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My girlfriend and I have this conversation a lot: Things that us men do and we find entertainment in it while they call it childish and not funny. I searchbar'ed it and found nothing on this topic.

I'll start...

Whenever I'm driving and my woman is with me, if I see an object on the road I'll try to run it over and laugh if I succeed. She always rolls her eyes and says, "it's a guy thing..."

Men of the Pit, let's hear your stories!
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#3
Poop. Farts and poop.
To me:
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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#4
boobs
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#6
Farts. Girls.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#7
Fire
Video Games
Guns
Drinking
Drugs
Cars
Bikes


This list could get quite big
#8
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My girlfriend and I have this conversation a lot: Things that us men do and we find entertainment in it while they call it childish and not funny. I searchbar'ed it and found nothing on this topic.

I'll start...

Whenever I'm driving and my woman is with me, if I see an object on the road I'll try to run it over and laugh if I succeed. She always rolls her eyes and says, "it's a guy thing..."

Men of the Pit, let's hear your stories!


I gots me my woman right herez. I ownzers her.
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#10
Quote by fsae0607
My girlfriend and I have this conversation a lot: Things that us men do and we find entertainment in it while they call it childish and not funny. I searchbar'ed it and found nothing on this topic.

I'll start...

Whenever I'm driving and my woman is with me, if I see an object on the road I'll try to run it over and laugh if I succeed. She always rolls her eyes and says, "it's a guy thing..."

Men of the Pit, let's hear your stories!

Jesus.

People aren't safe in the crosswalks near you are they???
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#11
i haven't found a girl that likes comedy as much as me and my guy friends
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Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#13
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Jesus.

People aren't safe in the crosswalks near you are they???



I said "objects", not people.
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#15
Kicking small animals.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#17
Quote by fsae0607
I said "objects", not people.

Women are objects


(sorry)
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#18
Sporting injury compilations.
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I think you've won this thread.

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darthteet just scored big on the win scale.
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Quote by fsae0607
My girlfriend and I have this conversation a lot: Things that us men do and we find entertainment in it while they call it childish and not funny. I searchbar'ed it and found nothing on this topic.

I'll start...

Whenever I'm driving and my woman is with me, if I see an object on the road I'll try to run it over and laugh if I succeed. She always rolls her eyes and says, "it's a guy thing..."

Men of the Pit, let's hear your stories!


i guess I'm not a man...

Because when I'm driving and I see an object on the road, I usually aim to avoid it for the well-being of my vehicle.

**** I'm a chick...


O sweet I'm a Chick...
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#22
Rodney Carrington, my mom hates his songs to death lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84
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#26
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i guess I'm not a man...

Because when I'm driving and I see an object on the road, I usually aim to avoid it for the well-being of my vehicle.

**** I'm a chick...


O sweet I'm a Chick...


You're a chick with a dick and no tits.

#27
No one's yet mentioned destroying things.

A few weeks ago she replaced the in-faucet water filter. Before she could toss it in the trash, I snatched it from her hand and said, "I want to see what's in it". So I grabbed a hammer and went out to the front porch and started wailing on it to crack it open. After about five minutes, I walk in and she's just shaking her head.
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#28
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, I lol'd at the title, then thought "It probably won't be that good" That bear showed me.
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#29
my girl hates when i laugh at someone who just completely fails at something. like handjobs. or badmitten.
#30
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Women are objects


(sorry)

SNAP
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#32
drawing cocks
My Gear

Fender Deluxe Players Stratocaster
Marshall DSL 50 with 1960A
#33
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my girl hates when i laugh at someone who just completely fails at something. like handjobs. or badmitten.

What is "badmitten"??
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What is "badmitten"??



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#36
Family Guy... I don't know a single girl who likes Family Guy, it's crazy
I defecate all over my clothes to get extra protected
Roses are Red
Violets are Bitchin
God Dammit Woman
Get Back in the Kitchen
#37
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Family Guy... I don't know a single girl who likes Family Guy, it's crazy

Meet some girls then, because every single one I know likes it. Except when they throw up on the show. But not even I like those parts.
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#38
Thrash, boobs and Zombies
Last.fm

"Music is a language of emotion. It informs our words with FEELING, and doesn't need to be learned.. It's visceral and innate" - Jason Silva
#39
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Meet some girls then, because every single one I know likes it. Except when they throw up on the show. But not even I like those parts.

Most probably haven't seen it before... haha when they throw up...
*Peter chases Meg around kitchen while farting...
"ARGH MEG! Not in the kitchen! Haha
I defecate all over my clothes to get extra protected
Roses are Red
Violets are Bitchin
God Dammit Woman
Get Back in the Kitchen
#40
Everything I try and think of I can find a counter example for.

I think the best would be the show COPS or those sports disaster shows.
One Sexy Canadian Man.

...and single too.
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