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#1
So there are 7 men in a room....


1) The room is made of steel - steel walls, steel doors, steel floorboards ... you get the point

2) The room is 10 metres long, 10 metres wide and 30 metres tall with nothing in it but a single powerful light globe up the top which illuminates the entire room as if it were daylight and next to it is a camera which can view and hear everything perfectly

3) There is absolutely NO WAY TO GET OUT OF THE ROOM. NO WAY to open the one door. NO WAY to climb the walls as they have no grip etc etc.

4) I lied about number 3, there is one way to escape the room ... be the only living person left. A method of escape cannot be plotted as the camera can hear you. It is a fight to the death, and the winner escapes

5) All the men are entered into the room with nothing but clothes on their body's. By clothes i mean a cotton shirt and cotton shorts, nothing more. NO SHOES! NO WEAPONS!

And the contestants are ....

James Bond from the 007 films (Bond in general, not a particular Bond)
William Wallace from Braveheart
John Rambo from the rambo films
Jason Bourne from the Bourne Trilogy (wont be a trilogy for long)
Frank Martin from the Transporter films
John McClane from the Die Hard films
Conan from Conan the Barbarian

Who will win, who will lose, and why.

Let the match begin .....
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#2
William Wallace is in several places right now.
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#3
James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jon McClane, and Frank Martin all need weapons...

Rambo needs to be able to sneak...

So, it's pretty much either William or Conan
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#4
Either McClane, or Conan, his show is ****ing hilarious, even though its not on anymore.
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#5
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Jet Li
Tony Jaa
And three other great martial artists.

A long and awesome fight. But I think my vote will go to Conan.
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#7
Frank Martin... Jason Statham is a beast.. He survived falling from a helicopter onto a car for christ sakes. Sure, that was Crank, but he's a lean mean fighting machine.

and to the guy who says Frank Martin needs a gun.. have you even seen the Transporter movies? He's like the ****ing hulk.
#8
Aw, too bad the terminator isn't in there. He'd win, no contest.

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#9
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James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jon McClane, and Frank Martin all need weapons...

Rambo needs to be able to sneak...

So, it's pretty much either William or Conan


jason bourne does not ned weapons if you've watched the bourne movies. i think rambo's is pretty much f*ucked as he sneaks around and lays traps. Die Hard is f*ucked as hes only a cop he cant hide behind a coucch and pick people off, Frank Martin sucks unless hes near his car, conan and wallace's fighting techniques are both far out-dates compared to bond and bournes so you'd never know
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#10
Jason Bourne would kick the shit out of them all, kick the shit out of the camera, kick the shit out of the lightbulb then take the next flight to Vienna.

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#11
Bourne.

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#13
Bourne would kill all of them....

if no weapons....jason bourne is the most skilled and ruthless in that room.

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#15
jason Bourne would win.

He needs no weapons to fight. He's more agile than most of the others. He has a cool haircut.
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#16
Frank Martin, he does not need to be near his car, he does not need weapons, he would beat the hell out of them with his ****in shirt for christ sakes
#17
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Jason Bourne would kick the shit out of them all, kick the shit out of the camera, kick the shit out of the lightbulb then take the next flight to Vienna.


I haven't laughed so hard all weekend, thats some funny **** right there
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#19

No contest without him.
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#21
john mcclane. hes bruce ****ing willis! he walked on broken glass with his bare feet!
#22
Quote by rilakam
James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jon McClane, and Frank Martin all need weapons...

Rambo needs to be able to sneak...

So, it's pretty much either William or Conan



um, Bourne dont need weapons.
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#23
Surely they would all cower in their collective awesomeness.
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Frank Martin, he does not need to be near his car, he does not need weapons, he would beat the hell out of them with his ****in shirt for christ sakes

Rat tail style, yes?
#26
the highlander should have got a mention imo......
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#28
snake would have no chance, bourne = a better version of snake. snake requires camoflague to shas ppl, bourne requires his limbs to smash people
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James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jon McClane, and Frank Martin all need weapons...

Rambo needs to be able to sneak...

So, it's pretty much either William or Conan



Bourne and Frank need no weapons, they kick ass no matter where they are, so it's a toss up between those 2. However, I think they would find a way to destroy the camera, get out through the hole it left behind, and then kill any mother****er who had anything to do with the capturing of those men.....


On second thought, this thread is pointless, none of them would have gotten caught, therefore


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#30
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snake would have no chance, bourne = a better version of snake. snake requires camoflague to shas ppl, bourne requires his limbs to smash people


Snake didn't have camo in the ghetto Metal Gears, nor did he have them in MGS1 and 2.
#33
i would have to say the incubus from the movie bled havent seen it but he would just scare the **** outta them all plus its the lead singer from Five Finger Death Punch....this is ironic though i just wached transporter 3 two days ago and live free die hard tonight
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#37
awwwww man...


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#39
When you say William Wallace, do you mean the movie version specifically or can we talk about the real guy?

Anyway, I say Wallace. The guy was huge.
#40
bourne...
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