#1
Last Friday night I went out with the salesguys from work and we got loaded. I had forgotten to tell my wife and the promotions girl for Tequila asked me for my number so I wrote it down for her.

On Monday at work all my friends were asking me if she called, blah blah blah and I didn;t even remember doing it but I love my wife and don't want to lose my huge guitar collection by getting a divorce.

So my phone rings on Tuesday as I'm getting on the train to come home and it's the bar we were at. I'm thinking, oh no, I punched a waitress or didn't pay or something".

Turns out

I WON CONCERT TICKETS!!!!!!

FIRST ROW CENTER!!!!!


For Jimmy Buffett

#6
^^^that photo made it worth my time reading this thread with a misleading title. i was expecting you'd read between the lines in the bible somewhere and found something funny
#10
Quote by tom1thomas1
^^^that photo made it worth my time reading this thread with a misleading title. i was expecting you'd read between the lines in the bible somewhere and found something funny

mee too! but that pic is awesome
#12
Is this Jimmy Buffett person good? Who is this person?
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#13
Quote by carl drew
Last Friday night I went out with the salesguys from work and we got loaded. I had forgotten to tell my wife and the promotions girl for Tequila asked me for my number so I wrote it down for her.

On Monday at work all my friends were asking me if she called, blah blah blah and I didn;t even remember doing it but I love my wife and don't want to lose my huge guitar collection by getting a divorce.

So my phone rings on Tuesday as I'm getting on the train to come home and it's the bar we were at. I'm thinking, oh no, I punched a waitress or didn't pay or something".

Turns out

I WON CONCERT TICKETS!!!!!!

FIRST ROW CENTER!!!!!


For Jimmy Buffett




LOL, my old man loves Jimmy Buffett,
#18
I would like to see Jimmy Buffett
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#21
Quote by bendystraw
I got it started for you!

http://cooldrewsblog.blogspot.com/

Wow...I actually lol'ed, with sound and everything. Nice work
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...holy **** the biggest ****ing golf cart ever just rolled past my backyard... i **** u not
#22
Jimmy Buffet tickets are worth some serious loot. I saw him in fourth grade and I remember it as being pretty fun but some drunk guy stole my lawn chair.