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#1
I personally can't do it, but I imagine most of you are pretty experienced in the art.

Discuss. You may also lead into another topic from this one and so on.
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#5
Ah, this is in the metal forum, as if he's trying to say that people that listen to metal are self-c0cksuckers.

Oh wait, that's the joke.

What a knee-slapper.
#6
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I did it once. Really hurt my back.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#7
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Ah, this is in the metal forum, as if he's trying to say that people that listen to metal are self-c0cksuckers.

Oh wait, that's the joke.

What a knee-slapper.

You're the cooliest person on the internet in the history of ever.
#9
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I personally can't do it, but I imagine most of you are pretty experienced in the art.

Discuss. You may also lead into another topic from this one and so on.



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#10
Meh, gone off Metalocalypse quite a bit. It got old after the first series really.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#11
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You're the cooliest person on the internet in the history of ever.


Well it's great to know that I have your approval.
#12
*self-stickies thread* This is Substance Mk3, right?
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#14
Yes, Frederick, it is.

So, self fellation. How about it?
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#16
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Meh, gone off Metalocalypse quite a bit. It got old after the first series really.


There are only two. -_-

One of my favorite episodes.
There was also a Nip/Tuck episode on the subject.
#17
Hahaha, *instant rimshot*

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Yes, Frederick, it is.

So, self fellation. How about it?


How did you guess my name!?
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#18
I am your long-lost father, whom you never knew.
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#19
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#20
I cannot do it.
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#21
This thread title is going to attract pit monkeys like crazy.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#23
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This thread title is going to attract pit monkeys like crazy.

You're already here.
#24
Also everyone needs to read my post in the Pagan Fest thread because I wrote it
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#26
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Also everyone needs to read my post in the Pagan Fest thread because I wrote it

But why did you wrote it?

Let's just stop and consider that for a moment.
#27
Never tried, but seeing as I'm not very flexible, I'm guessing I can't.
But here's a short little story: Just when I started continuation school, I talked to a girl, to get to get to know some people. We figured out we knew the same person, and just as we figured that out she says: "Did you know he once sucked his own dick?"
Welcome to continuation school...
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#28
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But why did you wrote it?

Let's just stop and consider that for a moment.



I'm just helping you in your quest of formulating better opinions Verm my boy.

New. Improved. Shiny opinions.

Yours are just... shallow and pedantic.

Yes quite.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#29
I see no attraction in sucking ones own dick.
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#30
I wouldn't mind being able to suck my own dick, but I'm really inflexible
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#31
VG, my man. I know you're a big Countess fanboy. So halp me out.

Is it just my rip or does The Book of the Heretic have obnoxiously loud bass? The composition of the album is brilliant, but the bass generally irritates me when I listen to it.

Also, where the hell can I start with Nu? I have the debut and I'm liking it a lot.
#33
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Also everyone needs to read my post in the Pagan Fest thread because I wrote it


I read it, I enjoyed it.
#34
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VG, my man. I know you're a big Countess fanboy. So halp me out.

Is it just my rip or does The Book of the Heretic have obnoxiously loud bass? The composition of the album is brilliant, but the bass generally irritates me when I listen to it.

Also, where the hell can I start with Nu? I have the debut and I'm liking it a lot.


Its a common belief that the bass is way to punchy and way to loud. It takes getting used too. Don't be afraid to play around with your EQ on the album.
amazing amazing amazing album though, no? You really should buy the CD. Its an absolute gem. Its a book really, with an intriguing story that most BM bands half ass everything at.

and FINALLY fucking someone is listening to Ñu! I've tried to whore them out so much but no one listens. Essential Prog. True Prog.

Cuentos de ayer y de hoy is my favorite, but all of them have a great flavor. El Mensaje Del Mago and A Golpe de Latigo would be good next choices.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#35
once again i thought this was about a new band
My sig is better than yours
#36
Also Power The Revenge of the Horned One Part I and Heilig Vuur are amazing.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#37
Hey guys what's going on, don't mind me, just posting in Substance V3.

Seriously though, is this Substance V3?
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#38
I think I first listened to Nu from your mixtape a while back. Really enjoyed it, particularly the flute.

I've listened to all of Countess's releases atleast a few times.

Heilig Vurr and Holocaust of the God Believers are probably my two favorites.

^I asked the same question. Just assume it is.
#39
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This thread title is going to attract pit monkeys like crazy.

Yeah... Isn't the point of not just calling it "Metal Chat" to keep as many idiots out as possible?
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#40
Is it gay to take a load in the mouth if its your own?
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