#1
And I have two questions.

1.) What was the name of that one Autobot. He was a really nice silver car with blades on both his arms, he never really spoke much.

2.) Why are there so many reoccurring themes in this movie. Seriously, if you are a fan of transformers you have seen this all before. (No spoilers) but seriously, I knew how the movie was going to play out as soon as it began almost.
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#2
wat? i was all distracted by megan fox when all of that happened
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#3
i think it was sideswipe.

i loved this one... it was 5x better than the first one IMO... the entire time i was hoping it wouldn't end. it was really nostalgic when comparing the original animated one to this one
#4
I believe the silver car being the Corvette was called Sideswipe. Dont hold me to it, but it was the one that sliced the Audi in half, right?
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all i noticed in that movie was how sexy megan fox was in white pants...
and everyone knows what whitepants means.....


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I believe the silver car being the Corvette was called Sideswipe. Dont hold me to it, but it was the one that sliced the Audi in half, right?


You mean in the beginning, yeah thats the one.
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without Megan Fox, Transformers is a 2 and a half hour long GM commercial
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anyone know where the 2 black autobots went after fighting with the giant decepiticon???they were fighting one minute the nthe next they just show the giant walking away....
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anyone know where the 2 black autobots went after fighting with the giant decepiticon???they were fighting one minute the nthe next they just show the giant walking away....


nope...i was too busy watching megan fox
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#10
Just checked Wikipedia, that car's name is Sideswipe.

Now onto the second question.

I think I had a third, but I forget it at the moment
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#11
Yeah I was wondering the same thing. Those two were a nice comic relief, and kicked some ass when they needed too. Bumble Bee owned some face near the end!
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Did anything happen after the credits?

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#13
Megan Fox made the movie great, just saw it...think I came in my pants.
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#14
Nah...they didnt! I was hoping so because I waited.
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Just checked Wikipedia, that car's name is Sideswipe.

Now onto the second question.

I think I had a third, but I forget it at the moment

for a few reasons

1. Same director who likes making same movie

2. Some people think more is better. More transformers 1 = better

3. You forget it comes from a line of toys, essentially a kids movie beefed up for older audiences

4. Who gives a fuck about plot when you've got MEGAN FOX?
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#17
Yeah...You can definitely see they were shooting for the target audience of the 11-28 range of adult males hence the explosions, large transforming cars, and Megan Fox with tons of slow mo shots....
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#18
I haven't seen the new Transformers, so I really don't know enough about it to be discussing it, but something in the trailer bothered me. Why in the hell would robots need to carve runes into stones? They have computers for heads. Why can't they just email.
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I haven't seen the new Transformers, so I really don't know enough about it to be discussing it, but something in the trailer bothered me. Why in the hell would robots need to carve runes into stones? They have computers for heads. Why can't they just email.


You are an idiot. No offense.

Watch the movie.
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mudflap was one of the twins names I'm pretty sure.
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Watch the movie.


Nope. First one was stupid and Michael Bay's a disease upon the film industry.
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#22
i actually just got home from watching it. personally there were WAY to many one liners! i mean yeah they throw all that action in your face but thats about as far as it goes and it could have been a good hour shorter
#23
Fucking Terrible movie.

Why did everything have to explode?

Infantile comic relief. It was fucking nauseating.

Awful dialogue

Awful acting

Even the action scenes were awful. The camera moved around too much for you to see what was going on.

Why did the blender and the toaster and the wall clock have guns?

What is Michael Bay like 10 years old? All the jokes were aimed at pre-teens. I've already mentioned it, but everything explodes! Why does everything have to explode?

*spoiler alert*

The only good scene was the one where Optimus dies. Not cause he dies, just cause it was the best robot fight scene.

Next movie needs more robot melee, much less shooting and explosions and get rid of the fucking parents and all the other terrible forms of so called 'humour'

I'd rate it 2/10

Ayone who likes this movie must be retarded.
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for a few reasons

1. Same director who likes making same movie

2. Some people think more is better. More transformers 1 = better

3. You forget it comes from a line of toys, essentially a kids movie beefed up for older audiences

4. Who gives a fuck about plot when you've got MEGAN FOX?


I was thinking more along the lines of reoccurring theme's from the previous transformer TV series. Not to give out spoilers, but that is not the first time I have seen some of those things happen. And they didn't happen in the first movie.

edit:
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Way to give out the give out the exact spoilers I was thinking of.

I've seen that happen at least six times before in the TV series.
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Fucking Terrible movie.

