If Michael Jackson be the king of pop, I hereby knight Warharan as king of intertard black metals. He raised the bar in terms of ridiculous lyrics:

History shall be changed forever
Thoughts of darkness won't leave his head
He leaves nothing for the better
Evil shall rule the land
So join him and take his hand
(The Knight’s Return)

So there’s this really evil knight dude, right? Probably all in black armour with red eyes glowing out of his shiny helmet and ****, and possibly a time-traveller as well according to the first nonsensical line. Sounds pretty kvlt, if not for the fact that he apparently minces about holding your hand while he commits all these badass knightly deeds. Thoughts of darkness won’t leave his head? Holding other men’s hands? What is he, an Aspie Gorgoroth fan or something?

I declare your mother the KING of *****s.

But seriously, MJ was a legend, grew up to his music,..
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Those guys are trying way too hard to mock him

Lame article
I’m not the man I used to be, I... I can’t go back to Arkham.

I... I should return to Arkham.

Among the churchyard’s mouldering stones I recognise a name – my own.
I have come home to Arkham.