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#1
I know most people here know the preachie, people are not charitable enough but I have a billion dollars, I don't take my glasses off and I am important because I like to think I can sing a song U2 frontman Bono.

I propose we have a world peace festival where Barack Obama moonwalks and dances to either Billie Jean or Thriller then we nail Bono to a cross.

Afterwards, we have a summit with North Korea and Iran.

Also, a fund will be set up to build a rocket strong enough to send Hillary Clinton's ass into space forever.

Peace
#2
Ok.
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#3
be sure to video it and put it on u2be afterwards.
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#4
Great idea. You get on with organising it, we'll get on with fapping to internet porn.
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#5
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Great idea. You get on with organising it, we'll get on with fapping to internet porn.

Hell yeah.
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#6
He might be a prick, but he's done more for charity than you ever will.

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Great idea. You get on with organising it, we'll get on with fapping to internet porn.


Internet porn? Isn't that just two IP addresses fucking?
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#7
Wow. This sounds great, how did you even come up with such a great idea?

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#9
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I know most people here know the preachie, people are not charitable enough but I have a billion dollars, I don't take my glasses off and I am important because I like to think I can sing a song U2 frontman Bono.

I propose we have a world peace festival where Barack Obama moonwalks and dances to either Angel Of Death or I Wanna Be A Nazi then we nail TS to a cross.

Afterwards, we launch nukes into North Korea's allies and to hell with the consequences.

Also, a fund will be set up to build a rocket strong enough to send up Hillary Clinton's tight ass.

Peace


Agreed.
#11
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#12
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Internet porn? Isn't that just two IP addresses fucking?

This is softcore internet porn.
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+1

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#13
Lame
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#14
The plan is obviously flawless.
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#15
I don't understand why everyone flames on him for doing good. I'm not saying he's an angel but he's better than 99% of the greedy politicians and CEO's in America. Maybe people here should wake up and protest the real problem not a guy who at least makes some effort.
#18
i like the Obama part, i dislike the bono part


he should be tickled first
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#20
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Don't give it to him

Thats quite a good point actually.
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+1

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#21
hmm. Kill a man because he's contributed to charity and you dont like him? You'll have the support of the pit.
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#23
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He'll be Jesus and that's what he wants

Don't give it to him


Small price to pay to get rid of him. We could put the rest of U2 on the rocket if their egos will fit with Hillary's Big ass.
#24
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He might be a prick, but he's done more for charity than you ever will.


Internet porn? Isn't that just two IP addresses fucking?


an IP and a DNS duh

they configure automatically
#27
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Make sure it's after I see U2 in August. I'm not wasting £62.


Yes you are.
#28
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hmm. Kill a man because he's contributed to charity and you dont like him? You'll have the support of the pit.


no for world peace.
#29
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an IP and a DNS duh

they configure automatically



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#31
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Yes you are.

No, he's not. U2 are amazing live.

I like how this thread is just a bunch of uninformed idiots making snide remarks about Bono and U2 as if it's fact.

Truth is, they've done more for Africa and especially for music than you ever will in your entire lives, and yet you feel the need to criticise. It's hilarious.
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#32
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#33
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No, he's not. U2 are amazing live.

I like how this thread is just a bunch of uninformed idiots making snide remarks about Bono and U2 as if it's fact.

Truth is, they've done more for Africa and especially for music than you ever will in your entire lives, and yet you feel the need to criticise. It's hilarious.


You listen to Bob Marley. Your argument is invalid.
#34
Truth - I would rather Africa was dead if it meant I never had to hear another u2 song or see Bono it would be a small price to pay.

This thread is not about Bono it is about world peace
#36
YEEEEEES!!!111elevennene!!!

Lets nail him with rail road spikes. i really dont like him. i dont care what the purpose is just nail bono
#37
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You listen to Bob Marley. Your argument is invalid.

Ooh, game on. How so?
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#38
^Marley's songs are half generic reggae with the occassional token zouk movement, and half musical manifestations of his own incoherent misinformed drugged up ramblings.

disclaimer: I've never listened to him and indeed have been trolling from my first post in this thread.

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Lets nail him.. i really dont like him, but i dont care, i just wanna nail bono


Whatever you're into buddy.
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#39
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Whatever you're into buddy.

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didnt se it before now
#40
So you are going to crucify a man who is, admittedly a pretentious wanker but harmless, for world peace? Kind of a contradiction, methinks.
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