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#1
Its late at night and I want to see what all the fuss is about, so I head on over to YouTube and check it out....

Acting is terrible.
Lighting is terrible.
Camera Angles are terrible.
Obvious sexual tension between Bella and her Dad (wtf is that about?!)
Scene where bella first meets Edward in Bioligy is obviously supposed to be sexual. (with phalic picture on board)
And they don't show him kill anyone! what the ***???
Also, she seems so depressed, when she obviously has lots of friends and a loving family. WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS ENTIRE FILM??

what did you guys thing of it?
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#4
^This. And lulz at your avatar.
EDIT:To cryptic.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
Last edited by Thrasher51 at Mar 28, 2009,
#7
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your gay for watching it.

his gay for watching it?
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#10
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your gay for watching it.


my girlfriend keeps nagging me to watch it so i have some basis for my distaste...
so, if having a girlfriend makes me gay then... yeah, you see where this is going.
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#11
wow. Another one of these threads? Your maturity level is fascinating
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#12
Quote by ProphetToJables
Obvious sexual tension between Bella and her Dad (wtf is that about?!)



Do you have the link, I've been meaning to watch it.
#13
Tape your balls being chopped off and send it to the Pain Olympics!!!
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#14
guys just get over it. i really thought i would hate the book but it was actually pretty good. and all that stuff listed up top, about crappy "sexual tension" and other stuff, works a lot better in the book. and yes im straight. learn to be a little more open minded people.
#15
"So I'm watching Twilight..."

That's where it all went bad. The books wern't bad, but upon seeing the preview of the movie, I was like *ahem* FUCK THAT!
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#16
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Do you have the link, I've been meaning to watch it.


Just search Twilight Movie on YouTube.
This thing is painful too watch, but i must see it to the end, and mock my girlfriend.
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#17
Quote by ProphetToJables

Also, she seems so depressed, when she obviously has lots of friends and a loving family.


I agree. I spent the majority entirety of the movie wanting to kick her in the head.

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#18
Ive read all the books. The movie sucks in comparison. The books arnt amazing either, but werewolves do rip out vampires necks, Bella does die (quite horribly and painfully I might add) and Twilight isnt what you think, read the books faggots.
#20
I love how people read bad reviews about the technical aspects of the movie and then regurgitate opinions about it.

You aren't fooling anyone.
#21
My mother watched it twice today. She asked me like 10 times to watch it with her, but i just refuse to watch that movie.
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#22
Quote by ProphetToJables
my girlfriend keeps nagging me to watch it so i have some basis for my distaste...
so, if having a girlfriend makes me gay then... yeah, you see where this is going.

No I don't. You're still gay for watching it Girlfriend or not.
#23
Quote by Kilimacory
guys just get over it. i really thought i would hate the book but it was actually pretty good. and all that stuff listed up top, about crappy "sexual tension" and other stuff, works a lot better in the book. and yes im straight. learn to be a little more open minded people.

He said he didn't like the movie, and he gave reasons that completely made sense. You're a moron for even using the phrase "open minded."
#24
Quote by Kilimacory
guys just get over it. i really thought i would hate the book but it was actually pretty good. and all that stuff listed up top, about crappy "sexual tension" and other stuff, works a lot better in the book. and yes im straight. learn to be a little more open minded people.


Are you kidding me?
The woman couldn't conjoin sentences!
It was the biggest pile of garbage I've ever read. Terribly written.
#25
Quote by dudius
I love how people read bad reviews about the technical aspects of the movie and then regurgitate opinions about it.

You aren't fooling anyone.


This is all my own work.

Im about 40 minutes through the film now. I can see why she hates Forkes (or Forks)

She dies? Really? Now Im all Giddy
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#26
yeah the acting is AWFUL. like
in all of the -supposed to be serious stare down- scenes. i crack up.

that whole movie was just a joke.
#28
Well I got into a convo in science at school with this girl who sits next to me about the book series and she said there is a part in the fourth book where Bella is giving birth to the baby and while shes giving birth the baby is eating her insides.

First thought that came to mind was 'The Wretched Spawn' when she said that
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#29
Bella gets her chest riped open because Edward impregnated her with a half human half vampire baby, and the baby basicly ate her inside out.

I cant wait for the 4th movie.
#31
Um, Kristen Stewart is hot.

*leaves thread*
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#32
Man, Edward hates driving huh.
This film is just awkward teen one-liners like "hows the weather" and "i know the pi to loads of deciaml places hur hur"
Dialogue is terrible.
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#33
Quote by ProphetToJables
Its late at night and I want to see what all the fuss is about, so I head on over to YouTube and check it out....

Acting is terrible.
Lighting is terrible.
Camera Angles are terrible.
Obvious sexual tension between Bella and her Dad (wtf is that about?!)
Scene where bella first meets Edward in Bioligy is obviously supposed to be sexual. (with phalic picture on board)
And they don't show him kill anyone! what the ***???
Also, she seems so depressed, when she obviously has lots of friends and a loving family. WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS ENTIRE FILM??

what did you guys thing of it?

Bella is a self absorbed lifeless whiny twit. Thats whats wrong. The logic fails.
#34
Quote by Hergiswi
He said he didn't like the movie, and he gave reasons that completely made sense. You're a moron for even using the phrase "open minded."


This.


Just because I didn't enjoy the dozen or so pages of "Twilight" AKA "Poorly-Written, Cliche Dialog-filled Softcore Pornography for Teenage Girls" that I managed to read doesn't mean I'm not an open-minded person.


I can understand why some people are entertained by the stories.


However, I can also understand why some dogs like to eat their own turds, but that doesn't make it any less repulsive.
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#35
I hate the whole Twilight thing. Honestly every girl is obsessed with it in our school
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#36
"h-how old are you?"
"se-seventeen"
"h-hhhow long have you been 17?"
"a while"

WRONG.

HOW IT SHOULD OF GONE DOWN:
"h-how old are you?"
"seventeen"
"h-hhhow long ha-- ARGH STOP EATING MY INSIDES! *FAKE SCREAMS*"
"bitch."
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#38
*looks at thread title*
*doesn't even read post*
*punches TS in the face*

Stop watching movies that are a disgrace to society, whether your opinion on them is bad or good. I wouldn't even admit to watching that movie on the internet.
#39
Quote by crypticslaughtr
you're gay for watching it.


Fixed, but basically that.
Why would you even bother reading a girl's novel about random teen drama + pussy vampires?
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