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Oh how I wish to grow a beard,
How I wish to face my fears!
If I were to grow a beard, think,
The places id go, the things id do...
Oh how I wish to grow a beard.

My mustache is thin but you can't see my chin!
It makes me grin when I look in the mirror,
I can't stop when the chops are clearer!

But now the time has come,
This miss says the deed needs done.
She walked me to the barber,
Where my hair was cut, combed and mained.
Now im clean, smooth as a bean!

Oh how I wish to grow a beard