must ponder on this.
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#4
have non-stop all male toga parties.
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#6
Well you could shoot him.

You Americans are pretty good at that.

(I'm kidding).

Isn't there any higher authority you could go to?
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#7
The thing is, I've been throwing parties in my dorm. That is why last night when he came back at 4 he tried complaining to me and I was like "**** you, you are always loud at this time in the morning". I cussed him out pretty well last night. I was pretty hammered(hungover now, but thats a different story)

I just need something to do about this that isn't physically beating him down, but that is all that I can think of to make me feel better about the situation.

I've talked to every "higher authority" there is at my residence hall, I have to find someone to switch rooms with. Nobody wants to switch room and get him.
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#10
tell him pamela anderson rang and he needs to go to her at once.
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#11
Grow up and realise that some people have different ways of doing things. If he's THAT noisy buy some bloody earplugs
#12
alright serious awnser, find out whom the other khazak you talked about room-mate is and then see if he has the same problems, if he does opose a swap if not...

Challenge him to a dual at dawn !
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#14
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Grob up and realise that some people have different ways of doing things. If he's THAT noisy buy some bloody earplugs


How am I going to hear my alarm if I have to deafen myself so my roommate doesn't wake me?
#15
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How am I going to hear my alarm if I have to deafen myself so my roommate doesn't wake me?


Rig it to electrocute you, that way you will be awake and with a spring in your step for the day!
#16
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Grow up and realise that some people have different ways of doing things. If he's THAT noisy buy some bloody earplugs


I don't think sleeping with earplugs in would be a very good idea.

Besides, earplugs are designed to bring the level of noise down to a level that is healthy for your ears, so he will still pretty much be hearing the same as long as the foreign guy isn't blasting an amp in his face.
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#17
Compliment the plowing prowess and ability of the women in his country, or their large potassium deposits, should get a deep analysis going. Remember to play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxwylahBfp4

Or you could pretend to be jewish, wear a kippah and babble some pseudo-hebrew and tell him you're onto him. Then watch him flee arms flailing.
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Grow up and realise that some people have different ways of doing things. If he's THAT noisy buy some bloody earplugs


While I'd say he's being pretty irrational about the situation, I don't think it's a "grow up" kind of situation. He's clearly tired the mature route to solve the problems, but they're persisting. That's not to say that "beating him down" is the adequate soultion, but I think "buying ear plugs" is a far too passive way to deal with the situation.
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#19
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Long story short, my residence all gave me a roommate this semester who is from Kazakhstan.




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Good one...
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Good one...


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#23
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Did i see that coming?


Anyway, couldnt you threaten him to throw him out? and play him a demo of it like, throw him out and then leeave him there for 10 hours, to see how serious you are?
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#24
So you throw parties till early hours of the morning, then get pissed off when he makes noise at 8 in the morning? The time when people go to lectures n stuff?

Explain yourself!

Btw, i know a kazikstannie. She speaks really good english and is also very pleasant
#25
when hes asleep plug your axe in turn it to 11 put it next to his bed and proceed to play melodic death metal until such time as he gets up and trashes your gear that way you feel compelled to kick his ass or until he listens to you
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#26
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While I'd say he's being pretty irrational about the situation, I don't think it's a "grow up" kind of situation. He's clearly tired the mature route to solve the problems, but they're persisting. That's not to say that "beating him down" is the adequate soultion, but I think "buying ear plugs" is a far too passive way to deal with the situation.


That is how I feel. I would like to just punch him, but I know that's a bad idea. That is why I want alternatives.
#28
Just blatently get things wrong and cough Allah ever time you walk past him, alternatively, keep asking him for a curry and plant some play dough, a timer and a battery under his bed....
I do know I'm getting religions/ races wrong but hey, it could be funny
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#31
Assuming he is a Muslim,

Draw a picture of Allah then wank over it

Sorry if I offended anyone here but I'm trying to sort the guy's problems.
#32
Part of the college thing is growing up and being less of a dick. Try it.
#33
Oh...Kazahkstan is a real country? Well how about that....

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#34
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Grow up and realise that some people have different ways of doing things. If he's THAT noisy buy some bloody earplugs

this
#35
It's them immigants. They are no-good at everything.
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#36
tell him you are gay. make him feel so uncomfortable that he leaves of his own will. mabye put some gay kazkstanien(sorry for the spelling mistake) porn on your computer where he can see it. then when he is asleep cum on his face.
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#37
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It's them immigants. They are no-good at everything.


Those are exactly my sentimonies.

TS, turn out all the lights at night, then stalk him throughout the apartment.

Play this while doing so. Adds a creepiness to the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxf78nfHao
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#38
You and a friend grab a cup of vanilla pudding and go into your room. Make homosexual noises and come out with pudding all over your face. For the entire week splatter some pudding in misc places around the the dorm...on his radio, on the kitchen counter, a little in his bed should seal the deal...

Good Luck

Edit:

Mayonnaise may work better...or real cum for that matter...
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#40
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Rig it to electrocute you, that way you will be awake and with a spring in your step for the day!

If he rigged it to electrocute him, he'd be fucking dead, you dolt.

Edit: I'm also going to assume that a lot of you kids that are telling him to grow up have never had to LIVE with an annoying roommate in college before.

If he's up all night, shouldn't he sleep during the day? Be loud and obnoxious while he sleeps and maybe he'll get the idea.
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