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#1
Or killed.



What do you do?!

What a predicament.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#2
in algebra, all i did was draw weird scenarios like this during class.
i failed algebra.
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Because the Bay Area is the ****.

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I'd be like "wtf, bro?" Then I'd promptly ice the bitch.
#3
what?
last time i checked, there isnt supposed to be a chasm and a pit of sharks between me and my Megan Fox pr0n...
Last edited by TheReverend724 at Jun 27, 2009,
#4
Swing down the fligg behind your mom, throw her in the water. Than jump on the sharks back and ride him to the computer.
#5
gravity gun
Quote by JimmyBanks6
this man is of knowledge


Woo someone said i was smart, how silly
#9
Grab your mom and do a Steven Segal neck snap. Then use her as a boat/plank and run across her to your Megan Fox porn. Problem solved.
#10
1. enter that thread titled "Three Years Ago"
2. look for posts by "Heaven's Gate"
3. ????
4. profit!
#11
well the mom already knows so....

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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#12
Quote by paulvxD
1. enter that thread titled "Three Years Ago"
2. look for posts by "Heaven's Gate"
3. ????
4. profit!

Epic thread. Epic night for the pit.
#15
Quote by Alex Vik
A. I don't like Megan Fox
B. I don't use lube or tissues
C. This would be a waste of time because of the previous answers.

Quote by Alex Vik

B. I don't use tissues

Quote by Alex Vik
tissues

You should try them!
Diezel, Motherfucker
#16
portal guns /thread
Yoda i be!

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its so much funner doing it with friends tho...........like masturbation

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With your post, the pit has its rightful name - the pit, the most lowest place on earth, after a 100 feet of earth and 200 feet of sh|t .
#17
hang off the cliff, kick the mom in the face and then throw her in the water, while the sharks are devouring her grab the chair and whack the sharks to death with it... then swim over to the computer
I am what I am, those motherf***ers don't give a damn- Anthony Kiedis (Suck My Kiss)
#19
^




Biggest win in decades


Quote by Alex Vik
A. I don't like Megan Fox
B. I don't use lube or tissues
C. This would be a waste of time because of the previous answers.



This
Check out my band Disturbed
#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
dont quote the entire pic ^


NO!

it must be repeated
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#24
you know,I can usually churn out a pretty epic solution or two with these theads,but Cory,thanks to you now every and everything will seem inadequete next to your epic gif.

I love you.
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#25



3X3 lolstack for you Corey

Just ****ing close this thread. Coreysmonster has won, in all forms. Nothing else will ever beat that.
#27


F*cking hilarious, Corey!



Used MS Paint so I guess it sucks..
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RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
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Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.


Likes to play thread games, also!

*[/dead]*
#31
Corey, if your name is Ryan, why is your username 'CoreysMonster'?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#32
Quote by CTFOD
Corey, if your name is Ryan, why is your username 'CoreysMonster'?


because of Corey Taylor from Slipknot. I've been using this username since I was 15
#33
Oh righty
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#34
Quote by gavz_verdikt


F*cking hilarious, Corey!



Used MS Paint so I guess it sucks..



that "whale" looks like a alien
#36
Quote by carl drew
iphone


What?

SynystEdit: Great fucking post CoreysMonster. I lold HARD.
Luck
Our Savior

Quote by burnboy85
where do snails get their shells, anyway?
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They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
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THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
Last edited by Synyster915 at Jun 27, 2009,
#37
Jesus Christ CoreysMonster. That was the best thing I've seen in decades.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
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