#1
over the holidays for school we have to prepare a speech, im doing it on awkwardness.
it has to be fairly long so i'm planning to use a lot of examples
have any? any situation, real or fake, alls helpful
#2
"...Well...eh

...Hello,
...guys...



...eh...



..."

and you go on like that for 5 minutes.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
when you ask a store clerk a personal question..

when you're walking somewhere with someone you don't really know- it usually is highly awkward!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#4
I made conversations awkward when I started to show Kira to everyone at school
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#5
when you walk down a hallway at school expecting to find someone, and they're not there, so you have to make the awkward turn around in mid hallway and walk back, alone
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#6
The one where you see someone you sort of know waving in your direction and you wave back, only to find out the person was waving at the person behind you
#9
Go on stage wearing a trench coat, and only a trench coat, flash them then give your speech. That will make it plenty awkward. Or if you don't want to get arrested go on stage with only your underwear.
#10
If you want some more specific/detailed examples, this might be of use to you
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#11
Chip and pin when the shop clerk is trying not to watch you.

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#12
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Chip and pin when the shop clerk is trying to watch you.

Fixed and far more awkward, IMO
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i think this is my favorite post of the day

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You ****ing pwn.

Awesome, dude, just awesome.
#13
Paint your face red and stutter alot.
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#14
Whip out your unit.
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Use this as a slideshow.

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#17
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"...Well...eh

...Hello,
...guys...



...eh...



..."

and you go on like that for 5 minutes.


Exactly what I thought
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#18
You should study Hugh Grant for a while.
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#19
Quote by Kensai
You should study Hugh GrantJeff Goldblum for a while.


It's like, eh, Fixed, y'know, eh...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#20
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It's like, eh, Fixed, y'know, eh...


I um, have to, um... disagree, um, you know. Um.

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#21
Quote by Kensai
I um, have to, um... disagree, um, you know. Um.



It's like, eh, y'know, like, eh, pretty, um, OBVIOUS!, that, um-y'know, eh, I know something you, eh, don't!, and that, it'll save, y'know, eh, um, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, and, eh, you can't, eh, under...stand, wh- what the heck, I'm, um, saying, eh?



DirtyEdit: "Life as we know it" is Jeff Goldblum's very own "I'll Be Back"
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jun 28, 2009,
#23
Attempt to rap the entire speech, then point to a black person in the class and say 'word'. That'll make things awkward.
#25
Talk about the time your mom asked you for advice on how to give a good blowjob?
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#26
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I um, have to, um... disagree, um, you know. Um.




just do this...

my report is on awkwardness
uh.. I tried to study up on the topic but my dad beat me when I asked him to use the computer...

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#27
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Attempt to rap the entire speech, then point to a black person in the class and say 'word'. That'll make things awkward.


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#28
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when you walk down a hallway at school expecting to find someone, and they're not there, so you have to make the awkward turn around in mid hallway and walk back, alone


Yes! This! I always do this on sidewalks though.
#29
Example: The movie theatre person takes your ticket stub and says "Enjoy your movie!"

You say "You too"
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#30
That thing where you and a stranger are walking towards eachother, try and get past but do that thing where you go to your left and they go to your left as well, thats a bastard.

Yesterday there was a Somalian woman (her race is irrelavent, but i'm just painting a picture) across from me on the train, she had 3 kids, two of them must have been about five years old, the other one was probably about two, i could forsee one of them having an accident as the older ones were standing but a bit wobbly, but they didn't go over, but instead she got up to get off (same stop as me), she lifted the baby up into the air but its head hit the roof, this was accompanied by a loud CLANG! and she tried to comfort the baby, i expected to hear a loud crescendo of baby wails, but there was no such burden, i think she might have knocked it unconcious, i really wanted to laugh but i know i would have looked like a prick.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#31
Quote by DirtyMakik
"...Well...eh

...Hello,
...guys...



...eh...



..."

and you go on like that for 5 minutes.



!
This
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#32
Quote by aaciseric
Attempt to rap the entire speech, then point to a black person in the class and say 'word'. That'll make things awkward.

yes, the rap could be interesting :P