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#1
So I was listening to OK GO in Math (I like them for some reason, no idea why.) and one lyric just made no sense. So I thought I'd make a thread for people to put lyrics that make Zero sense. I guess I'll start us off.


"Got a body like a battle axe"
Feed your mind.
#2
Quote by Firebread
So I was listening to OK GO in Math (I like them for some reason, no idea why.) and one lyric just made no sense. So I thought I'd make a thread for people to put lyrics that make Zero sense. I guess I'll start us off.


"Got a body like a battle axe"


Personification.
We can only guffaw at all the humbug we are told about martyrs.
#3
See 'Beck'
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#4
Quote by tremeloud
See 'Beck'

"Odelay IS a word, just look it up in the Becktionary."
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#5
Ive already won this thread.
But The NUNS Are Watching... by I Set My Friends On Fire

Look! he drank straight from the faucet!
HOLY **** HE'S ****IN LOST IT!
We only enjoy fine sparkling water!
FED SOMETHING ADHESIVE TO YOUR DAUGHTER!

Called me old-fashioned,but I think trains kick ass!
I don't need hot wheels to get to class!

What the hell is wrong with him!?
HIS HIS HAIRS SO LONG IT NEEDS A TRIM!
I heard he packs a lot in those bloomers,
IT'S PROBABLY TRUE LIKE ALL THE OTHER RUMORS!

You think you're modern,
But that taste won't last (It just won't last)
And everything you own,
Will be (Will be)...
The ****ing past. (the ****ing past)

Cynicism save me.
Turn me around and march me back up the sidewalk to my
door.
Take me back inside and throw my trench-coat on the
floor.
Lead me back into my bedroom,
And make me put my cloths back on.

Grab the Mag-Lite, get the grappling hook,
Lets fine the bottom of this cave and close the book!

The salt on my lips is an enzyme,
That metabolizes reality,
To fuel these dirty delusions!
You're leading me to these CONCLUSIONS!
The organs exploding, IN MY TORSO!
Like a series of city blocks,
Giving in to a nuclear blast.

And now my pressure relief valve is activated;
Maybe I should stop holding my breath.
I'll prove it, Come sit next to me.
Tell me what you do at work;
You half-hearted intimacy.
We'll be like gay actors,
Over and out,,,
Having the kind of sex sacrificial virgins,
Fantasize about.

But if I knew your name it would have to be for
charity!
JUST TRY ME! TEST ME! RELEASE ME!

Cynicism reassure me that,
If we only had less clothing and better light.
It would all just be an embarrassing misunderstanding.
The sudden silences, aren't the crash,
Where lips should be.

If this were a contract i wouldn't sign
love is love // return to dust
#7
Quote by Spoony_Bard
"Odelay IS a word, just look it up in the Becktionary."


haha, futurama! great show!

i can't think of single lines in lyrics that don't make sense, but there are tons of songs in general that have no meaning.
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Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#10
"My nails peel back
When the taxidermist ruined
Goose stepped the freckling impatience
All the brittle tombs
Five hundred little q’s
I’m splitting hairs to
Match the faces "

Just Google "Mars volta lyrics"
#11
braille by bring me the horizon.
"It's 3:18, mouth tastes like the corpse of every pregnant teen."
"I could make it December every day,
But you're so blind, it may as well be May."
#12
As far as making no sense not neseceairlly... Yah I know I spelt that wrong... But Kurt Cobain had a lot of randomly retarded phrases...

(See Chorus of Smells Like Teen Spirit)

Never seen someone else sing with such passion about a mosquito...
Quote by DaFizzle
Periods are only a myth made up by woman to have more things to cry about, its the same with birth pains. Because i imagine its like having a shite and i quite enjoy turding.


Quote by SoftParade1967
subway?
Quote by Exo M7
he needs a ride not a sandwich ****ing retard
#13
Quote by ikarian-pride
holy diver-dio
they might make sense but are very random.
Shiny diamonds? WTF!?!?


Apparently, it's about going down to hell to save someone's soul.
#14
the ISMFOF song actually makes sense, not as a whole but each section makes perfect sense
#15
Dream Theater's Octavarium, part 3 (Full Circle, 14:00 in the song)

sailing on the seven seize the day tripper diem's ready
jack the ripper owens wilson phillips and my supper's ready
lucy in the sky with diamond dave's not here I come to save the
day for nightmare cinema show me the way to get back home again

and a bit later in the song ...

flying off the handle with carefull with
that axe eugene gene the dance machine
messiah light my fire gabba gabba
hey hey my my generation's home again

Try to beat that !
Hello, Mirror - so glad to see you my friend, it's been a while

Help me - I can't break out this prison all alone
Save me - I'm drowning and I'm hopeless on my own
Heal me - I can't restore my sanity alone
#16
Quote by goldmember1217
"My nails peel back
When the taxidermist ruined
Goose stepped the freckling impatience
All the brittle tombs
Five hundred little q’s
I’m splitting hairs to
Match the faces "

Just Google "Mars volta lyrics"



The Mars Volta FTW.

