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#1
After browsing in the murky, lewd muds of the Pit for all this time, I decided something must be done.

All posters in this thread must check their dishonourable urges at the door, and behave only in a manner befitting a liege lord of feudal Japan, as Samurai.

We drink only green cha and sake here, no room for those disgusting yeasty beverages drunk by so many gaijin barbarians.

We will observe Bushido, the Way Of The Warrior in how we conduct ourselves here, and are duty bound to be prepared for death at all times.

The men shall only dress like this:



and the women like this:



Quarrelling with one's liege lord will not be permitted under any circumstances, and seppuku is obligatory for those who forsake their own honour.

So drink, write haikus, pray to the gods of Shinto, and rest your Pit-weary feet on our comfy futons.

Most of all:

HAVE HONOUR
#5
Is the man on the top picture even meant to be a samurai? Wheres his swords and what the hell is that he's holding? Also it looks like that armour would do more damage to him than anyone else.
#6
Quote by Necrotise
Is the man on the top picture even meant to be a samurai? Wheres his swords and what the hell is that he's holding? Also it looks like that armour would do more damage to him than anyone else.


He left his swords at
the day spa, and is making
do with a bo stick
#7
Quote by Necrotise
Is the man on the top picture even meant to be a samurai? Wheres his swords and what the hell is that he's holding? Also it looks like that armour would do more damage to him than anyone else.

I guess you don't know much about samurai...
#10
something about Jedi's I find awesome.
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FUCK YOU DIME!

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Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



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#11
Quote by metaldud536
I guess you don't know much about samurai...

I guess not, enlighten me.
#12
Quote by CliffIsAngry
something about Jedi's I find awesome.

true, jedi's are quite incredible
#13
Quote by Necrotise
I guess not, enlighten me.

Samurai generally wore armor like the picture that you were mentioning and didn't just weild swords either. They were skilled with arrows and those long wooden spiked clubs.
#15
I used to think samurai were cool, then I drew them for my GCSE art. It's safe to say my love for them has diminished.
#16
I am not witty,
but I make a feeble try,
It did not work well.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#17
Quote by will123456789
I am not witty,
but I make a feeble try,
It did not work well.


It's true what you say
You're post is not very good
Try harder next time.
#18
Quote by metaldud536
Samurai generally wore armor like the picture that you were mentioning and didn't just weild swords either. They were skilled with arrows and those long wooden spiked clubs.


That armor sort of resembles the armor worn by the samurai, but it's not entirely accurate. The big spikes especially, are a bit off. The other part is pretty true, the samurai were originally mounted archers.
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#19
Quote by metaldud536
Samurai generally wore armor like the picture that you were mentioning and didn't just weild swords either. They were skilled with arrows and those long wooden spiked clubs.

Quote by Bubban
That armor sort of resembles the armor worn by the samurai, but it's not entirely accurate. The big spikes especially, are a bit off. The other part is pretty true, the samurai were originally mounted archers.


This discussion can only be settled by a samuria duel. Now one of you is going to tell me that samurai didnt do that or something right?
#20
Quote by Necrotise
This discussion can only be settled by a samuria duel. Now one of you is going to tell me that samurai didnt do that or something right?


Necro-san, I challenge thee to a duel!

*draws sword*
#21
Quote by Necrotise
Is the man on the top picture even meant to be a samurai? Wheres his swords and what the hell is that he's holding? Also it looks like that armour would do more damage to him than anyone else.


You know, the japanese had more weapons than the katana. I can't remember what that's called but that was a fairly common weapon.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#22
Do you guys have any pictures or places that I can find Japanese styled tattoos I really like the style and am thinking of getting one. Hopefully ones with pictures of Samurais
GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!

That is all...
#23
I just came from slaughtering a bunch of random travelers who tried to take my sacred headband from me. They're not getting it from me.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Jun 29, 2009,
#24
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
I just came from slaughtering a bunch of random travelers two tried to take my sacred headband from me. They're not getting it from me.


*snatches it and runs away*

yoink!
#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
*snatches it and runs away*

yoink!


*Runs at you, and puts my sword through your head, then takes headband back.

*e-cookie for anyone who knows exactly what I am referencing.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#26
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
K, Ninjas are better though.

if i were theguitarist, i would have banned you so quickly.

but i'm not .
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#32
I have been waiting for an hour and still haven't seen my geisha bringing me my Sake. As your god, I demand an explanation. If that explanation isn;t good enough, consequences will follow.

So LukeyLynch, What is you answer??
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#33
Quote by Kami-sama
I have been waiting for an hour and still haven't seen my geisha bringing me my Sake. As your god, I demand an explanation. If that explanation isn;t good enough, consequences will follow.

So LukeyLynch, What is you answer??


Thou art God?

Thou art inflated in thy head. I have orders from Emperor radomu-san for you to commit seppuku at once. This thread shalt not bear thy insufferability any longer.
#34
Quote by lukeylynch
Thou art God?

Thou art inflated in thy head. I have orders from Emperor radomu-san for you to commit seppuku at once. This thread shalt not bear thy insufferability any longer.

you do not order someone to commit seppuku
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"Seppuku (切腹?, "stomach-cutting") is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies, as a form of capital punishment for samurai who have committed serious offenses, and for reasons that shamed them."
Last edited by TheReverend724 at Jun 29, 2009,
#35
Quote by TheReverend724
you do not order someone to commit seppuku


I have a qualm with the research sources of thee. It is common in this, 1567 in the year of our Lord, for royals to enforcedly 'give permission' to a certain samurai for seppuku, in effect ordering it.
#36
Quote by lukeylynch
Thou art God?

Thou art inflated in thy head. I have orders from Emperor radomu-san for you to commit seppuku at once. This thread shalt not bear thy insufferability any longer.


WHAT !!??

That diseased ridden pest, he is fooling you youngling. He is a god fearing man, who thinks that his throne can protect him from me. I will show him otherwise.
I, the god of all that is good and the leader of Seiwa Genji, am outraged by your insult. If you join me, I will let you live. If not, prepare to die.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#37
Quote by lukeylynch
I have a qualm with the research sources of thee. It is common in this, 1567 in the year of our Lord, for royals to enforcedly 'give permission' to a certain samurai for seppuku, in effect ordering it.

whatever

my earlier post is cooler than anything else in this thread
#38
Quote by Kami-sama
WHAT !!??

That diseased ridden pest, he is fooling you youngling. He is a god fearing man, who thinks that his throne can protect him from me. I will show him otherwise.
I, the god of all that is good and the leader of Seiwa Genji, am outraged by your insult. If you join me, I will let you live. If not, prepare to die.


Thou hath men trained in the use of cannon and musket?
#39
Quote by lukeylynch
Thou hath men trained in the use of cannon and musket?


HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm there god, I would never sway from the Bushido. It would mean telling them to stop worshipping me. No youngling, your fake master Radomu is desperate. He is spoon feeding you the lies that will lead him to his death. Come join me, I'll give you a piece of land with a village and you will be honoured by your people.
Quote by PlayMadness

Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#40
Quote by Kami-sama
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm there god, I would never sway from the Bushido. It would mean telling them to stop worshipping me. No youngling, your fake master Radomu is desperate. He is spoon feeding you the lies that will lead him to his death. Come join me, I'll give you a piece of land with a village and you will be honoured by your people.


Very well, I see there can be no other outcome. I shall defend radomu-sama's honour to the last.

PREPARE TO DIE!
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