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#1
Alright pit what would be some things that would cause an extremely awkward situation in the ER. I'll start ya off:

Patient: Please, can I have a prostate exam please?
ER guy: 0_o

aaaaand go!

Ok, cred to el-ECTRO for inspiring this. And maskimx.
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Last edited by velocigecko at Jun 25, 2009,
#2
trying to explain to the EMT how you managed to accidentally saw off both your hands with a band saw!
70's rocked,80's sucked! 90's were Awesome! 2000's suck as well (vocader Hip-Hop, Jamacian sounding R&B and all the rock bands sound the same (Hinder/Saving Abel/Buck Cherry)See a pattern?Heres hoping the next decade dares to sound different!
#3
OH YOU BITCH.

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#6
I take it the other thread got deleted.
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No I'm not Jesus. I would aspire to be though. I think under circumstances he would let you pay less if you needed to.
#8
Quote by maskimx
Did my thread inspire you, by any chance?


This was my idea

I demand credit in the OP
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#9
Quote by Little_Buster
I take it the other thread got deleted.



Yeah, I just deleted it. :P
#11
Quote by el-ECTRO
This was my idea

I demand credit in the OP



I am fairly certain that the idea of pen insertion into one's rectum was the source of inspiration for this thread, good sir.
#13
Quote by maskimx
Yeah, I just deleted it. :P

That was BS i had a good response to teh last one...anyway here it is again:

Explaining how you managed to get a pen cap lodged in your rectum.
#14
I had to go in for a scrotal ultrasound the other day....................
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#15
random: I CAME BL00D
er guy: so how did you CUM BL00D?
random: ........
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#16
Quote by maskimx
I am fairly certain that the idea of pen insertion into one's rectum was the source of inspiration for this thread, good sir.


1) But I posted in that thread saying it should be renamed 'What would be awkard to have to explain to the paramedics?'

2) Not sir, madam.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#17


Could only find a google cache.
Sunn O))):
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#18
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I had to go in for a scrotal ultrasound the other day....................


Thats nice

So when is it due?
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#19
"So you see I was trying to replace the broken lightbulb when I accidentally tripped and fell onto the extra lightbulb I rested on the floor. Oh and I was naked at the time...

And that's how it got in my anus.
#20
Listen. I don't want to hear all the reasons why that shouldn't be done with a cucumber and K.Y. Jelly, just fix me!

Oh, and also... How'd that guitar slide fit up your ass, anyway?
Last edited by restless_thrash at Jun 25, 2009,
#21
Explaining how you glued your hand to your dick (we've all seen american pie 2, no?)
#22
Quote by digman50
random: I CAME BL00D
er guy: so how did you CUM BL00D?
random: ........


Fail.
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No I'm not Jesus. I would aspire to be though. I think under circumstances he would let you pay less if you needed to.
#24
Man : sir, i have a problem in my sphincter
ER doctor: did you lodge a glass jar into your anus?!
Man: it shattered! Help me!

Offtopic: Hey, im in your sig, TS
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That is quite unique...

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What? She said "just solder it back together"?


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"Hey guys check out this cool penis!"


LOL
#25
I'd like to have my pelvis x-ray'd...




















...don't ask me how they got there, just take them off!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jun 25, 2009,
#26
hahaha, your example has 2 pleases....grammar fail!

reminds me of my friends letters to absolutely everything at college. the place i go to has a policy of making people write letters for things, to give them life skills and such.

we had to write letters in our last year in secondary school to be a prefect, while everybody else penned long letters (mine was 2 pages long) about what they would add to the school and how, he wrote:

please can i be a prefect, please?

also, to get into 6th form, we had to write a letter as to why we should be allowed to come back for 2 extra years, we all wrote about how much we'd study, and what a good impression we would give off for the school, he once again wrote:

please can i come to 6th form, please?

anyway, on topic, something i heard on a ben elton stand up show, going for a sperm donation, you produce the sample at home then, all the while keeping its container warm, take it to the clinic. and according to the doctors, the best way to warm it is put it between the cheeks of your backside. im not kidding.

but imagine, how would you explain yourself if you got knocked down by a car, then woke up in hospital...

