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A DNA test showed a 13-year-old boy in Britain is not the father of a baby born to a 15-year-old he had unprotected sex with once, The Mirror reported.

Chantelle Stedman told Alfie Patten, who was 12 when he slept with her, he was her newborn daughter Maisie's father.

The story caused a worldwide media frenzy, while politicians criticized what they called Britain's declining morals.

At first Stedman said Patten was the only boy she had ever slept with, but soon after other teens came forward saying they too could be the baby's father, because they claimed to have had sex with the girl.

Last month a friend of the Stedman family claimed Patten was scammed by the girl's parents who wanted to cash in on the sensational story.

It is still not clear who the baby's father is.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510791,00.html
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i know, it was on the front of the mirror
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In America we have daytime talk shows for this kind of stuff.
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#9
I think it's time for the UK to get its own Jerry Springer to keep these kinds of weirdos corralled.


But honestly, good for the kid. He won't have to spend the rest of his life with an ugly slut raising a kid that's only a few years younger than him.
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i know, it was on the front of the mirror

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In America we have daytime talk shows for this kind of stuff.

In the case of newborn Maisie....Alfie....you are NOT the father.
*lots of yelling and boooo*
Alfie: I told ya! I told ya!
*girl runs backstage, Maury follows*
#12
who is the dad? a 32 year old? a nine year old? i need to know!
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I think it's time for the UK to get its own Jerry Springer to keep these kinds of weirdos corralled.


But honestly, good for the kid. He won't have to spend the rest of his life with an ugly slut raising a kid that's only a few years younger than him.

We already have Jeremy Kyle and (i think) Trisha. We don't need anymore.


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Quote by archangels666
I think it's time for the UK to get its own Jerry Springer to keep these kinds of weirdos corralled.


But honestly, good for the kid. He won't have to spend the rest of his life with an ugly slut raising a kid that's only a few years younger than him.

This story would be on a CBBC version though
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In the case of newborn Maisie....Alfie....you are NOT the father.
*lots of yelling and boooo*
Alfie: I told ya! I told ya!
*girl runs backstage, Maury follows*

What if security, dozens of burly muscle freaks, had to pin down a 15 y'o slut and a 13 y'o child to stop them from fighting?
It would make damn good T.V.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#18
This is devastating.


And here is the result of such 'devastation':
In America we have daytime talk shows for this kind of stuff.
#19
the thing is, after seeing pictures of the "mother", why would anyone want to ... ?

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What if security, dozens of burly muscle freaks, had to pin down a 15 y'o slut and a 13 y'o child to stop them from fighting?
It would make damn good T.V.



lol
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I'd sooner have sex with a donkey than that girl.

How did she convince so many people to dangle their man meat above her love canal?
#22
Good for him.
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I'd sooner have sex with a donkey than that girl.

How did she convince so many people to dangle their man meat above her love canal?

She told them she was teh virginz
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I'd sooner have sex with a donkey than that girl.

How did she convince so many people to dangle their boy meat above her love canal?

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She told them she was teh virginz


I'd really like to believe she is

I guess those Brit's will do anything with a pulse.
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I'd sooner have sex with a donkey than that girl.

How did she convince so many people to dangle their man meat above her love canal?



more like the bat cave
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I think it's time for the UK to get its own Jerry Springer to keep these kinds of weirdos corralled.



You don't think we have one already? You don't know of the monster that is Jeremy Kyle?

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#32
firstly pwned

and hang on.... guys came forward and admitted having sex with that thing.

dear god i'd rather jump off a building then touch that thing with a barge pole
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I'd sooner have sex with a donkey than that girl.

How did she convince so many people to dangle their man meat above her love canal?


The power of pussy my friend, no matter how great or small
#36
how are babby formed?

Then who was dad?


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But honestly, good for the kid. He won't have to spend the rest of his life with an ugly slut raising a kid that's only a few years younger than him.

Agreed. I would be very relieved if I was that kid. Thirteen is way too young to be a parent.
#38
Wow, I am overwhelmed with giving a fuck.
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#39
Poor father. . .
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In the case of newborn Maisie....Alfie....you are NOT the father.
*lots of yelling and boooo*
Alfie: I told ya! I told ya!
*girl runs backstage, Maury follows*


Then Jerry Springer takes over and all of the sudden every one is naked.

Then Gwar comes and eats them all!
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