Which hurts more? getting kicked in the nuts or penis caught in zipper

Poll: Which hurts more?
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getting kicked in the nuts
220 68%
getting penis caught in zip
104 32%
Voters: 324.
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god of lamb
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#1
Okay. In your opinion which hurts more? Getting kicked in the nuts or getting your trouser snake caught in your zip?

I go for the latter
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Kensai
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#3
Kidneystone.
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god of lamb
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#4
Quote by Child In Time
Wisdom tooth removal.


touche...ouuch
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#6
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god of lamb
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#7
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Kidneystone.


Changed bladderstone huh? lul
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#8
Kick inna balls.
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#9
Quote by Child In Time
Wisdom tooth removal.


Not really. I was so high on weed and vicodin I barely felt anything until my prescription ran out early
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Downfall101
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#10
Definately getting kicked in the balls. Happened to me once with ****ing tipped high heeled shoes. It's one of those lie on the floor for 5 minute pains.
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#11
I never got my wang caught in the zipper but I can imagine getting kicked in the family jewels hurts more.
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#12
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rabidguitarist
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#14
Getting kicked in the back of the nuts. It's considerably more painful, plus you get some blowback onto the tailbone.
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#15
I've gotten caught in my zipper a few times. Getting kicked in the balls after you tell a girl she's too fat to sit next to you at lunch is about 1.8 times as painful. The pain goes away faster...sometimes. Unless you mean actually stuck, as in skin caught between the teeth... that would be worse I think.
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#16
never had my dick caught in a zipper. when i wear pants im also wearing boxers, easy solution.
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#17
Quote by Bottle of Dirt
I've gotten caught in my zipper a few times. Getting kicked in the balls after you tell a girl she's too fat to sit next to you at lunch is about 1.8 times as painful. The pain goes away faster...sometimes. Unless you mean actually stuck, as in skin caught between the teeth... that would be worse I think.

Surely the hilarity of the situation could override some of the pain?
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#19
Wisdom Teeth removal is not painful, its the bomb. They gave me like two bottles of tabs, and i was way to high to feel pain.
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#20
Nuts much worse.

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#21
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#22
Quote by rabidguitarist
Surely the hilarity of the situation could override some of the pain?


You would think so after how hard the people around me were laughing but I don't think it did.
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gloryindeath
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#23
Kicked. Without a doubt.
I've been zipped up before. It's more of a shock, and you freak out because you know it SHOULD hurt very bad, as it is your dick and all. But really it's just a quick passing sting.

Even if it did get caught in the teeth. Some ripped penis skin? Not so bad compared to severe shaky legs, gut pains and an inability to perform for a while.

Know what I mean?
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#24
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#25
Try it out TS both of them. Then get back to us.
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#26
Quote by Bottle of Dirt
You would think so after how hard the people around me were laughing but I don't think it did.

Should have hit on her, lad. Fat girls are the shit, the fatter the better.
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Green_Jelly
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#27
Getting kicked in the balls definitely. Does anybody else feel it in their balls when they sneeze too hard? That **** can hurt as well.
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god of lamb
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#28
Quote by matt169
Try it out TS both of them. Then get back to us.


I have actually. thats why i voted for zip. hell yeah
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My mind? Blown.
heavyairship
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#29
ive never had my whip caught in my zip but i would imagine it would hurt more in the long run especialy if you broke the skin
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gloryindeath
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#30
Quote by Green_Jelly
Getting kicked in the balls definitely. Does anybody else feel it in their balls when they sneeze too hard? That **** can hurt as well.


No, but upon sitting down I've gotten a nut stuck between whatever surface may be there( usually hard ) and my ass cheek.

That sucks..
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#31
Quote by sam b
Balls caught in a vice is worse.


How the fudge did you manage that? XD

hmmmm, i'd have to sayyy

zipper, circumsision makes it really painful :P
breadstick
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#32
How the hell do you get it stuck in your zipper? Do you not wear underwear or something?
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#33
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god of lamb
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#34
Quote by breadstick
How the hell do you get it stuck in your zipper? Do you not wear underwear or something?


Underwear ???!!!


AHahahaha

youre kidding rite?????!!
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My mind? Blown.
gloryindeath
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#35
Nope, I go commando.
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#37
Quote by god of lamb
Underwear ???!!!


AHahahaha

youre kidding rite?????!!

....No....
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#38
I've been hit by cricket ball directly coming at my nuts from a distance of less than three meters. I believe that would be the most painful.
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matt169
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#39
Quote by god of lamb
I have actually. thats why i voted for zip. hell yeah






Dude seriously? Why? You a masochist or something?
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BKGMorley
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#40
im going with your dong caught in the zipper. every time this happens to me i draw blood