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#1
i got suspended from school for supposedly having sex with a girl outside of school...i think its bull****...so did my mom so i didn't get grounded or anything, so im actually happy with it, i just think its a little messed up that they can suspend your for having suspicions.
#2
Your mum had sex with the girl too?
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#3
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i got suspended from school for supposedly having sex with a girl outside of school...


Wait... what?

That fella the other day who was slagging his teachers off on Facebook, fair enough... But what's this gotta do with school?
#4
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Your mum had sex with the girl too?


I read it the same way.
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#6


Edit: ^ Clever girl...
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#7
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I read it the same way.




You know what they say about great minds!

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#8
How can they suspend you for having sex?
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#11
TS obviously had sex with a girl half his age. Happens here all the time, teachers feel the need to get involved when 13 year old girls are going with 17 and 18 year olds.
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#12
Quote by ZachTaw
i got suspended from school for supposedly having sex with a girl outside of school...i think its bull****...so did my mom so i didn't get grounded or anything, so im actually happy with it, i just think its a little messed up that they can suspend your for having suspicions.

Did you have sex with her or not?
#13
They can't suspend you for having sex outside of school. Unless it was during school time.
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#14
^ Or unless you are 18, TS and the girl was like 13 or 14 or 15 or something.
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#16
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They can't suspend you for having sex outside of school. Unless it was during school time.

Outside of school could have been on the front steps.
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#17
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#19
TS is a virgin and suspended? I guess it's not all bad then!


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#20
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Outside of school
Shooting some B-ball?
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#21
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Shooting some B-ball?

when a couple of guys...
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#22
they were up to no good...
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#23
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TS, you're not telling us the whole story. We can't get a feel for your situation unless you give us more details.

These threads are much more fun when we get to fill in the details.
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#24
he cums blood
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#25
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they were up to no good...


Started makin trouble in my neighborhood?
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#26
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These threads are much more fun when we get to fill in the details.


I beg to differ:

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#27
Quote by Jackal58
These threads are much more fun when we get to fill in the details.


That's true, my bad.

TS, they didn't really suspend you for having sex with that girl outside of school, they suspended you for throwing the used condom into the lunch line sloppy joe mix after you were done.
#30
congrates man, you got laid. well honestly i've skipped class a few times to have sex, i never got suspended. and you mom didn't care? **** i like your mom, mine would have killed me. schools think they can do what they want and ruin honest ppls lives with bull****. they tried nailing me with skipping school a few times, to bad i knew how to hack the attendence records
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#32
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wait what?


Indeed. It hurts my eyes when people don't use proper grammar
#33
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#34
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#35
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#37
Uhhh, they cant suspend you for something that happened outside of school.
In fact that might be illegal in some way for them to do that.
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#38
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TS obviously had sex with a girl half his age. Happens here all the time, teachers feel the need to get involved when 13 year old girls are going with 17 and 18 year olds.



I don't know where you go to school, but in the rest of the world, 13 =/= half of 18.
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#39
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I beg to differ:


...

He was not included in "we"
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#40
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