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#3
I've never seen why it's awkward...
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#4
because youre a ****ing 14 year old or something. it isnt awkward for anyone mature.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#6
because I jizz in my pants whilst buying them...

That's why it's awkward...
#7
cuz you're walkin up the cashier and you're saying "Hey, I'm gonna go have sex!"
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#8
I went to wal mart last year to get some condoms, and the girl ringing me up (about my age) asked me if I wanted them 'double bagged'. I didn't get it at first.
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#9
Because pretending to be doing something you're not actually doing fills your conscience with never ending pain.
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#10
I find it awkward, so I usually get them from machines. Or knit them myself.
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#11
because the cashier is holding rubber that in the future will be on yours or someones penis
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#12
Quote by abdulalhazred
because youre a ****ing 14 year old or something. it isnt awkward for anyone mature.


Agreed.

If it is awkward for you don't even bother buying some.
#13
Nothing is awkward until you make it that way.
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#14
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I've never seen why it's awkward...


Because you never get a chance to use one...
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#16
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Because you never get a chance to use one...


It's kind of pointless with your mom being on the pill and all.
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#17
Because condoms are teh lame. When cashiers see someone buy them they think to themselves "Dis guy is lame" which makes it awkward.

UNPROTECTED SEX FTW
#18
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It's kind of pointless with your mom being on the pill and all.



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#19
Quote by abdulalhazred
because youre a ****ing 14 year old or something. it isnt awkward for anyone mature.

Jesus someone's got something up their ass this morning... I never said I found it awkward, I was just wondering why there were people that found it to be. I'm completely comfortable with doing it.
#20
Only when you look too young...like me.
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#21
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It's kind of pointless with your mom being on the pill and all.


My mum is ded
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#24
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My mum is ded




THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!
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#26
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Because condoms are teh lame. When cashiers see someone buy them they think to themselves "Dis guy is lame" which makes it awkward.

UNPROTECTED SEX FTW




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#27
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My mum is ded

Kinda voids the point of taking the pill, doesn't it.
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#28
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Because you never get a chance to use one...


He's too old, and any way, humans can't have babies with animals.


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#29
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!


Dad!
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#30
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Kinda voids the point of taking the pill, doesn't it.


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#31
Because it's blatantly bringing up the topic of sex with a complete stranger. It's not necessarily awkward for the person purchasing it, but if the cashier is judgemental and displays some sense of dismay it's just uncomfortable, especially if the customer is somewhat young and the cashier is a parent or especially against the idea.
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#32
Because you know the cashier is judging you. Paranoia ftw!


No..not really. Ive never really had a problem buying anything.
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#33
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Dad!


WAS HE CRYETH??

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Because it's blatantly bringing up the topic of sex with a complete stranger. It's not necessarily awkward for the person purchasing it, but if the cashier is judgemental and displays some sense of dismay it's just uncomfortable, especially if the customer is somewhat young and the cashier is a parent or especially against the idea.


I bring up the topic of sex with complete strangers all the time. Usually in the context of police hearings =/
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#34
I remember buying one.

The cashier was hilarious. Did a little dance for me singing random gibberish about getting some.

It made me laugh, and ever since then I've never found it awkward because I always think of that one moment that the cashier was joking to me about it.




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#36
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Because it's blatantly bringing up the topic of sex with a complete stranger.

But you're a stranger, and I bring up the topic of sex with you all the time.

It's not awkward at all, if anything, it just turns you on.
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#37
There was an awkward moment for me actually.

Was getting hot and heavy and this girl was scratching my back, then I realized I didn't have a rubber. I told her, so I threw some gym shorts on and ran to the dorm mini-mart downstairs. I had no shirt/shoes, scratch marks on my back, and a semi when I bought the condoms.

The lady at the register burst out laughing when the guy on the next register down said, "You look like you need those!"
#38
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I bring up the topic of sex with complete strangers all the time. Usually in the context of police hearings =/

Exactly

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But you're a stranger, and I bring up the topic of sex with you all the time.

It's not awkward at all, if anything, it just turns you on.

Only because I don't have to physically look at you


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#39
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Only because I don't have to physically look at you



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...OUCH
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#40
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...OUCH

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