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#1
So you've seen the five most, but I found that kind of negative.
Post 5 reasons why you F*CKIN ROCK, you regular-joes.

1. I'm a female guitarist. F*ck, yeah.
2. People think I'm funny...(sometimes..)
3. I can spread my toes reeeeeal far.
4. I'm smrt lol.
5. I can make a meaaan PB&J.

GO!
#2
1. You will be defeated in Wii Golf.
2. I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
3.

Will think of more.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
1. I have curly hair!
2. I drive a nissan.
3. I don't sweep.
4. I dont like death metal.
5. Hates the Wii
#6
So far, this thread is more depressing than the other one.
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#7
Quote by crypticslaughtr
ts is using this as an excuse to ***** herself to ug.

Then she should probably change her Username.
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#8
Quote by porker
kind of negative.
Post 5 reasons why you F*CKIN ROCK, you regular-joes.


Five reasons that I FUCKING ROCK?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#10
1. I'm Jewish
2. I play guitar (duh!)
3. I dominate at floor hockey
4. I'm a Democrat
5. I'm going to U of M next year
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Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#11
Gunpowder, how does it feel to know everyone thinks you ****ING ROCK?

Yeah, my 5 because I have a massive ego.

5) I can play the opening riff to Smoke on the Water
4) I can shred like Synster Gates
3) I'm extremely handsome (or that's what my mum told me, and why would your mum lie to you?)
2) I like teh good (BR00TALZ) music. All non-br00talz sux c0cks.
1) i HAVE TEH HUMORZ!!!
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#12
Quote by Jimmyyoung
Then she should probably change her Username.




I don't know about you, but when the ladies spread their toes for me it takes all my willpower to prevent my erection from shattering the space-time continuum.

Edit: Damnit, I just realized the missed opportunity for a joke along the lines of: Well that gives "spreading" a whole new meaning!
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Mar 29, 2009,
#13
Quote by Seryaph
So far, this thread is more depressing than the other one.


haha, i tried
#14
1. i sweep like theres no tomorrow
2. i play wow, ffxi, left 4 dead, counter strike, and your mom
3. i rage quit when im losing.
4. i kill steal all the time.
5. i friendly fire when i can
#15
Quote by shadow__666

4) I can shred like Synster Gates

Sorry, that must be quite embarrassing to admit.
#17
1 I have coolz hair
2 I'm tall
3 I am great at guitar
4 I will win at Halo 1 or 2
5 I spend my life in the Pit
#18
Quote by porker
So you've seen the five most, but I found that kind of negative.
Post 5 reasons why you F*CKIN ROCK, you regular-joes.

1. I'm a female guitarist. F*ck, yeah.
2. People think I'm funny...(sometimes..)
3. I can spread my toes reeeeeal far.
4. I'm smrt lol.
5. I can make a meaaan PB&J.

GO!

Sorry, but to prove that you are indeed telling the truth on 1 and 3, we require pictorial evidence. You see, we Pit monkeys are firm believers in telling the truth and that honesty is the best policy, therefore we like to know that all our number are indeed telling the truth with their posts.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#19
Five reasons that I FUCKING ROCK?
You only have 4 by the looks of things. Gtfo

In fact, you don't need to tell people why you're awesome.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#21
Quote by shadow__666
Sorry, but to prove that you are indeed telling the truth on 1 and 3, we require pictorial evidence. You see, we Pit monkeys are firm believers in telling the truth and that honesty is the best policy, therefore we like to know that all our number are indeed telling the truth with their posts.



well, you can see she's a chick if you go to her profile..but i agree with pics of number 3.
#22
All my facts are equally embarrassing.
At the end of the day...
Prepare to kill
everyone.
#23
Quote by neverspoiled
well, you can see she's a chick if you go to her profile..but i agree with pics of number 3.

I have proof that she is indeed telling the truth (ain't honesty great?) on 1, but we require proof on 3.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#24
1:I've been bitten by Black Widow spiders so many times I no longer require hospitalization nor treatment for bites.
2:I've wrestled a crocodile
3:I've fallen off of a 60ft cliff
4:I've been dragged around a very busy mall by a leash, while wearing pink fluffy clip on cat ears, and a puffy pink tail
5:I have a HUMONGOUS average sized penis.
#25
Quote by TeslaWolf
1:I've been bitten by Black Widow spiders so many times I no longer require hospitalization nor treatment for bites.
2:I've wrestled a crocodile
3:I've fallen off of a 60ft cliff
4:I've been dragged around a very busy mall by a leash, while wearing pink fluffy clip on cat ears, and a puffy pink tail
5:I have a HUMONGOUS average sized penis.

why haven't you been cast for jackass?
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Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#26
1. im a profession counter strike player
2. I look like a mexican but im full white
3.
4.
5.

lol
#27
1. I'm pretty beastly with a pogo stick
2. I can balance things on the tip of my finger
3. I don't drink alcoholic beverages or do illegal drugs
4. I enjoy anything from Between the Buried and Me to Death Cab for Cutie to Bach to Taylor Swift to :insert pretty much anything:
5. I have a relatively normal sized penis.

i think..
"He can dance if he wants too, he can leave his friends behind..."


