#1
oi, so we adopted a cat in the winter from the spca, it was a stray.

this thing has like a pissload of energy, so since its nice out he has been aching to go outside and we dont know if he will run away becauase he used to be a stray,

i have heard things like putting butter on their paws will help them remember to come home?????
any other things you have heard that will help
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#2
Barbed wire, walls, searchlights.
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#3
Tell him firmly and direct that you don't want him to run away.

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i have heard things like putting butter on their paws will help them remember to come home?????


? hahahaha
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#4
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Tell him firmly and direct that you don't want him to run away.


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i know i had the same reaction......

i think someone just wanted to trick people into their cat making slippery floors
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#6
electric fence cat sized
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#7
If he's/she's fixed it'll bve alot less likely to wander
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#8
If it tries to escape put out a cigarette on its left paw...It wont go anywhere fast again..
Plus youll be really popular on 4chan
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#10
Just spread some butter on his paws, it really works. Trust me, I have 4 cats, none have ever run away.

Just whatever you do, for the love of God do NOT use margarine - who would have thought a fucking cat would know it's not butter?
#11
When exactly did you get him? Has it been a few months? If so, just let him out, he'll come back. Leave his food dish outside. Cats will come back because they know you have free food. Dogs just don't give a **** because they're awesome.

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Just whatever you do, for the love of God do NOT use margarine - who would have thought a fucking cat would know it's not butter?


Mega facepalm.
We're only strays.
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#12
When my friend got her cat she waited to let it out until it went to the vet to get completely checked and then neutered.
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#13
Quote by RU Experienced?
Just spread some butter on his paws, it really works. Trust me, I have 4 cats, none have ever run away.

Just whatever you do, for the love of God do NOT use margarine - who would have thought a fucking cat would know it's not butter?



Is it wrong that i feel hungry after reading that?
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Just spread some butter on his paws, it really works. Trust me, I have 4 cats, none have ever run away.


Which to me seems very disconnecting because if someone put butter on my feet my first reaction would be to get the fuck out of there.
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#15
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Which to me seems very disconnecting because if someone put butter on my feet my first reaction would be to get the fuck out of there.


If you tried to give a cat a blowjob its first reaction would be to get the Fuc.k out of there
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Is it wrong that i feel hungry after reading that?

Not at all, it's perfectly natural. Go to China, you'll fit right in.

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Which to me seems very disconnecting because if someone put butter on my feet my first reaction would be to get the fuck out of there.
Well, you obviously lack the sensibility of a cat.
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Not at all, it's perfectly natural. Go to China, you'll fit right in.

Well, you obviously lack the sensibility of a cat.



chinese people rape indians bigtime

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#20
Well, judging by the fact that it's aching to get outside, I'd have to assume this thing's mojo is still in tact.

So here's what you do: Give it casual sex for twenty one days (because after doing something everyday for 21 days, it becomes habit), maybe 30 days for good measure, then let him out. It's bound to come back, if only for sex.
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Well, judging by the fact that it's aching to get outside, I'd have to assume this thing's mojo is still in tact.

So here's what you do: Give it casual sex for twenty one days (because after doing something everyday for 21 days, it becomes habit), maybe 30 days for good measure, then let him out. It's bound to come back, if only for sex.


This sounds like it should work.
We're only strays.
#24
As long as you feed it, it'll keep coming back. But when my cats went outside the first time I did the exact same thing.
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#25
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Exactly
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