Doctor: is there something you're not telling us sir......?
Last edited by Stud_Muffin at Jun 25, 2009,
#27
Quote by el-ECTRO
1) But I posted in that thread saying it should be renamed 'What would be awkard to have to explain to the paramedics?'

2) Not sir, madam.



Yes, good madam, but since MY idea of anal pen insertion inspired you to think of the paramedic idea, I think it would be fair to ultimately denote MY thread as the source of inspiration--albeit indirectly! Thank you and good day, we are finished, I presume, with this conversation!
#28
Quote by Stud_Muffin
hahaha, your example has 2 pleases....grammar fail!

reminds me of my friends letters to absolutely everything at college. the place i go to has a policy of making people write letters for things, to give them life skills and such.

we had to write letters in our last year in secondary school to be a prefect, while everybody else penned long letters (mine was 2 pages long) about what they would add to the school and how, he wrote:

please can i be a prefect, please?

also, to get into 6th form, we had to write a letter as to why we should be allowed to come back for 2 extra years, we all wrote about how much we'd study, and what a good impression we would give off for the school, he once again wrote:

please can i come to 6th form, please?

anyway, on topic, something i heard on a ben elton stand up show, going for a sperm donation, you produce the sample at home then, all the while keeping its container warm, take it to the clinic. and according to the doctors, the best way to warm it is put it between the cheeks of your backside. im not kidding.

but imagine, how would you explain yourself if you got knocked down by a car, then woke up in hospital...

Doctor: is there something you're not telling us sir......?


Warm?!

WARM?!

Warming sperm will kill it, making it useless.
It needs to be cold - which is why it's naturally stored in bags OUTSIDE your [hot] body.
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#29
Quote by dethklokrulz!
Man : sir, i have a problem in my sphincter
ER doctor: did you lodge a glass jar into your anus?!
Man: it shattered! Help me!

Offtopic: Hey, im in your sig, TS


Oh my god I saw that video.
#30
Quote by maskimx
Yes, good madam, but since MY idea of anal pen insertion inspired you to think of the paramedic idea, I think it would be fair to ultimately denote MY thread as the source of inspiration--albeit indirectly! Thank you and good day, we are finished, I presume, with this conversation!


Shall we just join forces and both demand credit in the OP?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#31
Quote by maskimx
Yes, good madam, but since MY idea of anal pen insertion inspired you to think of the paramedic idea, I think it would be fair to ultimately denote MY thread as the source of inspiration--albeit indirectly! Thank you and good day, we are finished, I presume, with this conversation!


I agree with this man's logic. +1 to you good sir.

Don't let the woman get what she wants.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#32
Quote by Simsimius
Warm?!

WARM?!

Warming sperm will kill it, making it useless.
It needs to be cold - which is why it's naturally stored in bags OUTSIDE your [hot] body.


Now he has no way of hiding his homosexuality.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#33
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It's Quagmire again...
No, it's in the window this time.."
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...Wrong.



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#34
Quote by elekguit
I agree with this man's logic. +1 to you good sir.

Don't let the woman get what she wants.


wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#35
Quote by Simsimius
Warm?!

WARM?!

Warming sperm will kill it, making it useless.
It needs to be cold - which is why it's naturally stored in bags OUTSIDE your [hot] body.



Yeah...tightey whiteys KILL sperm, not save it. Why else do you think Ellen DeGeneres has not spread her demon spawn all over the world?
#36
Quote by DirtyMakik
I'd like to have my pelvis x-ray'd...

















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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#37
Quote by el-ECTRO


I know, I fail. Lol.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#38
Quote by Fardarkcrow
Oh my god I saw that video.


I feel so sorry for you...


and me too.
Quote by thanksgiving
That is quite unique...

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What? She said "just solder it back together"?


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"Hey guys check out this cool penis!"


LOL
#39
Quote by el-ECTRO



But I am a man of magnamity and I shall deign to share my glory with you. *sniff*
#40
Quote by CFH82


funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
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