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Because nothing is sexier than a man with a mouth full of crayons.
#28
Quote by TeslaWolf
1:I've been bitten by Black Widow spiders so many times I no longer require hospitalization nor treatment for bites.
2:I've wrestled a crocodile
3:I've fallen off of a 60ft cliff
4:I've been dragged around a very busy mall by a leash, while wearing pink fluffy clip on cat ears, and a puffy pink tail
5:I have a HUMONGOUS average sized penis.

Oh my god. I practically worship you now.
#29
1: I enjoy a good intellectual conversation.
2: I play WoW
3: Laughing is the most important thing in the world to me.
4: I can play 6 instruments, well. (Trombone, Baritone, Bass, Guitar, Drums, Piano)
5: I smoke entirely too much reefer.
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CSguitarvocal is correct as usual, pepsi tastes much better out of a can.


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And CSguitarvocal for teh win.
#30
Quote by TeslaWolf
1:I've been bitten by Black Widow spiders so many times I no longer require hospitalization nor treatment for bites.
2:I've wrestled a crocodile
3:I've fallen off of a 60ft cliff
4:I've been dragged around a very busy mall by a leash, while wearing pink fluffy clip on cat ears, and a puffy pink tail
5:I have a HUMONGOUS average sized penis.

By any chance, are you my ex-boyfriend? Wait, no, he only answers to 4.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#31
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Oh my god. I practically worship you now.


Marry me? But yah, I've been bitten several hundred times by spiders, I can't stand when people kill things because they think they're scary, it just bugs the **** out of me, and I'll take time to move them outside, away from the house.

Also, marry me <3?

EDIT:

Quote by shadow__666
By any chance, are you my ex-boyfriend? Wait, no, he only answers to 4.


I doubt it, I'm straight, my ex thought it would be a good idea on helping me be not so self conscious (And it did). I've never had anyone ask me to take a picture with them before, and then get called gay, weird, cute, and so many odd things in the whole hour and a half I was there.
Last edited by TeslaWolf at Mar 29, 2009,
#32
Quote by crypticslaughtr
ts is using this as an excuse to ***** herself to ug.

That was my first thought, too.
Member of the Laney Cult
#34
Quote by shadow__666
Sorry, but to prove that you are indeed telling the truth on 1 and 3, we require pictorial evidence. You see, we Pit monkeys are firm believers in telling the truth and that honesty is the best policy, therefore we like to know that all our number are indeed telling the truth with their posts.



Since you insist,



In all realities, I'd rather not post a picture of my feet on UG. Had I known that it would get a response like this, I wouldn't have put it up in the first place haha.
#35
1) The UK studies my wit.
2) I have a large penis with an attached vagina.
3) My mom's name is Earl.
4) My home page has "sex" in the name of it.
5) I don't give a fuck what you think.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#37
1: I'm a fantastic blues guitarist
2: Most people like me.
3: People are always complimenting me about how musical I am
4: I'm actually quite intelligent (but don't use it - see post in "5 most embarrassing facts about yourself")
5: I can draw myself to like people really easily.
<--- This is Wally. Not Waldo.

Gear List:
Ibanez RG570
Fender MIA Strat (in black, HSS)
Godawful Marshall MG practice amp

My Youtube
My godawful blog
#38
Quote by CSguitarvocal
1: I enjoy a good intellectual conversation.
2: I play WoW
3: Laughing is the most important thing in the world to me.
4: I can play 6 instruments, well. (Trombone, Baritone, Bass, Guitar, Drums, Piano)
5: I smoke entirely too much reefer.


Baritone is the ****ing ******** of all the goddamn ********iest.

And to contribute....

1) Play guitar
2)
3)
4)
5)



Quote by porker

5. I can make a meaaan PB&J.



TO THE KITCHEN WENCH!
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

Last edited by OzarkMDaredevil at Mar 29, 2009,
#39
This seems like it has potential to be the "5 Facts That Will Make You Come Off Like an Egotistical Douche" Thread, but here goes:

1. I'm a skinny white guy.
2. I go to a nice school.
3. I drive a nice car.
4. I live in a nice house.
5. I play guitar decently.

Hmmm...numbers 2-4 come off as egotistical.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, unless you're playing guitar by thrashing your dick around the strings I see no application of guitar technique to sex.



My band, Two Days In February
#40
Quote by Zero-Hartman
1. You will be defeated in Wii Golf.
2. I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
3.

Will think of more.



bring it on!!!


(p.s. are 1 and 2 linked?)
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