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#1
has anybody else ever heard of this? its both really funny and disturbing. its this like fraternity in the uk of people who think the world is flat, all governments are conspiring behind peoples backs, and the world is surrounded by an ICE WALL.
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The earth is spherical.

/thread.

No it's not. It's an oblong spheroid.
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#5
Ha ha! You heathrens don't know the truth of TIMECUBE!!!! MMMMWAHAAAAHAHA!
#6
have you guys actually been to the website thought, its insane, go to flatearthsociety.org and just read some of it, i guarantee it will make you lol
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, put this in your sig if ur one of the 10 % who would shout "JUMP MUTHA****ERZ!"

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#7
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Ha ha! You heathrens don't know the truth of TIMECUBE!!!! MMMMWAHAAAAHAHA!


What the hell is a heathren man?
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#8
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No it's not. It's an oblong spheroid.


No it's not. It's an obtuse hexogramical microwave.
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#9
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No it's not. It's an obtuse hexogramical microwave.

That's uh...not a shape.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#10
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What the hell is a heathren man?


As in : "Them A-C-L-U aint nuthin' but a carhmoon erve Gawdless Cahmunerst Heathrens!"
#11
everyone, go to http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/ RIGHT NOW and read some of the stuff
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, put this in your sig if ur one of the 10 % who would shout "JUMP MUTHA****ERZ!"

Rob is my name is my game
#12
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No it's not. It's an oblong spheroid.

I believe it's an oblate spheroid.

/thread.
#14
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As in : "Them A-C-L-U aint nuthin' but a carhmoon erve Gawdless Cahmunerst Heathrens!"


I was being facetious, son. What you mean to say is "heathen" without the "r" you put in for no apparent reason.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#15
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As in : "Them A-C-L-U aint nuthin' but a carhmoon erve Gawdless Cahmunerst Heathrens!"


I believe it is "heathens," as opposed to "heathrens."
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#16
Theirs flat earth groups all over the place, ridiculous really.
#17
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I believe it's an oblate spheroid.

/thread.

They're the same thing.
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That's uh...blatant sarcasm.

Really? Gee, thanks for telling me.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


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#18
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Theirs flat earth groups all over the place, ridiculous really.

this is the only one ive seen, but its riduculous how hardcore they are, they come up with riduculous arguments that make no sense.
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, put this in your sig if ur one of the 10 % who would shout "JUMP MUTHA****ERZ!"

Rob is my name is my game
#19
Wow, thats kind of creepy...
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Oh, so it's sorta like real-life gaming, then?
#20
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I believe it is "heathens," as opposed to "heathrens."


Yes, and it's Godless, not Gawdless, and "ain't" isn't a legitimate word. Please excuse my satiring of my neighbors.
#21
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What the hell is a heathren man?



this is typical 'heathren' behaviour.... i'm watching you buddy....
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I once had a sudden urge to rape sheep in Scotland after watching CNN, that was pretty freaky.
#22
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Theirs flat earth groups all over the place, ridiculous really.

We're having a lot of trouble in this thread.


It's an interesting concept, but they don't believe in gravity and they offer no explanation of how our earth is accelerating at 9.8 m/s in the same direction.
#23
Theres a song by Bad Religion about it.. listen to it.. not half a bad song 8)
#24
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this is typical 'heathren' behaviour.... i'm watching you buddy....


I hope for your sake you like nipple tassles...
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#26
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Wow, thats kind of creepy...

its incredibly creepy, i once saw a picture of guys scaling the "ice wall" except you could clearly tell it was guys climbing a wall at a winter ice festival
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, put this in your sig if ur one of the 10 % who would shout "JUMP MUTHA****ERZ!"

Rob is my name is my game
#27
lol...

their gravity argument is fail.
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#28
Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, while others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.




EDIT: Reading most of there FAQ, it makes me feel smart as a middle school drop out.
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#29
I hardly think Terry Pratchett is a noted scientific geologist.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#30
Q: "What about Lunar Eclipses and Moon Phases?"

A: An invisible celestial body, known as the Shadow Object, passes between the sun and moon during a Lunar Eclipse. This projects a shadow upon the moon.


Oh lawl.
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
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Re: Flat Earth FAQ - Read This!

Physics

Q: "What is the circumference and diameter of the Earth?"

Circumference: 78225 miles
Diameter: 24,900 miles

NOTE: These values are official regarding the Earth's circumference and diameter.

Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"

A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, circle Earth at a height of 3000 miles at its equator. They are located midway between the North Pole and the ice wall. Each functions similar to a "spotlight," with the sun radiating "hot light" and the moon "cold light." As they are spotlights, they only give light out over a certain are which explains why some parts of the Earth are dark when others are light. Their apparent rising and setting are caused by optical illusions.

The stars are about as far as San Francisco is from Boston. (3100 miles)

Q: "Please explain sunrises/sunsets."

A: It's a perspective effect. Really, the sun is just getting farther away; it looks like it's disappearing because everything gets smaller, and eventually disappears as it gets farther away.

[UPDATE: The Flat Earth Society no longer accepts the Electromagnetic Accelerator (AKA "bendy light") theory due to a consensus among the FEW members.]

Q: "Why are other celestial bodies round but not the Earth?"

A: The Earth is not one of the other planets. The Earth is special and unlike the other bodies in numerous ways.

Q: "What about satellites? How do they orbit the Earth?"

A: Since sustained spaceflight is not possible, satellites can't orbit the Earth. The signals we supposedly receive from them are either broadcast from towers or any number of possible pseudolites. However, temporary space-flight is possible.

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, while others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

Q: "What about gravity?"

A: Dark Energy accelerates the Earth and all celestial bodies in the universe at 9.8m/s2. This is commonly known as Universal Acceleration, which produces the same effect as gravity. General relativity uses this concept to explain the equivalence between proper acceleration and gravity.

Q: "Isn't this version of gravity flawed? Wouldn't planes/helicopters/paragliders crash into the Earth as the Earth rises up to them?"

A: No. By the same argument, we could ask why planes/helicopters/paragliders don't crash into the Earth as they accelerate down towards them. The reason that planes do not crash is that their wings produce lift, which, when the rate of acceleration upwards equals that of gravity's pull downwards, causes them to remain at a constant altitude.

The same thing happens if the Earth is moving up. The plane is accelerating upwards at the same rate as the Earth, which means the distance between them does not change. Therefore, the plane stays at the same height and does not crash.


Wow... This level of stupidity deserves a medal...
#32
My faith in humanity is diminished. These morons need to die
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#33
This is even more stupid than Holocaust-deniers.
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#34
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This is even more stupid than Holocaust-deniers.

No I'm pretty sure those guys are right.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#37
Hate to break it to you, guys but the Flat Earth Theory is just a....


Noble Truth, yeah.
#38
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#40
haha well it's about as provable as the big bang
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