Last night I heard lepers
flinch like birth defects
its musk was fecal in origin
as the words dribbled off of its chin
it said I'm lost
I'm lost
meh
#17
1. Look up the lyrics to any song by The Doors.
2. Read.
3. ???? (how apt)
4. PROFIT!


I love The Doors, but Jim Morrison's lyrics only ever make any sense if you're completely wasted when you listen.
Yes, I know everything. No, I can't play worth a damn.
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#18
i am trying to break your heat by wilco-what is "an american aquarium drinker" what does jeff tweedy mean by "take off your band aid cuz i dont believe in touchdowns" means?!?! its a brilliant song but i have no clue what they're saying in part of it
#19
HORSE the band - "Bunnies"

And a beef will rise AGAIN!,
Broken machine in his hand!.

Ten words: snapping, bunnies, twitching, gurgling, forget the bombs in your eyes.

Roaring with whispers,
to the tiny bunnies,
SMASH/SPLAT those f*cking bunnies. (x2)

Send them information in a sensationalist manner... THEY CORRUPT!.

Heads snapping and misspelling eyes twitching in response
to the sound of the words.

Red world-like words zooming boiling.
Moons in the shallow sky.

Roaring with whispers
to the tiny bunnies
SPLAT/SQUISH those f*cking bunnies. (x2)

Twitching bleeding screaming
bring the hammer down.

Screaming bunnies bleeding bloody bunnies smeared across the ground.
Drool spilling down his chin onto his beard screams red words at A blank and pointless sky of mothers. Red words popping and crackling black.

Ten words: Snapping bunnies twitching gurgling forget the bombs IN YOUR EYES!.
Forget the bombs in your eyes.
Speak the words to crack open the sky

He is Legend - "Eating a Book"

There's a monster in my room we discussed movies over coffee
And I think it's quite absurd
Well, he got hungry, licked his lips, he shook my hand, and tried to eat me.
And it's getting on my nerves

Don't you think it's strange that I've been reading,
(still I don't know how to kill you)
I'm trying hard not to meet you when I am sleeping,
(still I don't know how to kill you)
still I don't know how to kill you

I've got tickets to a show that I know no one will be attending
And I think that you should go
Well, I don't mind your complexion or even the fact that you are bleeding
It's just the way that it goes

Don't you think it's strange that I've been reading
(still I don't know how to kill you)
I'm trying hard not to meet you when I am sleeping,
(still I don't know how to kill you)
still I don't know how to kill you

And I don't mind the shape that your head is in
And I don't mind the shape that your head is...
I wanna see you explode [x12]
I wanna see you

I've got to watch you explode
[ad libs]
#20
Quote by FranticPedantic
a lot of SOAD and anything that is by Souija boi



Yes! Haha "Bounce!" makes no sense.
Feed your mind.
#21
Quote by betrayedloyalty
Plush by STP I looked it up and can't find anything

A lot of stuff by scott weiland doesn't really make sense.
#22
Anthony Kiedis...
"I've got a mellowship, I've got a fellowship
I've got a nonstop "Yo swan" hello chip
Born to adore the big bad bison
Thunderstorm and a man like Tyson
Popcorn peanuts lookin' at big butts
No I cannot keep my mouth shut
Rockin' to the beat of the fabulous forum
My Lakers I adore 'em"

"Me my friends and the sex machine
Do unto others like my brothers bean
I know you've got a mother
So give her a hug
I know you've got a mother
With a whole lot of love
Billy sings and Basie swings
These are just a few of my favorite things"

"Supercalifragilistic
Kiss me in the futuristic
Twisted but I must insist
It’s time to get on top of this"
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#23
Nirvana.


