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zwart_gitaar
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Join date: Feb 2005
4,468 IQ
#1
Well, I haven't slept recently, so I decided after I attempted to dye my hairs, that I wanted to take a ****. So enter the bathroom and BOOM I see my step dad's dick and I'm like "WTF!!!" in my mind and lingerer. for like..7 seconds. He yells "Dude, why the hell are you still here!" and I yell " I didn't know you where here!" and I run out.


Am I gay?
I'm gonna drive all night, take some speed. I'm gonna wait for the sun to shine down on me. I cut a hole in my roof in the shape of a heart snf I' goin' out west where they'll appreciate me"

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Xiaoxi
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#2
Best title ever.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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splamron
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#3
Pics or It didn't happen


Call me Cam
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titsmcgee852
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Join date: May 2007
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#4
:/

I'm calling troll.
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there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
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#6

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#7
I think you're going to need to masturbate before we can give you a diagnosis on your sexuality. Go do that, and tell us what you fantasized about. And if you stuck a finger in your ass, we need to know that as well.
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GogglesVK
Forum King
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#11
Quote by bloodtrocuted93
7 seconds is kinda long...

So is his step dad's cock.
zwart_gitaar
UG Freak
Join date: Feb 2005
4,468 IQ
#13
Quote by DempseyPunk
long 'n' lengthy or short and stubby?


It looked like a short tailed opossum hiding in a can...
I'm gonna drive all night, take some speed. I'm gonna wait for the sun to shine down on me. I cut a hole in my roof in the shape of a heart snf I' goin' out west where they'll appreciate me"

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DempseyPunk
go fly some kites
Join date: Jan 2009
1,175 IQ
#14
Quote by zwart_gitaar
It looked like a short tailed opossum hiding in a can...

HAHAHAHA holy crap i didnt really want to know! but damn, what a good description
zwart_gitaar
UG Freak
Join date: Feb 2005
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#15
Quote by DempseyPunk
HAHAHAHA holy crap i didnt really want to know! but damn, what a good description



I can't help it.


I looked me in the eyes..
I'm gonna drive all night, take some speed. I'm gonna wait for the sun to shine down on me. I cut a hole in my roof in the shape of a heart snf I' goin' out west where they'll appreciate me"

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DempseyPunk
go fly some kites
Join date: Jan 2009
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#17
Quote by zwart_gitaar
I can't help it.


I looked me in the eyes..

starin at you with that one hypnotizing eye...HAHAHA
EnyoAdonai
Stimulus Package.
Join date: Oct 2007
494 IQ
#18


how long can you watch meat**** for? (I starred that out cause I get the feeling we're not aloud to say that on here) that'll be the true test of whether or not you're gay.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
Le_Bunny
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#19
Quote by zwart_gitaar
Well, I haven't slept recently, so I decided after I attempted to dye my hairs, that I wanted to take a ****. So enter the bathroom and BOOM I see my step dad's dick and I'm like "WTF!!!" in my mind and lingerer. for like..7 seconds. He yells "Dude, why the hell are you still here!" and I yell " I didn't know you where here!" and I run out.


Am I gay?


1. What
2.
shattamakar
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#20
Was it ERECT!!???
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#23
*waits for "so my step son saw my dicK, what should i do" thread*
Viva-la-mark
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#25
Quote by phlowtron23
Some how I read "I just step on my dad's DICK!"

lol


..


<_<

Same
Secretly I was very disapointed when I realised it wasn't
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MikeyP90
Registered Awesome
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#26
sorry man, you're gay... u shoulda jst grabbed that thing and got it over with... ull want to do it forever more now. It'll plague ur mind like some sort of penis plague
vulcan422
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#28
homo
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lyndon_93
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#29
7 seconds is an awfully long time for a straight guy to be staring at dick.
Unless he's watching porn, in which case it is too short !
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#31
Quote by lyndon_93
7 seconds is an awfully long time for a straight guy to be staring at dick.
Unless he's watching porn, in which case it is too short !
Eww, you stare at guys dicks while you watch porn? Dude, you're ****ing gay.
themightymitch
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Join date: Sep 2007
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#32
Quote by KlassikMetal666
Eww, you stare at guys dicks while you watch porn? Dude, you're ****ing gay.


^ i agree with this dude... i think you might be gay


anywhooo, you gotta have sex with your step-dad now, its the only way
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I POSTED THE PEAR ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY WARNING
xJ3SS1CA
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2008
30 IQ
#33
I just read the "my step son saw my dick" thread, and then I saw this one,,
and the lulz ensued:]

I think maybe you're bi.. .. ??
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
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#34
Quote by xJ3SS1CA
I just read the "my step son saw my dick" thread, and then I saw this one,,
and the lulz ensued:]

I think maybe you're bi.. .. ??


For just looking?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Mources
Plays the SG
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#38
Yeah... well... I saw your step MUMS dick! YEAH!! *looks cool*
STRIKING MINORS
Mr_Romero
Banned
Join date: Nov 2007
134 IQ
#39
Quote by zwart_gitaar
Well, I haven't slept recently, so I decided after I attempted to dye my hairs, that I wanted to take a ****. So enter the bathroom and BOOM I see my step dad's dick and I'm like "WTF!!!" in my mind and lingerer. for like..7 seconds. He yells "Dude, why the hell are you still here!" and I yell " I didn't know you where here!" and I run out.


Am I gay?



ehh, yes?
Noverion
lemon :D
Join date: Jun 2006
698 IQ
#40
Valdean gets le cookie
+ im sorry, your gay

not that theres anything wrong with gays
...


really****ingsorry
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