#1
Location: Wal-Mart
Objective: Purchase 3 items to freak out the cashier

Bread knife, pregnacy test, camera
#3
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Searchbar, keyboard, intelligence.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

/closed
#4
Rag, Chloroform (Spelling?), Box of Condoms
My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#5
Quote by LankeyDwarf
Box of Condoms

the decent thing for a rapist to do
My Gear

Fender Deluxe Players Stratocaster
Marshall DSL 50 with 1960A
#7
Sex (x3)

And if the bitch says no again I'll kill her.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#8
Quote by xander307
the decent thing for a rapist to do


Who said he was gonna rape someone?
My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#9
anti-depressants, hand gun, rope
Have:
Ibanez RG7321
Ibanez Weeping Demon
Epiphone Les Paul Prophecy GX
Ovation Celebrity
B-52 AT-112

Want:
N/A
#10
Popcorn, Sofa, Highschool Musical.

I win.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#13
Quote by cedaguol
LMFAO!!! How didn't I thought that before! I'm so gonna do it.


Because in Venezuela, Wal-Mart owns your house.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#19
Cantolope, Power drill, Lube.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

Quote by KeepOnRotting
+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#21
A Blowtorch, a Rope, and a Cannibal Corpse CD.
"Notes are expensive, spend them wisely." - B.B. King
#23
Quote by LaGrange
Cantolope, Power drill, Lube.


Hey, you sigged me. What a nice guy.


Bleach, hacksaw, garbage bags.
#24
I work in a retail store. Last night, a really old guy (about 85, I'm guessing) bought milk, vess (offbrand pop) and KY lubricating jelly.


I pictured him walking away like "mmm hmm... I love me some esx jelly" I lol'd
UG's HIPPIE
#26
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Hey, you sigged me. What a nice guy.


Bleach, hacksaw, garbage bags.

**** yea
I usually dont get much love =/

Hedge trimmers, Gause, Fingerless gloves.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

Quote by KeepOnRotting
+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#27
barney dvd, lotion, and tissues
Mesa F-30 - 1x12 V30
PRS SE Custom 24 (GFS Crunchy PATs)
PRS SE Singlecut (Evo/Air Norton)
1989 Starforce (GFS PowerRails)
Morley Tremonti Power Wah, TS7 (808-Mod), Pitchblack, Boss DD-3, DE FnC
#29
Red food coloring, vinegar, condom.

Get the idea?

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
Currently Requiring Crits:
none
#33
lube, wooden dowel, and Camp Rock on DVD
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#35
Quote by Deadmen
dead hookers, dead hookers, dead hookers.

This, much like 7, is the answer to everything.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you