Led Pepplin
Herp Derp
Join date: Jan 2009
691 IQ
#1
Works just like the "You know your rig sucks when..." game, except this is with bands. I'll start:

You know your band sucks when you have to bring in a guest guitarist for your cover of "Eruption".
Carl6661
UG Freak
Join date: Oct 2007
2,096 IQ
#2
When Guitar-Pro sounds better than you do.

(Yes, I'm shxt at these games, sorry.)
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Pi guitars are coming
Join date: Jun 2002
284 IQ
#3
You know your band sucks when a high school band has a better draw than you do.
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Join date: Aug 2008
314 IQ
#4
When the only people in the audience are dead? Or deaf..idk...i suck at these games.
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justinb904
Mother F***ing Engines
Join date: Dec 2007
455 IQ
#5
When you think pop-punk expresses the full technical ability of your band and you do this because you want to be "different".

When you site Nirvana as inspiration for your solos. (not bashing nirvana, just the simple solos)
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hippotato7
Nate
Join date: Jan 2007
135 IQ
#6
Quote by Led Pepplin
Works just like the "You know your rig sucks when..." game, except this is with bands. I'll start:

You know your band sucks when you have to bring in a guest guitarist for your cover of "Eruption".


You know your band sucks when you play Eruption. ever.
dog_eared_page
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2007
27 IQ
#7
When boys who straighten there hair and wear anoying colour listen to you.
MRavioli
Thread Killer
Join date: Dec 2007
1,137 IQ
#9
You watch a porno and the background music is your new single.
LedDaveZeppelin
UG Freak
Join date: Aug 2007
11,641 IQ
#11
You know your band sucks when...When people start booooing you?

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PlaguePlaymate
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Join date: Apr 2009
339 IQ
#14
You know your band sucks when the only audience members consist of the legally deaf and a collection of dead people one of the more demented deaf people brought along for the ride.
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IQuitMyDayJob
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2008
61 IQ
#15
When Rolling Stones does a cover piece on you, and you're Bruce Willis.
(hypothetically)
BK202
The Shape of Jazz To Come
Join date: Jul 2008
614 IQ
#16
When your number one influence is DragonForce.

When the Korean guy who covers Elvis songs at the tavern down the street from where you're playing gets more people in the audience than you have.
hippotato7
Nate
Join date: Jan 2007
135 IQ
#18
Quote by BK202
When your number one influence is DragonForce.

When the Korean guy who covers Elvis songs at the tavern down the street from where you're playing gets more people in the audience than you have.


speaking from experience?
Sleipner
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2008
10 IQ
#19
When people start trying to use your music to execute prisoners.
soundgarden19
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2007
851 IQ
#20
When you don't know how to play your instruments correctly?
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BK202
The Shape of Jazz To Come
Join date: Jul 2008
614 IQ
#21
Quote by hippotato7
speaking from experience?

No, I've never been influenced by DragonForce , but we don't have any Korean Elvis impersonators in our town. I wish, though
Sinra
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2007
10 IQ
#23
When your guitar has no strings, and 5 colorful buttons (guitar hero).
LordWorm420
Banned
Join date: May 2009
50 IQ
#24
you know your band sucks when your name is Herman Li.

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.
So-Cal
Banned
Join date: Jun 2009
264 IQ
#25
you know your band sucks when your name is Herman Li.

rofl
BK202
The Shape of Jazz To Come
Join date: Jul 2008
614 IQ
#26
Quote by LordWorm420
you know your band sucks when your name is Herman Li.

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

I already threw in the Mandantory "Dragonforce/Herman Li sucks" joke!