#1
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/exclusive/bachelor-party-stripper-confessions-0305



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Guys make idiots of themselves in other ways too. At one party, the bride’s little brother was there. He was 18 or so, still in high school, and they got him totally wasted. All of a sudden, right in the middle of our show, he pulled out his penis and started playing with himself. In front of everybody! His father walked up to him and said, “Son, are you sure you want to be doing this?” The kid slurred “Leave me alone” and just kept going. He eventually passed out cold with it in his hand. "


"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#2
So . . . Cosmo, eh Paddy?


And the truth comes out . . .
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#3
Quote by Seryaph
So . . . Cosmo, eh Paddy?


And the truth comes out . . .

How else can I learn how to please my man...


...err, scratch that


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"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#5
They ask us to do it again. And again, and again. So we kiss, and we kiss, and then we go into hardcore girl-on-girl action: kissing, sucking, licking. She sucks my toes and nibbles on my legs and inner thighs. There’s lots of neck biting, lots of nipple play, and ultimately, oral sex. While this is going on, the guys are yelling things like “Woohoo!” “Oh my God!” “Holy ****, I can’t believe I’m seeing this!” and “This is better than porn!”

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#6
" Don't give me wrong, beautiful women are great, but the thought of having stuff like this around me ANYTIME while I'm in a serious relationship disgusts me. "



Oh my. Satire? I can't believe someone said that. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
#9
Some of that was great.
Some of it was kind of gross.
All of it was pretty funny.
One time when I arrived at a party, the guys told me that the bachelor was “borderline.” I was like “What does that mean? Whatever — bring it on!” Well, here’s what it meant: He might puke. As soon as we started dancing, he threw up on our legs. Then he passed out.

My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#10
That's funny.

But Cosmo is also full of other crap girls take to seriously like:

"Surprise your man with a romantic dinner, doesn't matter what day it is, he'll love it."

It was good, but the game was on, and I missed it. We made love, but, the game was on..

ಥ_ಥ
#11
This spoils everything...

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I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#14
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That's funny.

But Cosmo is also full of other crap girls take to seriously like:

"Surprise your man with a romantic dinner, doesn't matter what day it is, he'll love it."

It was good, but the game was on, and I missed it. We made love, but, the game was on..



I think real men need to take control of that magazine secretly. Here's how that should have read:

"Surprise your man with oral sex, doesn't matter what day it is, as long as it's everyday."
#16
Quote by aaciseric
I think real men need to take control of that magazine secretly. Here's how that should have read:

"Surprise your man with oral sex, doesn't matter what day it is, as long as it's everyday."



Or, watching the big game helps men keep their relationships stable! As do giving them oral during commercials. Fetching refreshments, making sammitches, and cooking up a storm of delicious food can really help a man feel loved, in return, he'll do things for you.
#17


Some of these are pretty funny. Someone should make a documentary about the life of a stripper or something.

it would be both erotic and hilarious.

I vote Kensai to do it
VERY METAL!
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#18
Now I at least know what happens at those so called Bachelor parties.

It's now all spoiled.
DeVillains!
#19
Quote by Seryaph
So . . . Cosmo, eh Paddy?


And the truth comes out . . .




My initial reaction.