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#1
What is the worst metal music video you know? Video should be provided


I'll go first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yErdJpg1ECg


The whole concept just comes off as ****ing stupid. The ending just blows so much clown nuts it is unforgivable. Just to add to it, the music has nothing to do with the video. I'm probably going to get flamed from Metallica fanboys but hey...
#4
That video (TDTNC) has nothing to do with the song. Metallica (or the company) changed it to protest the war or something like that. My facts are sketchy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zePch4zHLMs

I hate how the movie quiets the music.


Edit: WTF is up with ****ty black metal bands playing in the park and looking all alike?
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#5
I agree with about The Day That Never Comes. I love Metallica and I liked that song but the video was crap.

Can't find the video but the Enter Sandman video was pretty lame. Tbh I Don't think Metallica has any good music vids lol.
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#6
I don't remember what the hell it was called, but it was a video about these people running around in the woods kicking a TV set - it had a child in it.... It was awful. I can't remember the name of the band - probably came out a couple years ago.... They played the sh*t out of it on Headbanger's Ball....

Until I figure out what that was -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yjy7VVyMmw
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#7
The stupid Cannibal Corpse one with the emo being tortured or something. It was lame.
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Honestly, that second one was the best Black Metal song i've ever heard.

I laughed through the whole thing, especially at the end

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#14
Typical "LET'S JUST PLAY IN A RANDOM SETTING WHILE JUMPING UP AND DOWN" videos. Bleeeeh, so boring.

Also, "the mirror's truth"- In Flames is just... what? The making of the video was pretty funny though, I was like "so that's how they got the close up shots of anders singing!". Poor camera guy.
#15
i know its hardcore, and i like hardcore, but this is like the silliest video i have ever seen in my entire life.
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#16
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i know its hardcore, and i like hardcore, but this is like the silliest video i have ever seen in my entire life.

what is?
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#17
Death are my favorite band, but I've found the Philosopher to be kind of a strange video.

#21
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#25
Deicide - Scars of The Crucifix. Horrendous.
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#27
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I laughed through the whole thing, especially at the end

"Goddamn mongolians, you break down my chity wall last time!"


yea....I can;t stop laughing

the whole thing is just so fukking funny.
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#28
I can't believe no one has posted this one yet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bFpMleO9Y

I have another one that can possibly top this one, unless someone else gets it first.
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#29
Can't use Youtube here so I'm not sure if it's mentioned
Dimmu Borgir's Sacriligeous Scorn was pretty funny
#31
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I can't believe no one has posted this one yet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bFpMleO9Y

I have another one that can possibly top this one, unless someone else gets it first.


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#32
I Give you all, Dance of the Little Ones!
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Grailknights are awesome.


Hell yeah man! It's so cheesy, but it's actually really good in my opinion.
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#33
Exactly, it's like a good version of CoB mixed with Manowar, Helloween, and Heartwork-era Carcass.

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#34
I knew that was what you were gonna post!
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I knew that was what you were gonna post!


Which one of us???

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#36
I knew he was gonna post the video of Dance of the Little Ones.
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#37
Aiight.



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#38
^Dude that video is awesome, I mean it's so terrible that it kicks ass, and the song isn't too bad either.
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#39
Damn. Why couldn't I have gone to bed right after my first post!?
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#40
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I find this...sort of funny in how corny it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9cqKafnUrk

I love how the production is utterly amazing, but the acting and setting and everything is almost at Manowar levelsof redicul-osity xD the Serpentine Offering was AWESOME, as was Progenies.

My entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9AcG0glVu4
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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