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Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.



BBC NEWS
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Who says you can't be productive and high at the same time?
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"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles. Then they crash"
Lara Giddings, government official


this has to be one of the most amusing real-life stories i've read in a while
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Who says you can't be productive and high at the same time?


have you ever been high on opium?
because trust me it doesn't make anyone very productive.
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I read this earlier, i just imaged hundreds of them just rolling around.



How does a wallaby look like? A mini-kangaroo?
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pretty much. there's a pic in that link in the first post
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pretty much. there's a pic in that link in the first post


Cute.....heh, I just thought of what a wallaby would look like if it were stoned, its eyes all red and stuff.
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as i was reading that article, the dope show by marilyn manson came on my ipod. and i lol'd. a lot.

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Quote by Barbara Ann Levy, West Palm Beach, Florida
My cat Monkey, a Tonkinese cat, started to walk in circles mysteriously about two months ago. My suspicion is the radar from the two police cars parked in front of my apartment building has an effect or sonar like sound that humans cannot hear may have an effect. I was struck by this news article and had to respond.


Wtf? Stupid American bitch. How the hell does this got to do with the story?! Does she have a poppy field behind her house or something?

Jesus! The stupidity of some people...

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ahaha yea i saw that. the other comments were quite funny as well although more on topic
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How does a wallaby look like? A mini-kangaroo?


mini-kangaroos are wallaby-wannabies. wannabie-wallabies. wab... err.
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mini-kangaroos are wallaby-wannabies. wannabie-wallabies. wab... err.


I lol'ed so hard at that
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That's just great now we are gonna hafto have Drug rehabs for animals allso
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haha can you imagine a wallaby comedown


<_> DOOOODD what did we do last night?

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ahaha nice poster you've got going there
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Now I'm imagining this guy stoned...


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And I didn't know Australia produced so much opium.
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Oh god, I'm going to quit living this life, move over to Australia and live with the wallabys!
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"Wallabies in the opium fields? Crikey!"
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And if I did that, they'd lock me away.
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How do they make the intricate designs? hmmmm....

+1

normally im not all about conspiracy theories but this is the first thing i thought when i saw this. when you make such an asinine excuse for crop circles it's hard not to read more into it
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it would be nice if they had photos up of their crop circle designs lol
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