#1
So I just urinated in a pepsi can i just finished, im hoping i don't wake up, feel theres liquid inside and drink it...
#8
Slept in when my girlfriend wanted me to get up at 6 AM I told her I fell asleep and didn't set my alarm.
#10
ha for 3 weeks all ive done is wake at the crack at noon, play gat and smoke pot, good student life
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#11
Quote by TheWEBBY
So I just urinated in a pepsi can i just finished, im hoping i don't wake up, feel theres liquid inside and drink it...

Dude my friend did that
#13
Walked around town for 3 hours looking for a job.

I'm a go getter!
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#14
Went to bed at 6am, woke up at 3 and smoked a bowl. Then back asleep until 7.
#15
Quote by TheWEBBY
So I just urinated in a pepsi can i just finished, im hoping i don't wake up, feel theres liquid inside and drink it...



I AM
so happy
somebody else
does that


and yes be careful, i sipped a mouthfull of piss once realized what i had done and spit it everywhere, then realized hmmm so i peed in my mouth and spit it on to the couch.
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#16
I woke up late and watched daytime kids shows for a while. I didn't want to mow my lawn so I said it was too windy to go outside and played video games instead.
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#17
I was sitting on the couch, randomly noodling on my guitar whilst watching a blank TV screen. My brother came in and told me he wanted to play vidja games, and I made him take the ps3 and hook it up in a nother room cuz I didnt want to get up lol.
#18
Quote by Garret.
I woke up late and watched daytime kids shows for a while.


I'm often guilty of that, one time I didn't feel well and stayed home during school and I forgot that they play kids shows during school hours all day so I watched kids shows untill i realized what i was doing around lunch time so I ended up watching kids shows from like 4 in the morning to 12:30, quite a productive morning i would say

the only good part that came out of that is the fact i have the wonder pets theme song memorized
Last edited by TheWEBBY at Jun 26, 2009,
#19
Had a pretty bad hangover yesterday so I stayed in bed till the afternoon and then just watched tv and was on the computer the rest of the day.
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