/thread
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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Quote by Scowmoo
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#25
Evenflow anyone?
Quote by chip46
"I'm discontinuing production on the Timmy now as well. It might come back into production at some point down the road, but probably not because people will just clone it anyway cause they're stupid jerk face doo doo heads. -Paul C."
#27
Static-X "Push It"

corrosive
tainted by my sin
I'm spilling blood
and I can't hardly contain it
corrosive
hollowing the hand
stiffened I eat away
eat
eat into the surface

yeah you push it

explosive
more violent more violent
all consuming throbbing
straight to the circle
explosive
move on reaction
I slow it down I slow it
down, down, down, down, down

yeah, you push it

I see it. I need it
I see it. I need it

my mind is corrosive
I trip on corrosive
I freak
see through me
my eyes are explosive
I feed on it
black out
crucify me
#29
Nine Cats or Nostalgia Factory by Porcupine Tree. Both seem to be based around the same thing, and I have no clue what the fuck they mean.

From Nine Cats:

The butterfly sailed on the breeze
Past a field of barbed wire trees
Where golden dragons chased around
Pampered poppies on the ground
Two silver trout sat way on high
And watched a royal samurai
Plant two black orchids in a box
And strap it to a laughing fox
A minstrel bought a crooked spoon
He gave it to a blue baboon
Who filled it full of virgin snow
And watched it in the afterglow

Fat toad stood in his ballet shoes
Teaching sixteen kangaroos
How to skip across a lake
They found it hard to stay awake
A pharaoh played a merry tune
And watched nine cats dance on the moon
I didn't know what all this meant
I didn't know why I'd been sent.
#30
Like A Cat -The Number 12

Give him back his sweater
that poor fellow has only orchestrated symphonies
into the poisoned ant hills
You have tried I'm afraid
don't let it hurt
I shouldn't stay
show your cards now
I want out stain the tub
clot the streak
**** the wheel
push it deep
fallen shade drowsy left me hopeless
carve my head
great disguise took a breath
gave it back
early-aged,self pitying, misfit, experience, coincidence, quality menstruating.
it makes more sense to speak nonsense
What is it like to scatter organs all over a deeply pasteurized land
Just like a cat without a mouse
it masturbates
it violates Sadistic dresser
Maybe it's the ability to choose
that makes a wounded player take to the field
and laugh at his injury
than to be fed peas and carrots by his sitter
Farewell to the oldsmobile
acknowledge the new models
farewell farewell
Set me back in my old sweater
for an hour or two
I can obtain satisfaction mutilating ones humilating me
You have tried I'm afraid
don't let it hurt
I shouldn't stay
show your cards
now I want out
strain the tub
clot the steak
**** the wheel
push it deep
fallen shade drowsy left me hopeless
carve my head
great disguise took a breath gave it back
early-aged self pitying misfit
What is the point of laying in a comfortable position if you can't fall asleep in it?
#31
The entire 2nd verse of the song, Searchbar by The Go Button.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#32
"Lizzy"- The Melvins

I'm sin done in water
You might be over hill
He's somebody's daughter
As far as Liz well knows

Sin me a black one
Bubbled in a big sun
Open with a cast ray
A mystery mind

He sits her with father
We seem so in a two

Open up a C.A.T. scan
White leather free land
Wishy little be scar
Half-made mind

Elvis had a daughter
Not half-boned siksura

Heavy Betty big bone
Little kitty fig bomb
I'm no feet less
Keep me one

Eat more with your collar
Call egg mig mig me in May

Time is a big one
Only have to free us all
Misery to hope laid
Have them with the bong hit
Exit measured one sieve
And I'm break and kickin Gary
I'm riggin with the clothes bend
I hang my bong
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#33
Quote by PhillyHendrix
The entire 2nd verse of the song, Searchbar by The Go Button.



Look at you being all clever. Haha I did use the searchbar and found nothing.
Feed your mind.
#34
Quote by Firebread
Look at you being all clever. Haha I did use the searchbar and found nothing.


Well I do remember a thread just like this though. Ah well forget it.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#35
Quote by PhillyHendrix
The entire 2nd verse of the song, Searchbar by The Go Button.


In Soviet Russia, Searchbar search you!
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#36
Quote by PhillyHendrix
Well I do remember a thread just like this though. Ah well forget it.



Don't worry about it man, everyone makes mistakes.
Feed your mind.
#37
Basically any song by Children Of Bodom.
This is the part where you are supposed to be amazed by the awesomeness of my sig.
#39
Quote by Firebread
Yes! Haha "Bounce!" makes no sense.


The songs about sex, the lyrics are pretty clear really
So just SHUT your face, and take a seat,
'Cause after all you're just talking MEAT...


Last.fm

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#40
I met you on a monday, it was friday night, you were doing alright, cause it was saturday night.
Electric Six - We Were Witchy Witchy White Women
Oh **** I gotta do vibrato
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