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Well I started as a Delivary driver for Eagle boys on Monday & after I'd returned from my first delivery I parked the car at the back of the shop & then I somehow managed to walk in the back door of the noodle bar next door!! The worst thing about it was it took me 'bout 30seconds to realise I was in the wrong shop!

Anyway post your most embarising work momments!
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I kept telling everyone to have a nice weekend, then I realized it was Tuesday...

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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
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I accidently sold crack to a cop
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i worked at Duke University when i was about 15, i was the only teenager there. I was walking down the hall and talking to a co-worker while pushing a dolly. i wasnt paying much attention to where i was going and ran the dolly right into a wall and put a decent sized hole in it.
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#11
i burnt a whole tray of chicken titties once, it sucked, my boss was pissed.
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#12
I got locked in a toilet.
Not a cubicle. The actual bathroom area.

At 2am.

Work finished at half 2.

I was recovered at 2:25.
#14
i spelled embarrassing wrong once.
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I once looked at my machine (granite cutting CNC) and thought it was on fire, shouted "HOLY SH*T" which drew everyone's attention, I then realized it's impossible for it to catch fire because of the jet of water and ignored it. A few seconds later I realized that the machines water tank was empty and it was indeed bellowing some pretty terrifying fire. Boy was my face red.
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i burnt a whole tray of chicken titties once, it sucked, my boss was pissed.


What I got out of that was that you sucked chicken tits.

My story:
First of all, my boss is HOT. Earlier in the day, we were chatting about DVDs (I work for the campus tv channel) and she mentioned that DVDs have a cancerous liquid inside of them.

Later, I walked past her office holding a stack of dvds and pretended to throw them shuriken style at her. She said "Don't do that, it's cancerous!" so I lifted the collar of my shirt above my jaw. She said "I was talking about me" so I said the first and most logical thing that came to mind.

"Well then lift up your shirt."

*awkward pause*

"...I'll go burn these dvds now."
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#20
I work at a high school and my boos has this antique chair; as I was testing how far back it would recline I fall backwards in front of all the students.

Another time I was walking around with my fly down
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#21
lol i found a packet of lil body washes in the clothing area of the store i work in then as i go to smell them cuz i just wanted to my hand flinged up outta freaking reflex had hits me smack inthe head hahaha.
luckily no one saw that. hehe
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lol i found a packet of lil body washes in the clothing area of the store i work in then as i go to smell them cuz i just wanted to my hand flinged up outta freaking reflex had hits me smack inthe head hahaha.
luckily no one saw that. hehe


wat
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#23
I got my buddy hired at my job and he is completely inept and no one wants him to help out anymore. He's the kinda person who really builds himself up more than really paying attention to anything else. I should have known better.
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wat

This ^^
someone translate the primitive human dialect in that post
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#25
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wat

sorrry i suck at telling stories.
umm. i went to smell some bodywash and instead of it slowly going to my nose my arm jolted and hit me in the face. .....

did i make sense this time?
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#26
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sorrry i suck at telling stories.
umm. i went to smell some bodywash and instead of it going to my nose my arm jolted and hit me if the face. .....

did i make sense this time?


Only slightly. You have the grammar skills of a seven-year-old.
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#27
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Only slightly. You have the grammar skills of a seven-year-old.

no its not grammar skills its typing skills. so back off
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no its not grammar skills its typing skills. so back off



Anyone can type. If you have trouble, take the extra second to look at the keyboard.

I can imagine the time and energy that you need to conserve.


EDIT: And yes, It is grammar skills.

EDITAGAIN: To contribute, I worked in a warehouse with my dad over summer, and I had to paint labels on boxes of inventory. I misspelled the company name.
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#29
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Anyone can type. If you have trouble, take the extra second to look at the keyboard.

I can imagine the time and energy that you need to conserve.


i dont look at the keyboard when i type. my laptop is sitting akwardly on my lap thats why...
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#30
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i dont look at the keyboard when i type. my laptop is sitting akwardly on my lap thats why...


Ok, then just go back and learn sentence structure.


/grammar nazi(I'm proud)
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#31
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Ok, then just go back and learn sentence structure.


/grammar nazi(I'm proud)


ugh ur annoying me.... mushik does that bother u how i spelll that?
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ugh ur annoying me.... mushik does that bother u how i spelll that?



Mushik? No. That's simply a play on how you pronounce it.
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#33
my first job was me working in a food court in a movie theater, which i got fired from. later i worked as a bus boy at a restaurant. my old managers from the theater i got fired from came to the restaurant i worked at. i dropped my huge tray of dishes all over them. accident? i think not.
#34
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Mushik? No. That's simply a play on how you pronounce it.

lol okay =]]
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#35
I got caught by my boss browsing the Pit
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#36
on my first day at my new job monday, i told my boss "youre wrong. thats not right"
shocker: i was actually right.
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#37
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I work at a high school and my boos has this antique chair; as I was testing how far back it would recline I fall backwards in front of all the students.

Another time I was walking around with my fly down


The fly down thing has happened to me at work before. I walked around like nothing was wrong until my boss informed me my fly was down damn was I embarassed
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#38
I hope you low-flyers weren't going commando.

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#39
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Well I started as a Delivary driver for Eagle boys on Monday & after I'd returned from my first delivery I parked the car at the back of the shop & then I somehow managed to walk in the back door of the noodle bar next door!! The worst thing about it was it took me 'bout 30seconds to realise I was in the wrong shop!

Anyway post your most embarising work momments!

do u work in Midland? is there a Hungry Jacks near your shop, and a Nando's? cos there is a Eagle Boys Right next to a noodle bar where I work

EDIT: nvm, I just looked at your profile and saw that u live in Queensland, funny coincidence tho
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