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#2
"Hey man, check out this Marshall halfstack!"
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#3
use both distortion pedals in your effect loop and ul probably get the best distored sound there is....

he was serious
#4
"You know you can finance this if you don't have the cash...."

Anything for the freaking sale..... But I guess you can't really blame em. It's their job.
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Highway One Telecaster
Dean Evo
Mesa F-50
Laney GH50L
Vox AC30 C2
Ampeg V2
pedals
#5
"nah dude you dont want that peavey vtm you want this nice and shiney spyder too, I mean look at it!"
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edge11
that was an epic win
best thing ive read all day

[feel free to sig this statement]

Gear:
Esp Ltd Ninja 600
Esp Ltd F-50
les paul elite
5watt jcm800 clone
Roland jc-55
Crate V33
Jca20H
Ibanez tubescreamer ts9
Keeley ds-1
#7
lol thats **** all i honestly swear a bloke in a popular guitar shop told me that putting gibson burstbuckers into my epiphone les paul would make NO DIFFERENCE TO THE SOUND!! haha
#8
Quote by GustavoGonzalez
bolt on necks are good for you so you can break the guitar


they are sometimes a good thing to have cos if u dropped a bolt on neck guitar and snapped the neck you could just bolt on a new one but if u snappthe neck of a les paul its screwed
#11
when i went to play a prs and the salesman asked me what i owned and i said a 95 gibson explorer with emg 81/85 setup and he went and got a ibanez gt series and said:

'this should sound more like your guitar'

man i hate that place
#12
Y'all go to dumb GCs....then again one of my coworkers is super jazzed about the Spider Valves, and I am apparently the resident corksniffer
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#13
"now, when i first started playing guitar, i went out and bought a guitar and i thought that was it! i later found out that you need an amp to play the electric guitar! and after that, i wanted to have different effects to sound like my favorite guitarists and so on. All of this could get very daunting for a beginner to get so what this company called line 6 did was, it put all of these things into one affordable amp called the Spider, so you get the whole package at a cheap price! here let me show you the different features......."

a convo i overheard. It was betweem an unsuspecting mom buying her son a Christmas present and a GC employee =(
#14
Quote by lern2swim
"You should just learn to play right handed"


I've said this before too though, because playing left handed severely limits your gear choices and makes it unnecessarily more expensive
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#15
I don't go to GC much. I really only go whenever we're passing I'm passing through some larger cities (which is never).
But, I wouldn't go there much anyways even if I had the option, there's some sweet privately owned stores near me that rawk.
Call me Wes.
Gear:
Fender American Deluxe HSS Strat
Chicago Blues Box Roadhouse
Bad Cat Cougar 5
1957 Gibson GA-5
Ceriatone 18w TMB Combo
Hughes & Kettner Tube Factor
Various Ibanez TS9s
Weber MASS Attenuator
#18
GC Employee: So what type of music do you listen to???
Me: Alternative, Metal, etc.
GCE: Oh yeah???
(Takes the guitar I was playing from my hands, puts foot on stool, and tries to sweep.)
GCE: You should buy this guitar, IT ROCKS!!!!

He put down the Ibanez, I walked away to a different rep, and bought an Epiphone Plain Top without playing it.
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You have no experience with racks??? What kind of guy are you?
#20
"This Peavey [Windsor] is like a Marshall, but better"
me: "ORLY"
"Yeah, they took a Marshall and wired it backwards"
me: "...wut"
"They put the power tubes after the preamp so it's like the preamp is always on full gain"
me: "That's, um, that's nice." *backs away slowly*

Swear to god. To this day my friend and I joke about taking our amps apart and rewiring them - backwards - for better tone.
#21
Elixer strings are 'designed' to go with Cole Clark guitars.

If I wasn't gonna buy Elixers anyway I would have bust a cap in your ass fool!
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Or in Final Fantasy terms, think of him as always casting Reflect on himself. The only way to hurt him is to cast Reflect on yourself and bounce Firaga off yourself.

What a load of rubbish. Just punch him in the ****ing shins.
#22
Quote by Roc8995
"This Peavey [Windsor] is like a Marshall, but better"
me: "ORLY"
"Yeah, they took a Marshall and wired it backwards"
me: "...wut"
"They put the power tubes after the preamp so it's like the preamp is always on full gain"
me: "That's, um, that's nice." *backs away slowly*

Swear to god. To this day my friend and I joke about taking our amps apart and rewiring them - backwards - for better tone.

Weekend Warrior
#24
Me: "Hey, my tremolo is screwed up. It's not completely cutting the wave when the depth is full."
GC: "...I don't think you know what a tremolo DOES. You want this: BOSS Slicer."

No, I wanted my ****ing tremolo pedal to work completely.
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#27
"Hey man, before you buy that classic 30....look at this here modeling amp Peavey just came out with"
Gear:
Fender Strat (MIM)
Charvel Model 2 (Project)
Yamaha FG730S Acoustic
Peavey Classic 30
Digitech Hardwire TL-2 Metal Distortion
Digitech XP-100 Whammmy/Wah
Boss GE-7 Equalizer
#28
Marshall MG's are a great amp.

