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#1
Where could I go to have sex with a girl in a car without there being people or cops around? I don't want anyone being able to see us, especially cops. Haha. And yeah, my car is pretty much the only available place at the moment. =(
#2
garage
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#3
you seem like the classy type. so make sure to take her through the drive through at McDonald's before. dollar menu only.
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#5
an alley,

BTW how much do hookers go for in your area? come on, you know that's the reason you're asking...
#11
Have someone else drive for you and do it on the highway.

EDIT: Or have them go through a car wash a few times.
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#12
On the highway, parked or driving.
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#15
Carefully position yourself over the stick shift. Drop down with all your weight at once. Now you should be held securely in place, and there should be ample room for carnal activities.
#17
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Backseat


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In the passenger seat.


im gunna have to argue for the trunk.
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#18
driveway.
remember to stay safe, keep your liights on. you wouldnt want to accidently sit on the stick shift. she would though.
Actually let her sit on the stick shift. it would move around and give a better ride than you.
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#19
parking lot of any small private school or an unlit church parking lot

unlikely to have security or cops around
I only say this because I've seen it done
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#20
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im gunna have to argue for the trunk.


Well you generally only use the trunk if she's blindfolded and tied up as well.

>_>
#21
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parking lot of any small private school or an unlit church parking lot

unlikely to have security or cops around
I only say this because I've seen it done


this. i've actually done it a few times
#22
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you seem like the classy type. so make sure to take her through the drive through at McDonald's before. dollar menu only.


Now here's a man that knows the way to a woman's heart. ^


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a back road in the country..

And here's a man that knows how to make a girl feel like she's about to get raped. ^


#23
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im gunna have to argue for the trunk.

You can still have it in the trunk in the back seat.


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#24
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Now here's a man that knows the way to a woman's heart. ^


And here's a man that knows how to make a girl feel like she's about to get raped. ^





it's not exactly their heart I'm after. I honestly don't even care if they have a working heart. old ladies and corpses alike. I don't discriminate.
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#26
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you seem like the classy type. so make sure to take her through the drive through at McDonald's before. dollar menu only.

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#28
Disney land right before it opens and all the kids storm in, then you can crack jokes and ask if they want to go for a ride
#29
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Where could I go to rape a girl in a car without there being people or cops around? I don't want anyone being able to see us, especially cops. Haha. And yeah, my car is pretty much the only available place at the moment. =(


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#33
Parking garage maybe? Pick one that's not crowded and go all the way up to the top, when everyone else is parking a few floors below you :P
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#34
psh, kick it like me and bang your girl in her MOM'S car
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#36
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Well you generally only use the trunk if she's blindfolded and tied up as well.

>_>


I wish my girlfriend was into that stuff...

I wish I had a girlfriend...
#39
If it's possible, find an empty cul-de-sac in a neighborhood or an under-construction house along a road (with a driveway, of course). If so, try those, I've used them for fooling around purposes before.
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#40
Everyone knows you go to Makeout Point
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