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Fivebretz
Haders Gonna Hade
Join date: May 2008
40 IQ
#1
Ok I did a search for this, but no appropriate results, so...

Saw this on another site - Some things you just can't say to the people/at the time that you want. So here's a no-holds-barred, no-strings-attached place for getting things off your chest. Call it therapeutic.

I'll get the ball rolling.

I don't want to hear every single tiny thing about your "major relationship problems", and 70% or so of the time it's painfully obvious that you're in the wrong

EDIT: I suggest putting complaints and stuff in Italics, and regular posting in normal font to make it easier to work out what's aimed at who
Last edited by Fivebretz at Jun 9, 2009,
Zugunruhe
Guy #2 in Steve Vai's pic
Join date: Jan 2008
20 IQ
#2
im so much smarter than you that i find you pathetic.


this applies to many people, especially the guy who posts next.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
YourDad
Ug's Fender Disliker
Join date: Dec 2007
30 IQ
#3
I KNOW WHO WAS PHONE, AND IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How to prove it...
To me:
Quote by crazy8rgood

In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

Quote by itchy guitar
One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
P-Bass Pirate
UG Freak
Join date: Nov 2007
10 IQ
#5
I still think it was wrong to break up with her, and every time i see you i wish i was still with her instead. But you're the only sure bet i've got, because she won't take me back.
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[[BurnTheDusk"]]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
bendystraw
UG's liquid transporter
Join date: Oct 2006
30 IQ
#6
That's no way to get ahead of the game.


Would have been the best one-liner.
Well.......
~$Cheddar$~
Join date: Mar 2009
10 IQ
#7
Stupid ****ing bitch, tell me not to slow down in front of you. Maybe you should look ahead and see the ****ing door I was ****ing opening!
Spaceman_Spiff
aka Spaceman Spliff
Join date: Mar 2006
30 IQ
#8
I know even though we agreed to keep things casual, you still have deeper feelings for me. I'll still keep it going because I like where we're at now, and its you're fault for holding on to something that won't happen
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Le_Bunny
Anime/manga convert
Join date: Nov 2008
27 IQ
#9
Edit: this isn't aimed at TS/posters though it kind of sounded like it.

Ok, you have a problem. Everybody has problems. Stop bloody whingeing and face it, do something about it and if that's not possible then think differently about it-- yes it is possible. Don't you dare waste everybody's time complaining if you're not willing to listen to anybody's advice, because in the real world (where you will end up) things will not go your way or be easy every time. Grow the hell up!

I'm done
Last edited by Le_Bunny at May 12, 2009,
imrickjamesn00b
UG Newbie
Join date: Jul 2008
20 IQ
#11
Quote by bendystraw
That's no way to get ahead of the game.


Would have been the best one-liner.


I hate you becuase I just lost
WARNING:

This post may contain an opinion
urf_
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2006
30 IQ
#13
STOP making threads that will get lots of replies just for the fact that you believe that it will somehow indirectly make you look like an important person, you just look like an attention seeker!!!


There, I feel much better now.
Gear:
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AND...
-amps for BOTH of them!!

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vIsIbleNoIsE
The Asian-Viking Paradox
Join date: Feb 2006
60 IQ
#14
i think it's quite safe for me to assume that we have something here, but apart from those isolated, sacred moments that are fewer and farther in between than i'd like them to be, you act just like all the others.
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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Fivebretz
Haders Gonna Hade
Join date: May 2008
40 IQ
#15
It's all fun and games when you relentlessly tease me about who I'm "into" atm until it turns out its you...:s

EDIT: I really had no intention of starting this thread for replies, I saw the idea on another forum and thought it was interesting. Also, lots of replies wouldn't be a bad thing. I guess you also think a band with lots of fans is a "sell-out?"
Last edited by Fivebretz at May 12, 2009,
strat0blaster
growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
50 IQ
#16
I think you're a chump - you can't even tell the people to their face without your falsetto thin spine snapping like a twig, forcing you to retreat.

Just kidding.

Seriously though - I tell people what I think in person or I don't say it at all. If you can't man up, don't have the opinion.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Drmckool
Self-proclaimed doctorate
Join date: Aug 2006
200 IQ
#17
1) Shut up
2) i hate your girlfriend/boyfriend
3) leave me the **** alone
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
Zugunruhe
Guy #2 in Steve Vai's pic
Join date: Jan 2008
20 IQ
#18
Quote by Le_Bunny
Ok, you have a problem. Everybody has problems. Stop bloody whingeing and face it

wait, was that a typo, or is whingeing actually a real word. because i like it.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
20 IQ
#20
I'm kind of reluctant to get in a relationship at the moment, but I suppose I could get over that, I just don't want to fuck up our friendship - which I value a great deal.

