#1
he would be a great vocalist, obviously. his loudness would make your average death metal band sound like a feather hitting the ground.
#3
I thought he was already the vocalist for Psychostick?


LOL
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#5
Lol. The song "Kaboom!" pretty much writes itself. Insta-classic.
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#6
Billy Mays cums Oxy-clean while yelling KABOOM and fingering his Mighty Putty.
Afterward, he sinks his Samurai Shark into your Big City Slider Station

Then he goes home and fucks his wife, Candace.

Here is a list of his famous products:
Known as
TV pitchman for
OxiClean,
Orange Glo,
Kaboom,
Engrave It,
Handy Switch,
iCan,
Mighty Mendit,
Mighty Putty (regular) &
Mighty Putty Wood,
Hercules Hook,
AwesomeAuger,
Steam Buddy,
Zorbeez,
Big City Slider Station,
The Ding King,
ESPN 360,
Energize,
Impact Gel Insoles,
Omni DualSaw,
Jupiter Jack,
What Odor?,
Tool Bandit,
SIMONIZ Instant Shine,
SIMONIZ fix it! (regular) &
fix it! PRO,
Gopher,
Samurai Shark,
Grater Plater,
Ragazzi's Pizza


I guess something happened to his shirts or something.


His house is probably really fuckin clean