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#1
Ok so me and my girlfriend have had sex on many ocassions. There were also ocassions where the condoms would piss me off so I would get rid of it. Silly I know but whatever..I would just pull out or whatever. Yeah, whoever said that pulling out is a safe method is silly. I talked to her today and she told me that she woke up at 7am this morning just to puke. She has no idea why and she feels like ****. Sound like mornin sickness to me, usually the first sign of pregnancy. Anyway...I'm going to the Navy later this year. She is only 15. We are not having this kid if she is pregnant. But she doesn't believe abortion is right. Anyway, I wanna convince her to get that abortion pill if she is pregnant. Um. I don't know if I wanna tell my parents this but I might need help with money. Are they cheap to get/can you get help? I hear its about 400 bucks. I refuse to believe that she coincidentally got sick randomly and started puking and feeling **** when she was fine a few hours earlier. I just don't really know what to do. Any help?
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#2
Fool.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#6
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Fool.

this.. condoms are there for a reason douchebag..
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#8
Cool story, bro.
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#9
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Fool.


+1
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#10
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#12
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Fool.

+1

Good luck dude.
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#17
good luck bro. I would not like to be you right now. Wait and see he she misses. Also that pill only works 3 days after the sex that caused the pregnancy
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#19
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Silly I know but whatever..I would just pull out or whatever.


No, not whatever, it is silly.

How old are you anyway?
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#21
How the **** can a condom piss you off?
You deserve it.
You're joining the Navy and she's 15. How old are you?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#22
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Well played my friend
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touche sir.
#23
You sound like a Chav.
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#24
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No, not whatever, it is silly.

How old are you anyway?


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#27
Why is a eighteen year old having sex with a fifteen year old? That's messed up!

If you are old enough to have sex, you should be old enough to handle your business! So why would you need help?
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#29
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Uhm...take a pregnancy test before you drop 400 bucks on a possible solution?

that would be the smart thing to do

but i'm not sure you'll do that
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the condoms would piss me off so I would get rid of it

you do have a history of not doing the smart thing after all
#31
Congratulations, you've probably ruined your girlfriend's (young) life.
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#32
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#33
Maybe you should discuss this with her instead of trying to force her to get rid of what you're not even sure exists.
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#34


You're welcome.
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touche sir.
#35
Cool Story Bro...

I'm sorry I had to say that. Im feeling more of a....

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#36
no ****ing comment on this one....Jesus help the stupid
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#37
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18

Where's Chris Hansen?
Are you serious dude? You couldn't find a girl YOUR age? Ew.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#38
the morning after pill is only to be used if the condom breaks or there are health issues with the woman that could complicate pregnancy. it does not cost 400$. next time, **** a bitch ur own age. that would help matters alot.


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