I wish I realized you had feelings for me before school ended. Well, I guess I'll see you in late August, and we can take things from there if you're still into me.
strat0blaster
growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
50 IQ
#21
Quote by RU Experienced?
I'm kind of reluctant to get in a relationship at the moment, but I suppose I could get over that, I just don't want to fuck up our friendship - which I value a great deal.

I wish I realized you had feelings for me before school ended. Well, I guess I'll see you in late August, and we can take things from there if you're still into me.

Awesome. Pure awesome.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Le_Bunny
Anime/manga convert
Join date: Nov 2008
27 IQ
#22
Quote by Zugunruhe
wait, was that a typo, or is whingeing actually a real word. because i like it.


Real bro. Common in Australia.

Definitions of whinge on the Web:

-a cry; a complaint; to complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent manner
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whinge

-whine. I hear this a lot from mothers entreating their young children to "stop whingeing."
www.stensrude.com/Australia/Oz.html
Aquatinte
Registered User
Join date: May 2009
10 IQ
#23
'K.

You idiot! Your ignorance of real-life issues will be your downfall. I will laugh at your funeral because you kept repeating "global warming is a myth" as your condo on the beach in Florida flooded, and you drowned.

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What the hell? Stop following her around, creeper! She already flat-out refused you after you
kissed her on the face without warning. That didn't mean "try harder." It meant "LEAVE ME THE F#*% ALONE!" I know, she told me.

___________________


You suck at teaching! Why do we spend 6-week periods on single units that aren't even required for the state, then hurry through what should be month-long units in a matter of days because we ran out of time before testing? Yeah. YOU MESSED UP. It's too bad you have seniority here because I would LOVE to see you get laid off. Actually, I think I'd prefer you getting fired.
Last edited by Aquatinte at May 12, 2009,
ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
10 IQ
#24
youre ****ing annoying, stupid, and ugly as ****ing possible. i dont don't even know how its possible to be that ****ing ugly! i mean, your head is shaped like a balloon! also, the next time you say "geez, ryan!" i'm gonna ****ing punch you in the jaw.

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EDIT:

you're stupid. that's all there is to it.youre not a genius, youre not a good musician: playing three different notes on the B string for 4 seconds isn't a song, it's just ****ing annoying, and youre especially not a "love doctor". Every woman in the world doesnt want to have sex with you. they dont "want your balls". the only girlfriend youve ever gotten was because of me, because you told me to ****ing ask her out for you! also, you think every woman in the world is hot. You dont know what beauty is. You think beauty is a vagina. If i so much as even disagree with you on whether a girl is good looking or not you accuse me of "having too high standards". my standards arent too high, you just dont even have any and when someone opposes you on ANYTHING, anything at all your ego forces you to retalliate by coming up with some bull**** theory about how I'm stupid or doing that stupid pose where you flip me off and push your head back as far as you can ****ing get it. do that one more time and I'll punch you in the throat. I honestly don't know how you can be that ****ing narssicistic, you would have to try to be that ****ing annoying.

ok i think I'm done now.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
Last edited by ryan_nadon at May 12, 2009,
LiveLuvSkate
Is On a Boat
Join date: May 2009
10 IQ
#25
really? is this all needed? do you really have to **** with me soo much? i'm sick of it and you really need to get everything straight already cuz i'm sick of you screwing with my mind.
Fivebretz
Haders Gonna Hade
Join date: May 2008
40 IQ
#26
Maybe we could do our hypothetical sentences in italics or something, cos so far I've thought that pretty much every one was aimed at me until I read further into it :s...kinda unsettling lol
Zugunruhe
Guy #2 in Steve Vai's pic
Join date: Jan 2008
20 IQ
#27
Quote by Le_Bunny
Real bro. Common in Australia.

damn, im jealous.

i would move there, except i heard its full of gigantic killer crabs that secretly run the government through a series of human figureheads whose lives are so filled with evil they constantly pray for the swift death they will never receive. other then that, tho...
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I have no opinion on this matter.
huevos
Signt, oo Jaed?
Join date: Feb 2007
130 IQ
#29
Quote by strat0blaster
I think you're a chump - you can't even tell the people to their face without your falsetto thin spine snapping like a twig, forcing you to retreat.

Just kidding.

Seriously though - I tell people what I think in person or I don't say it at all. If you can't man up, don't have the opinion.


It's called being tactful.
Not that you have to lie or anything, but there are times you should keep your opinions to yourself.
JackWhiteIsButts
Hard Boyled
Join date: Mar 2008
20 IQ
#30
Quote by strat0blaster
Awesome. Pure awesome.

I don't know if awesome is how I'd describe it

Kind of hard to kindle a relationship when she's in Pennsylvania and I'm in D.C. Oh well, at least I crashed in her bed with her before leaving. Felt her boob and everything.
Tag43
for the lulz
Join date: Mar 2008
106 IQ
#31
You must feel so cool, to call me your friend and just call me the most f--ked up things.
Ssargentslayer
Registered Abuser
Join date: Sep 2007
30 IQ
#32
Your boyfriend is an ugly, cocky piece of **** that doesn't shut up and deserves to be ****ed over to know what it feels like to be hurt! That ****ing bastard takes everything he has for granted and doesn't even deserve what he has

There is a lot more...
biga29
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2008
253 IQ
#33
Quote by YourDad
I KNOW WHO WAS PHONE, AND IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How to prove it...


