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So my girlfriend said she is two weeks late on her period. We've always had sex with a condom, and ive only stuck in it like 3 times without one, soon after I put one on. She just took a pregnancy test and it came out negative. Could she still be pregzors or am I in the clear?
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#10
Yeah dude, if it comes up negative it means it's positive...Really though, good rule to live by, don't **** anyone you're not prepared to have a child with, if you're not ready for a child then don't **** anyone.
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Is there a large cork in her vagina? if not.
You're fucked.
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So my girlfriend said she is two weeks late on her period. We've always had sex with a condom, and ive only stuck in it like 3 times without one, soon after I put one on. She just took a pregnancy test and it came out negative. Could she still be pregzors or am I in the clear?

#1 why the hell are you asking the pit???

#2 dont listen to everyone who says your f*cked.

#3 if the test came out negative you should be fine. shes probably just reeeally late.
just dont stick it in anymore without a condom, youll get addicted!!!
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#19
it's called the pill + condom.
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Quote by lespauljammer15
So my girlfriend said she is two weeks late on her period. We've always had sex with a condom, and ive only stuck in it like 3 times without one, soon after I put one on. She just took a pregnancy test and it came out negative. Could she still be pregzors or am I in the clear?


What the hells the point of that? Why didn't you put one on in the first place?
#21
If the test said negative, but she hasn't had her period, it means shes having at least triplets.

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#1 why the hell are you asking the pit???

#2 dont listen to everyone who says your f*cked.

#3 if the test came out negative you should be fine. shes probably just reeeally late.
just dont stick it in anymore without a condom, youll get addicted!!!

No, you're wrong.
She's going to pop out a child.
You're going to father it.
Your life is ruined.


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#28
First of all you have to figure out when the last time you had unproteted sex was. Pregnancy tests generally don't work properly until 30 days after the possible fertilization. If its been over 30 days since the last time you had unprotected sex then you should be fine, and her period is just late. If you just did it before thirty days, you'll have to wait.

Next time you should just be safe.

And to the dude who said 'Don't **** anyone you aren't ready to have a child with'. You clearly have never had sex once in your life you ****ing virgin.
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And to the dude who said 'Don't **** anyone you aren't ready to have a child with'. You clearly have never had sex once in your life you ****ing virgin.

No I have, and not surprisingly a lot of people come to the same conclusion when I express my views on having sex, and the people that know I'm not a virgin just assume I'm weird for not enjoying sex, which also isn't true. I do enjoy sex quite a bit, it's just that I'm not a hormone driven frat boy. I honestly don't know why people have such a problem with abstinence. Now'a days it seems people are really offended by the fact that I don't **** anything that moves. Maybe the people that are so desperate to live up to every masculine stereotype call me weird, but I call it having your priorities straight, having to treat STD's and raise kids aren't anywhere on my list of priorities. Maybe when you grow up Doffodil you'll understand that not only is there more to life than ****ing but there are consequences to ****ing that can ruin your life. Also I don't appreciate being called a "****ing virgin" you can chase all the tail you want but don't ridicule people for not wanting to live up the the standard of being a jackass.
#30
HEY! Welcome to the club of idiot teenagers who knocked up their girlfriends because they thought they were being safe but weren't and now they're going to have a baby!

Dammit. I'm in that club.
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HEY! Welcome to the club of idiot teenagers who knocked up their girlfriends because they thought they were being safe but weren't and now they're going to have a baby!

Dammit. I'm in that club.

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sorry, my friend had that happen to him too.
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#32
There are many reasons why her period may be late- stress, slghtly higher than average weight change, medication, the pill... all can have an effect on the period. If the test is negative, then it may well be. Although false negatives do happen- if concerned, go to the F*CKING DOCTOR.
#33
shes probably just late.
has she not been eating lately? that could cause it. or durastic weight gain or loss.
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sorry, my friend had that happen to him too.




Good..Now he can join the club. Instead of jackets, we have babies.
#36
this isn't so much medical as stupid, so go to the sex thread
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