"They have an awesome dirty sound"

Gear
Gibson Les Paul Traditional
Carvin V3 and Marhall 1960A cab
2 B.C. Rich Ironbird Pro
Schecter Hellraiser 6
Boss ML-2

#30
"You want a Fender amp its cheaper than the VoxAC30 and 100% U.S.A made, vox makes in china" I get home i notice a good ole "Made in Mexico" sticker....Also....After I bought a strat second hand and brought it in to see how certain pedals sound through it the guy goes...."Maybe you should like sell like your strat like and like just maybe like buy a bunch of boutique pedals...we sell boss and digitech" my reply - what would i play them through without having a guitar? his reply to that "Umm like get a b.c rich they're on sale next month"..........wtf? lol. and i dont go to that music centre anymore
#31
why the hell do these poeple try and palm cheap amps off to ya. i would be flogging the expensive stuff. i heard something pretty dodgy in this cool store which sells heaps of second hand gear and stuff you don't find anywhere else. these kids were playing on a guyatone amp i think it was. sort of looked like a silverface fender clone. one metalhead kid says "where is the distortion channel on this" to which the owner replies "up the road"...referring to the big chain music stores up the road. he then proceded to rant about kids not knowing the awsomeness of an open chord.
#32
"where is the distortion channel on this" to which the owner replies "up the road"...referring to the big chain music stores up the road.





Its only 10:30 in the morning and you have made my freakin day lol
#33
every damn time i go to GC they always....ALWAYS try to unload Spider amps to me, i now tell them strait up if they offer me ANYTHING they lose my sale as i know what i want and what i need.

too many times i go there for strings and cables and they offer me the shop, even when i bought my PRS they still tried to sell me a Spider saying it was better than my Flextone...ahahaha......

i came to the conclusion if your an idiot they will hire you.
P.R.S SE Custom

Line 6 Vetta combo
#35
Quote by Zoot Allures
Or you could just string a guitar the other way...


This only works on an electric. On an acoustic the intonation would be off
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#36
Quote by Roc8995
"This Peavey [Windsor] is like a Marshall, but better"
me: "ORLY"
"Yeah, they took a Marshall and wired it backwards"
me: "...wut"
"They put the power tubes after the preamp so it's like the preamp is always on full gain"
me: "That's, um, that's nice." *backs away slowly*

Swear to god. To this day my friend and I joke about taking our amps apart and rewiring them - backwards - for better tone.


I need to do this backwards amp mod!!
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#37
Looking at a six-string Rickenbacker hanging on their vintage guitar wall, I told the guy I have a 12-string Rickenbacker at home and that I was surprised at how much the six-string on offer was.
He said this classic:
"Well, 12-string Rickenbackers are cheaper than the six string ones."
I walked away from him.
#38
Quote by Roc8995
"This Peavey [Windsor] is like a Marshall, but better"
me: "ORLY"
"Yeah, they took a Marshall and wired it backwards"
me: "...wut"
"They put the power tubes after the preamp so it's like the preamp is always on full gain"
me: "That's, um, that's nice." *backs away slowly*

Swear to god. To this day my friend and I joke about taking our amps apart and rewiring them - backwards - for better tone.





While I do love how my Windsor sounds...that comment is fail.

Most GC people just leave me be. I mean I'm not an amazing player, but I don't try to show off. I just test the gear, get what I need and leave. I've been pushed towards the Spiders and MGs like everybody else...but those are the best selling amps so of course they're gonna try and sell you one of those. One time I was playing a use 7-string bass they had for sale...and one of the employees came in and said "plays just like a 7-string guitar, doesn't it?' I just kept playing...
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#39
Quote by Roc8995
"This Peavey [Windsor] is like a Marshall, but better"
me: "ORLY"
"Yeah, they took a Marshall and wired it backwards"
me: "...wut"
"They put the power tubes after the preamp so it's like the preamp is always on full gain"
me: "That's, um, that's nice." *backs away slowly*

Swear to god. To this day my friend and I joke about taking our amps apart and rewiring them - backwards - for better tone.

I bet what happened is someone told him; "Peavey reverse engineered the old Marshall designs to design the Windsor." Haha, moron.
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Unless its electronic drums.

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#40
Quote by CasinoEpiphone
Looking at a six-string Rickenbacker hanging on their vintage guitar wall, I told the guy I have a 12-string Rickenbacker at home and that I was surprised at how much the six-string on offer was.
He said this classic:
"Well, 12-string Rickenbackers are cheaper than the six string ones."
I walked away from him.

I had met this girl who played bass and was quitting and she offered me her bass. I told her okay thinking she had a squier p bass knock off or something... She tells me that she had a Rick. Her dad caught her before she gave it to me

Anyway...

I had a conversation that went something like this with a guy behind the counter

Me: do you have any Tortex Jazz III's or are you out again like last week?
Clerk: No, but you can get these, they're totally the same (points at Fender Celluloid picks)
Me: No... those are made of a different material and are a different size.
Clerk: no way man, tortex and celluloid are the same thing!