I still don't get why phone can't be the chicks mom... no where in that little plethora of herpes-filled text does it say that voice is a man's voice...
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
Misticalz
UGs Triangle Player
Join date: Nov 2008
10 IQ
#34
I honestly feel like those of you who bitch at others about being attention *****s are sad people who don't have as much attention from their peers and as much as they like to convince themselves they don't want any attention they still want it and secretly hate those who try to openly try and essentially get it while those whiny people lose it.

I also believe that people who are attention *****s should've gotten nicer parents or better friends (bfs and gfs included) or parents who gave them less attention.

I like irony.
I've gotten a lot of LOLs in my time but I choose not to sig them to not look like a pretentious douchebag





ILIKEMUSICALOT
LOL!
Join date: Apr 2004
20 IQ
#35
I love you so ****ing much but please, just give me some goddamned space. Don't call me every five seconds when I'm away. If I'm doing something like watching a movie or playing a video game, don't stand in front of me with the intentions of being cute. It's not cute. It's annoying and it pisses me the **** off. If a friend wants me to go someplace with them and you don't want to go, DON'T. You don't have to tag along because you feel you need to be by me every second. Trust me, it's not a good thing when you complain the whole time you're with us because you don't want to be where we are at in the first place. I am hanging out with my friend because I want to. No one said you had to do the same. I love you and I let you live your life like a normal human being with your own personal space. I know you don't do it intentionally and you don't do it with intentions of being a bitch, but give me some ****ing space woman.

Oh, and I don't hold that **** in. I tell her this **** at least every other day, haha. Just wanted to share a part of my life with you guys.
To be at peace would be a sin. It's surely unAmerican.
strat0blaster
growing out of the snake
Join date: Feb 2008
50 IQ
#36
Quote by RU Experienced?
I don't know if awesome is how I'd describe it

Kind of hard to kindle a relationship when she's in Pennsylvania and I'm in D.C. Oh well, at least I crashed in her bed with her before leaving. Felt her boob and everything.

Oh - apologies...

I thought that was a joke directed at TS.... In which case, it was funny.

Actuality dictates that it's not. My bad.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
mental_zer0
ME OTO EM
Join date: Aug 2006
110 IQ
#37
you are a ****ing awful teacher. you treat the everyone as though they were designed to do everything you wish at the precise moment you want it. sure some of the kids act up but thats no excuse for wasting everyone elses valuable time flaunting yourself. trying to make yourself seem more important than you ever will be. most everyone at the school despises you. i count myself among them, but youre lucky that i at least feel sorry for you. no one could possibly find you tolerable in anyway and youre doomed to a life condescension and bitter reciprocation. burn in hell.

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ive always tried to make it obvious how much i love you. you always tell me you do but i hardly see you show me that you do.

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i cant help but be incredibly jealous when i see you with anyone else. i trust you more than anything but i cant keep myself from from thinking that everyone you meet is a step up from me and that you cant wait to find him so you can dump me, no strings attached.

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it took until someone threatened your life to end it with that soul sucking bitch? grows some balls. it should have been over months ago you sex addicted pansy

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i need psychedelics just to get back UP to baseline. at least, what my mind is telling me is baseline. i could just be going insane.
Le_Bunny
Anime/manga convert
Join date: Nov 2008
27 IQ
#38
Quote by Zugunruhe
damn, im jealous.

i would move there, except i heard its full of gigantic killer crabs that secretly run the government through a series of human figureheads whose lives are so filled with evil they constantly pray for the swift death they will never receive. other then that, tho...


Crab people run every developed country and large business, haven't you heard? That doesn't stop you speaking in Aussie slang- turn on the inner bogan and watch in awe as fellow Americans flock to you asking about kangaroos and boomerangs. Bloody oath!

Quote by Misticalz
I honestly feel like those of you who bitch at others about being attention *****s are sad people ...


Bitching about attention wh0res bitching about attention wh0res, in effect calling yourself an attenwion wh0re... mindFFFFFFUUUUUUUU...
Ottopilot
halt! hammerzeit
Join date: May 2009
10 IQ
#39
No. Shut up. I do NOT think he likes you, and I hope you fall down a very large flight of stairs. A flight of Ugly Mofo stairs hitting every last What The F*ck Is That step on the way down. May all of your worrying and nagging give you the most agonizing of ulcers. And give me back my CDs, goddammit.
TooFast
Sometimes slow
Join date: Jan 2007
31 IQ
#40
I Liek Chocolate Milk!
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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