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#2
I only fap after sex.


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#4
i think it does, but i think youre supposed to fap an 30mins-2 hours before sex i think. so that youre calm and ready for round two..
but i reckon if you do, your semen stores are partially depleted.
#5
For people who have late ejaculation, it really is required.
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#7
Not really. You fap if you know your chick is coming over later because you can last longer when the time comes.

Just because it was the best four seconds of your life doesn't mean she enjoyed it.
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#9
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Don't you mean early?

No... unless their semen rebuilds faster than the Terminator.
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#10
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No... unless their semen rebuilds faster than the Terminator.


Nah, but if you ejaculate early, then you'd want to fap beforehand so that you don't cum after like 10 seconds, right?
#11
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Not really. You fap if you know your chick is coming over later because you can last longer when the time comes.

Just because it was the best four seconds of your life doesn't mean she enjoyed it.

perhaps, but i take forever to release on the first round lol, so having a pre-round doesnt help me that much ><
#12
Quote by Gigatiran
Not really. You fap if you know your chick is coming over later because you can last longer when the time comes.

Just because it was the best four seconds of your life doesn't mean she enjoyed it.




So true




Wait, who lasts four seconds?
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#13
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Don't you mean early?

If it takes you an hour to ejaculate, you fap, then do your thing so you aren't giving her second-degree burns down there.
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#14
Do it an hour or so beforehand. Something Like Mary style, except without the comical hairstyles.

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#15
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Nah, but if you ejaculate early, then you'd want to fap beforehand so that you don't cum after like 10 seconds, right?



People with late ejaculation will usually take 45 minutes to "arrive." They're gonna be hella tired after 20 minutes, so the guy usually never gets his "chance."
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#16
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People with late ejaculation will usually take 45 minutes to "arrive." They're gonna be hella tired after 20 minutes, so the guy usually never gets his "chance."


Holy ****ing ****, there are people that take that long?
Don't their dicks get sore after a while?
#17
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People with late ejaculation will usually take 45 minutes to "arrive." They're gonna be hella tired after 20 minutes, so the guy usually never gets his "chance."


I hate that actually.
I've done it to where she's had all the fun she's going to get out of it and I just feel guilty.
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#18
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If it takes you an hour to ejaculate, you fap, then do your thing so you aren't giving her second-degree burns down there.


hence the creation of lube
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#19
does sex make you cum sooner than when you fap then?
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#20
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I hate that actually.
I've done it to where she's had all the fun she's going to get out of it and I just feel guilty.



That happens way too often to me.
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#21
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I only fap after sex.




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#22
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does sex make you cum sooner than when you fap then?


Depends on the chick, sometime nothing beats good 'ol righty.
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#23
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People with late ejaculation will usually take 45 minutes to "arrive." They're gonna be hella tired after 20 minutes, so the guy usually never gets his "chance."
it takes most women 45 minutes to achieve orgasm.
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#24
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Depends on the chick, sometime nothing beats good 'ol righty.


Pun intended?
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#25
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Depends on the chick, sometime nothing beats good 'ol righty.


I fap with my left hand.

If your girl gave you a BJ before sex and you came, would that count as premature ejaculation?
#26
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it takes most women 45 minutes to achieve orgasm.


From my experience, 30 minutes has been the longest she's taken.
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#27
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People with late ejaculation will usually take 45 minutes to "arrive." They're gonna be hella tired after 20 minutes, so the guy usually never gets his "chance."



I have taken over an hour before, but then I was holding it in so we could experiment for longer.

In all honesty, I wouldn't suggest fapping before sex for late ejaculation. You just have to find something that is more efficient than holding yourself up with your arms and thrusting like it is the end of days. It's about the ride, not where you end.
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#28
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I fap with my left hand.

If your girl gave you a BJ before sex and you came, would that count as premature ejaculation?


No. A BJ, while oral-sex, is still sex.
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#29
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From my experience, 30 minutes has been the longest she's taken.
some women can reach orgasm sooner. but then again, she might have never had a true orgasm.
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#30
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I have taken over an hour before, but then I was holding it in so we could experiment for longer.

In all honesty, I wouldn't suggest fapping before sex for late ejaculation. You just have to find something that is more efficient than holding yourself up with your arms and thrusting like it is the end of days. It's about the ride, not where you end.


Well, it's not to fun when your girl gets tired of the long-ass ride. Then you gotta make the rest of the journey yourself...
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#31
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some women can reach orgasm sooner. but then again, she might have never had a true orgasm.


Let's just say it was a "visible" orgasm.
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#32
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Pun intended?

Actually no, lol.

And I don't think it takes 45 minutes for a woman to orgasm, but then again I'm not a doctor nor a credible expert.
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#33
I don't get what is so taboo about premature ejaculation. Since when has sex been a two way street? If I ejaculate quicker, I have more time to play Xbox.
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#34
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I don't get what is so taboo about premature ejaculation. Since when has sex been a two way street? If I ejaculate quicker, I have more time to play Xbox.


If you have late ejaculation, you learn to play Xbox while have sex.
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#35
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If you have late ejaculation, you learn to play Xbox while have sex.


Or have sex with your Xbox...
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#36
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I don't get what is so taboo about premature ejaculation. Since when has sex been a two way street? If I ejaculate quicker, I have more time to play Xbox.

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#37
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Or have sex with your Xbox...


I call her Sheila.
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#38
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Or have sex with your Xbox...



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#39
Well this thread has made me really wish I hadn't attended a Catholic school up until last year ...
#40
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Well this thread has made me really wish I hadn't attended a Catholic school up until last year ...


I'm gonna 1up you by saying that I attended a private, all boys, catholic school.
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