Why did everything have to explode?

Infantile comic relief. It was fucking nauseating.

Awful dialogue

Awful acting

Even the action scenes were awful. The camera moved around too much for you to see what was going on.

Why did the blender and the toaster and the wall clock have guns?

What is Michael Bay like 10 years old? All the jokes were aimed at pre-teens. I've already mentioned it, but everything explodes! Why does everything have to explode?

*spoiler alert*

The only good scene was the one where Optimus dies. Not cause he dies, just cause it was the best robot fight scene.

Next movie needs more robot melee, much less shooting and explosions and get rid of the fucking parents and all the other terrible forms of so called 'humour'

I'd rate it 2/10

Ayone who likes this movie must be retarded.


The appliances had guns because that's what happens when the all spark creates new transformers, didn't you see the first movie with the vending machine? Weaponry is part of their anatomy I suppose.

The camera did not move too quick, I got the just of it, and it adds to the face-paced clash of titans feel. Plus they included all those generic "slow mo/300-esque/matrix rip off" scenes so you could clearly see during the various battles what was going on.

Yes the jokes were aimed at teens and people with lo-brow humour, that's the target audience, it's an action movie.

And I just want to say, the fight scene in the forest with optimus..

Megatron: is one life not worth the survival of our race? (or something)

Optimus: You won't stop at one! *dual swords* I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON ....RAWWWRR

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Fucking Terrible movie.

Why did everything have to explode?

Infantile comic relief. It was fucking nauseating.

Awful dialogue

Awful acting

Even the action scenes were awful. The camera moved around too much for you to see what was going on.

Why did the blender and the toaster and the wall clock have guns?

What is Michael Bay like 10 years old? All the jokes were aimed at pre-teens. I've already mentioned it, but everything explodes! Why does everything have to explode?

*spoiler alert*

The only good scene was the one where Optimus dies. Not cause he dies, just cause it was the best robot fight scene.

Next movie needs more robot melee, much less shooting and explosions and get rid of the fucking parents and all the other terrible forms of so called 'humour'

I'd rate it 2/10

Ayone who likes this movie must be retarded.


Wtf was with the dog humping? And the robot humping Megan Fox's leg? And the parents? And the racist robots?

Horrible movie. Awful. The dialogue was horrible. The acting was horrible. The camera work was awful. There was no plot. Full of cliches. Unfunny jokes. Bad characters. Way to long. Too much "eye candy." I could go on for days.
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#29
it was really terrible, for reasons stated previously. pretty ****ing long too, i was hoping it would end at about halfway through. and, wow, why does everyone love megan fox so much? she's hot, but come on, nothing extraordinary.
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Wtf was with the dog humping? And the robot humping Megan Fox's leg? And the parents? And the racist robots?

Horrible movie. Awful. The dialogue was horrible. The acting was horrible. The camera work was awful. There was no plot.


Yeah I was thinking that too. Lots of sexual innuendos in this movie.

One thing though, what kind of dumb airhead does that kid Sam have for a mom?

Seriously, I've seen grade school kids that have better intelligence and logic than her.
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#31
Thank god theres some people with sense in here. I tought i was all alone in hating this atrocity.
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it was really terrible, for reasons stated previously. pretty ****ing long too, i was hoping it would end at about halfway through. and, wow, why does everyone love megan fox so much? she's hot, but come on, nothing extraordinary.


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#33
I saw the original and didn't like it. I've yet to see this one but it doesn't look too special.

And by the way, what is it with everyone slobbering over this stick with tits Megan Fox?
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I saw the original and didn't like it. I've yet to see this one but it doesn't look too special.

And by the way, what is it with everyone slobbering over this stick with tits Megan Fox?


Pfft don't even say that about Megan Fox


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#35
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I saw the original and didn't like it. I've yet to see this one but it doesn't look too special.

And by the way, what is it with everyone slobbering over this stick with tits Megan Fox?


I was saying that way before anyone posted in this thread...really wish you guys were there when they were tearing me a new e-hole. I mean yes Megan Fox is..cute, but personally for me, she's tiny.
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for a few reasons

1. Same director who likes making same movie

2. Some people think more is better. More transformers 1 = better

3. You forget it comes from a line of toys, essentially a kids movie beefed up for older audiences

4. Who gives a fuck about plot when you've got MEGAN FOX?



#37
I haven't seen this movie, and I'm a bit hesitant on whether I should or not, since it has a 21% rating on rottentomatoes.