#1
hey folks..i'm a pretty lazy person.and need some cash..you know some jobs that i could look up?
#2
Call centre?
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#6
There is no jobs for lazy ass people. You have to actually work or they will fire your lazy ass. All jobs require some kind of effort.
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#7
Drug dealer, giving lazy people money since 4000 BC!
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Ambivalence.
#8
a golf caddy
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#9
Use the internet.
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#10
Gym leader in Pokemon.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#14
prostitute
oldest profession in the world
Gear
Ibanez RG2EX2
Epiphone Les Paul
Fender Strat
Homemade EVH
Marshall JCM 800 Combo

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#15
Lollypop man, all you gotta do is stand next to a road and stop traffic now and again.
#16
Photographer.
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#17
Yeah, seriously, is there any way for a 16 year old to get a gig as a Wal-Mart greeter?
#18
Quote by Darksucker
Yeah, seriously, is there any way for a 16 year old to get a gig as a Wal-Mart greeter?


I doubt it. I heard somewhere that it's a volunteer job too. I don't know if it is though.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#19
Mcdonalds obviously.

Although you do have to work hard when it's busy but the rest of the time you just spend pissing about with the other staff.
#20
Telemarketer! Like me!

I'm assuming by lazy, you mean you don't have to get off your ass.

Yeah. It's an easy job. But lazy too. Haha.
#21
Salesperson
Take Surveys

That's what I do, and I make about 500 bucks a month doing about 25 hours of work.
#22
Quote by Deflection
Drug dealer, giving lazy people money since 4000 BC!



Real jobs are a 100 times easier than that.
#23
Quote by RockGuitar92
I doubt it. I heard somewhere that it's a volunteer job too. I don't know if it is though.


No, man it's how Walmart gets off by calling itself "the leading employer of the elderly." It gives money to old people for standing by the entrance all day in exchange for PR. I really want that job, though.
#24
Quote by Darksucker
No, man it's how Walmart gets off by calling itself "the leading employer of the elderly." It gives money to old people for standing by the entrance all day in exchange for PR. I really want that job, though.


Yeah it does sound really easy. I can't even find a job because of the economy. No one around here is hiring and loads of people are being laid off.
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#25
The president, you can sign bills and you don't even have to read them.
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#26
http://becomeaguide.chacha.com/

You don't even have to leave the comfort of the internet.
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#28
Quote by Captain Insano
Salesperson
Take Surveys

That's what I do, and I make about 500 bucks a month doing about 25 hours of work.

What? How?
#30
Move to france and serve coffee to rich people. then, once yr smart enough, rob them.
The times they are a changin'.....
#32
Quote by slaptasticdave
The president, you can sign bills and you don't even have to read them.


+42

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#34
Quote by hitl
hey folks..i'm a pretty lazy person.and need some cash..you know some jobs that i could look up?


gamestop
work at chuck nd cheese, like you give the prizes for amount of tickets
ice cream driver seller
headshop
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#36
Quote by Green_Jelly
Call centre?

NO. These jobs are stressful and annoying.

Work at a parking ramp.
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