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#1
Let's see the consensus here. What do the ladies of UG think of fellows with beards? What does everyone think of women with beards? Guys, is it worthwhile to groom the beard or just let it loose? If it has to do with beard, state your stance.

Leave Billy Mayes out on this one; his beard is bitchin.
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#2
Beards fucking rule.
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#3
This is obviously to get the girls (lulz wut gurlz?) on UG to come out of lurking.

Oh, and beards are awesome.
#5
Beards fucking rule.

Indeed.

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#6
depends. some people look good w/ beards, some people look like hobos.
Last edited by SlayingDragons at Jun 27, 2009,
#9
Beards are cool if you can grow them nicely. If all you have is patchy facial hair, wait a while.
#13
Beard is win.

Beard is friend.

Beard not foe.

I'm totally getting a beard when I get old enough.
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#14
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Beard is win.

Beard is friend.

Beard not foe.

I'm totally getting a beard when I get old enough.

This dude speaks the truth.
#16
Beards fucking rule.
This man knows his shit.

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#18
Wow. Completely forgot about Jesus. He was definitely sporting the beard.

Beards for food storage? Yay/Nay?
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#19
I can only grow a whispy bit of fluff and a 'tache, but before long I shall have beard. Beards are awesome.
#20
some girls like it because it 'tickles them' during certain activities, but alot of girls hate them. when you first start growing it, your going to need to trim it up as it tends to grow unevenly, but the longer it gets the less you have to trim.

just the simple fact that you dont have to shave all the time is more than enough reason to have one imo.
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#21
Beards are ****ing kick ass. I'm growing a small one out right now. I'm only 16, but I'm Indian, so its not patchy and ****ty.
#22
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some girls like it because it 'tickles them' during certain activities, but alot of girls hate them.


First part true, but that isn't just why. Second part untrue. It depends.

It depends what sort of beard length you were thinking of though.
#24
Beards can be cool but you gotta trim them or the women will stray imo.

I'm speaking of personal experience.

If women see that you look after yourslef then that's just a plus, right?
#26
In my opinion as a girl I think the beards are pretty sexy.
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#27
The beard = Friend

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#28
I used to have a beard.
I like it, and I'm too lazy to shave regularly.
But my girlfriend says she doesn't like it, so I shave it sometimes.
#29
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#30
Quote by byob_soad2
I used to have a beard.
I like it, and I'm too lazy to shave regularly.
But my girlfriend says she doesn't like it, so I shave it sometimes.


You should leave her, she's coming between you and your beard. It aint right bro.
#31
Quote by aaciseric
You should leave her, she's coming between you and your beard. It aint right bro.

Beard > Girlfriend.
#33
Depends on the bloke. Some people look ridiculous trying to grow beards. Some people can grow beards but still look ridiculous. But if it works, it is a boon beyond all measure. It hides ugliness (sometimes), perpetuates mystery (or creepiness), and (can) show maturity and wisdom.
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#34
I hate shaving when u have bad acne and its fuc*ing cold cos its winter.
You spend an hour freezing with cold water on your face trying to dodge pimples and then accidently shaving some off. Afterwards u look like someone cut ur face everywere
#35
I got beard
and its my friend
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#36
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I hate shaving when u have bad acne and its fuc*ing cold cos its winter.
You spend an hour freezing with cold water on your face trying to dodge pimples and then accidently shaving some off. Afterwards u look like someone cut ur face everywere

No...You spend an hour shaving. You look like someone cut your face afterwards.
The rest of us are good at shaving.
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#37
Quote by Altered_Carbon
No...You spend an hour shaving. You look like someone cut your face afterwards.
The rest of us are good at shaving.


That cut me deep
#39
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That cut me deep


This man has razor-sharp wit.

BA-DUM, TISH!!!

I used to have a pretty major beard, I'm more a fan of the rugged stubble now.
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#40
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This man has razor-sharp wit.

BA-DUM, TISH!!!

I used to have a pretty major beard, I'm more a fan of the rugged stubble now.


Thank u kind sir. u too r sharp
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