#1
I opened a birthday present i got via the post early (birthday is tomorrow). Kind of by mistake...i thought my girlfriend was buying clothes so i wanted to check out if they were going to be expensive. Should i rewrap it or just fess up (just ripped it 1/2 open)? Its a cola style tshirt saying enjoy prog rock...sweet
#2
Sell it and buy a new girlfriend.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
Go on a killing spree, sounds like good enough motivation to me
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#6
Quote by CtrlAltDel.
I opened a birthday present i got via the post early (birthday is tomorrow). Kind of by mistake...i thought my girlfriend was buying clothes so i wanted to check out if they were going to be expensive. Should i rewrap it or just fess up (just ripped it 1/2 open)? Its a cola style tshirt saying enjoy prog rock...sweet



"Enjoy Prog Rock"

That's what it says.
#7
Lol, do you need a t-shirt to tell you what kind of music you like?
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#8
re-wrap it. take pics of how she did it.

chances are you'll never be able to wrap it properly, it's a genetic characteristic men don't have; we can't wrap for ****. The last present i wrapped was fully covered in scotch tape lol.

So get a girl to do it. and make sure its the asme wrapping.
#9
And. Why do you care if your girlfriend is buying expensive clothes? Lol.

As long as it isn't your money she's spending, who cares? =P
#10
Take nude pics of her and put it on the site.

We shall ponder on the answer while we view above said
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#11
Quote by Kensai
Lol, do you need a t-shirt to tell you what kind of music you like?



yeah i have that illness where you forget things....cant remember what its called
#12
Quote by CtrlAltDel.
yeah i have that illness where you forget things....cant remember what its called


Waffles?
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#15
Quote by supralightning
send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present



I LOL'd at this.

That's ****ing hilarious.
#16
Quote by Kensai
Waffles?


Wasn't it waffles day in Schweden yesterday? I forgot to have some
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#17
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Wasn't it waffles day in Schweden yesterday? I forgot to have some


THERE'S A WAFFLES DAY?!

No one tells me nuthin'.
#18
Quote by CtrlAltDel.
I opened a birthday present i got via the post early (birthday is tomorrow). Kind of by mistake...i thought my girlfriend was buying clothes so i wanted to check out if they were going to be expensive. Should i rewrap it or just fess up (just ripped it 1/2 open)? Its a cola style tshirt saying enjoy prog rock...sweet


:|

You couldn't have waited to ask her if they were expensive?

...

:|
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#19
Quote by NikkoFreako
THERE'S A WAFFLES DAY?!

No one tells me nuthin'.



what! that rocks. there is a fried batter day of some sort in every country.
#21
Quote by supralightning
send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present


, mind if i sig that?
Quote by supralightning
send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present

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#22
Quote by Kensai
Lol, do you need a t-shirt to tell you what kind of music you like?


No, it's so other people can see what an 'awesome' taste in music he has

#23
Quote by PedrotheDuck
, mind if i sig that?


Why did you ask if you were just gonna do it anyways?

And just don't say anything, if she notices just laugh and be like, "You caught me". That's what I would do.
#24
Not being patient enough to wait 1 day is pathetic
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#25
Quote by PedrotheDuck
, mind if i sig that?


knock yourself out, champ

well, it looks like you helped yourself
#26
Quote by guitar zerp
Why did you ask if you were just gonna do it anyways?

And just don't say anything, if she notices just laugh and be like, "You caught me". That's what I would do.


sorry i just wanna be polite oh wait... we're in the pit
Quote by supralightning
send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present

Gear:
Fender Squier
SP-10 (i almost don't use it)
Boss DS-1
Boss RC-2 (very useful)
Boss GT-10 (hell yeah)
Good Headphones
Gameboy color


Lastfm